@Android Raptor Hate Thread

Ultrapenguin said:
Motherfucking Android Raptor, I hope she gets abducted by a group of mexican cartel members who bundle her into a van when she's on her way to the communal garden or pet store or wherever the fuck she goes when she's not online being irritating or schliking to cartoons.

They'd probably drive her all the way down to Mexico before checking with their capo who'd take one look at her and be like "Nadia va a pagarnos por este chica retardando. Cortarla." because nobody even likes her enough to be worth ransom.

So then she'd probably need to wander the streets of mexico, just whining and annoying everyone until Mexican officials had enough and sent her back.

Or maybe Ethan Ralph's down there, maybe he'd hear about it and drag her back to his place just so he could finally have a kiwi farmer under his control, and he'd lock her in the basement and force her to use her account for nothing but nice posts about him (idk if his current residence has a basement, otherwise he might construct a ramshackle shed somewhere in the periphery of his location in which to inter her).

My point is I'm pretty sick of Android Raptor.


But then why is the anime girl you use to represent yourself blond? Would you dye your hair blond if you transitioned?
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Well she’s no Taylor swift
 
Android raptor said:
Also fujos are like half the fandom
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I always wondered how that came about, everytime i hear about transformers is either an autistic collector finding some rare 80's autobot figurine or some sort of fujo nuclear meltdown.
I get why gundam has fujos the series has had pretty boys bitchslapping each other since its inception but why autobots?
 
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nuttcheekwarrior said:
Because the robots have personalities they ship, obviously.
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I mean obviously but that's the minimum requirement for literally anything.
I'm just wondering how come autobots became so big with fujos as opposed to all of the other franchises around
 
Tablet County said:
Probably only Null, and I'm not willing to bug him lest he send me to reddit the Shadow Realm.
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Null should just make the super neg a picture of him except his face is red and his face is edited into a frown, huffing and puffing with rage.
 
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Shidoen said:
I knew buttfucking would lead to the death of brown children in the desert.
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Android raptor said:
What are the odds Kissenger would've been a furry if he was born a few decades later 🤔
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Android raptor said:
I think there are already plenty of newer ones in the US and Israel.

Shit, Dick Cheney is a younger Kissinger.
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wtf based furfags?

Android raptor said:
Yeah and anything related to the military is gay AF so mecha series being gay is also just realistic to how the military actually is

Shit, how much US military tech is created and maintained by gay autistic furries now?
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Not enough, those predator drones have been slacking off
 
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