Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 69 10.3%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
    671
What's the point of bringing stuff up and then immediately saying you won't discuss it, that's the exact way to get more speculation and questions about what's going on. Wouldn't saying something like "Something came up, no show tonight" or even simply "Check in next time, have to cancel tonight" make things simpler than cryptically writing 5 other sentences? There doesn't have to be a reason just don't do it and leave it at that. I'm not the professional social media expert though.
 
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But this is his face on Jan. 23 too:
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I mean, I don't know what's going on, I didn't look at the Locals streams but this is his main stream from January 23, it looks slightly yellow but nowhere fucking near as yellow as it was the past two streams,

These screen grabs are as broadcast by Nick (the one with the "If only you knew..." over top of it I've reduced the color temperature to try to get rid of the piss filter)

January 23 stream
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This is from the next stream (January 24)

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Here the yellowing is a little more noticeable but it also seems to be somewhat lower on the face maybe?

I'm kind of at a loss, if a specific part of his face is turning yellow repeatedly on its own and it's not something hitting the same part of his face repeatedly I think he needs to see a doctor about that :story:
 
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Captain Manning said:
Coomy is having a bit of a melty on Twitter. A sample:

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He's probably hamming it up a bit but, then again, he IS obsessed with Pippa.
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He's probably trying to start VTuber drama to distract from the fact that he finished way off at the bottom in last place.
 
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Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Is it possible any drugs could cause that? Has he been abusing party drugs again and that caused this physical ailment?
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He could also be drinking so much that he falls over at Night, you see that often with aging alchoholics. They Fall over at Night and get covered in bruices. He might have alot more than just his face
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
He's probably trying to start VTuber drama to distract from the fact that he finished way off at the bottom in last place.
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I think he's a bit too slow on that front, he is likely dead last in the list of things the pink anime rabbit thinks about, I'd even go as far as to say that he should think for 58 seconds before posting this inane "I'm not owned" drivel, there's 49 things he should work on before he even gets another chance but by then she might bolt off at 7.5 times the average speed of an european rabbit.
 
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Captain Manning said:
BREAKING NEWS:

Coomalot was supposed to realize his dream today and make his ARCA NASCAR debut in the Daytona 200. Whereupon he would own all the haters!

Instead, he will not get that race because he is SLOWER THAN SHIT!!!

In qualifying, he was 9.5 seconds off the leader, 30 MPH slower than the leader, and more than 2 whole seconds behind the next slowest car. Putting him dead last. 50 cars tried. Only 40 can make the grid.

His results:
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Him and the car:
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In summary, he drives like old people fuck.

Obviously, this is her fault.
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Special thanks to @SaidNoOneEver and @Dixieland Buckaroo.
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And here I thought SVG would be the biggest disappointment of that session. Pity we don't have video of that whole thing.
 
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Post Reply said:
Why not have Kayla slap some makeup on to obscure the bruising, whatever its cause may be?
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Kayla probably beat his ass and left with the kids or put him out.
Radiaux said:
Jaundice?
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More like lady Rackets slapped him and caught him with her wedding ring or another ring
 
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