Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TurboNAS]

I am playing a game called The Talos Principle. It's a puzzle game with an omnipresent voice that keeps calling you "child" every puzzle or so.
Makes me giggle a bit

You will never solve this puzzle, child. Those are just your delusions. Wait in the Garden for the knock.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I am playing a game called The Talos Principle. It's a puzzle game with an omnipresent voice that keeps calling you "child" every puzzle or so.
Makes me giggle a bit

No, child. Those are only your delusions. You are under investigation for several puzzle related felonies. Wait for the knock. Enjoy prison, stalker.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

You know what could be a funny ass youtube series? The quest to enjoy prison.

Think about, someone texts pat, from his actual number, telling pat that he is a fat bitch-titted failure who threatened to kill his wife and daughter. He gets the "Enjoy prison". He then tweets pat, telling him the same. He then begins calling LEO's in an attempt to turn himself in. First MPD, then staties, then the FBI. He records all of this, pointing out to every LEO he speaks to that he has engaged in felony telephone hareasment. The video ends with with him broken, kneeling, with his arms outstreched, waiting for cuffs that will never come...

Would be such a good bit. Josiah the intrepid reporter vlogs his confession to a very confused MPD, offering screenshots of his informative texts reminding Pat he’s a FFwBT. Or badger admits to felony titty taunting, and brings one of his pat mugs along as evidence.

In my head, whichever one goes, they leave MPD with the secret password to Owen so they too, may become patposters. MPD and Owen team up to gaslight pats impotent tweets about law enforcement working closely with “our stalkers”. MPD Twitter does a canyon facts Friday every week.

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

Patrick S. Authorson, everyone.
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Read "astroliger" as AstroGlide and was reminded of all those memes of Nancy being the Throat Goat of Washington D.C. that went around a while back.

And I'm just about to go to bed. If that makes it into my dreams tonight I'm reporting Fat for felonious misspelling.


Side note: my phone immediately autocorrected that to astrologer and I had to manually revert it to the wrong spelling. Fat faggot literally has to have his turned off, bad move for someone who graduated with a 1.7.

 

[Creative Username]

If that makes it into my dreams tonight I'm reporting Fat for felonious misspelling.

The faTulpa (paTulpa? Patrick S. Tulplinson?) needs multiple hosts because it got far too fat (just like the real deal) for @Judge Holden's mind alone to contain. Enjoy prison in your worst nightmares, dream stalker.

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

The faTulpa (paTulpa? Patrick S. Tulplinson?) needs multiple hosts because it got far too fat (just like the real deal) for @Judge Holden's mind alone to contain. Enjoy prison in your worst nightmares, dream stalker.

Uhh have we seen the Hon. Judge Holden lately? That has me worried a tulpa could get obese enough to split someone's skull and hatch out of it into the physical plane like Zeus giving birth to Athena

Also my vote is definitely for Patrick S. Tulplinson lmao.

That was funny, stalker.
It made me laugh out loud, stalker.
You have been instructed, many times, to cease destroying my ribs. Continuing to do so constitutes felony Patposting. Enjoy prison.

 

[Neetorino]

The faTulpa (paTulpa? Patrick S. Tulplinson?)

I like Fatrick S. Tulpinson conceptually, so have some CoPilot creations.

Spoiler: Prompt

Draw me a picture of a rotund humanoid pigmonster that has a ghostly affect

This last one looks like he's about to tell me how much I'll enjoy Prison.

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

These are amazing, I had to go make a few as well to help me give form to my very own Patrick S Tulplinson, enjoy prison:

Spoiler: Prompt for this next one

The ghost of a humanoid pig staring hungrily in through a bedroom window at a Senegalese child sleeping, photorealistic

 

[MilkThePig]

I am playing a game called The Talos Principle. It's a puzzle game with an omnipresent voice that keeps calling you "child" every puzzle or so.
Makes me giggle a bit

Shit I’ve had that game in my Steam library for years. Might have to try it now. And then enjoy prison when I’m done.

 

[FinnSven]

Shit I’ve had that game in my Steam library for years. Might have to try it now. And then enjoy prison when I’m done.

It’s a shame that one can’t have a PC or steam
Deck in their cell.

I am sure many people would enjoy prison if they could just see out their sentence by playing through their unplayed games in their steam library.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Haha yeah buddy, good jokes. He really thinks Gollum's name is "Golem".

Well, if you only saw the movies it's an easy mistake for a fat retard to make. You'd think he'd have just picked it up somewhere, but no. Guy's culturally illiterate.

Yeah, I bet.

Yeah, like the ones that go cruising the sauna at his gym. Has he ever said anything about his gym being a gay pick-up spot? Or is it more like this:

 

[FinnSven]

I found the picture I was thinking of a few pages back!

Are there any AI masters who can tease the generators into making this?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yeah he said that but he was also really mad that his dad liked his adopted son better.

His "gay" son is really no better than Elon's tranny son. His youngest daughter seemed to be a bitch who liked to get blacked. At least her older sister just adopted them.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s a shame that one can’t have a PC or steam
Deck in their cell.

Try enjoying prison in Norway instead, where mass shooter Breivik sued over being tortured by not having the latest Playstation, or something equally ridiculous.

 

[FinnSven]

Try enjoying prison in Norway instead, where mass shooter Breivik sued over being tortured by not having the latest Playstation, or something equally ridiculous.

Yes, their prison system makes sense if the prisoner is going to be released.

Oversimplifying, if prisoners are effectively reeducated, given prospects, therefore having something to lose by reoffending, then yes that is a good idea. Rehabilitation and guidance rather than punishment.

Brevik and other psychos on the other hand should be sent to a gulag in Svalbard.

Some forced labor should deal with their uppityness and then if they really won’t learn, they can go pet the polar bears.

Fatrick would be useful for this too. His enormous body would feed many polar bears bringing them back from the brink of starvation.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You are playing your favorite RPG and you are on your quest when a fat pigman barges into you out from nowhere, says "Enjoy prison, stalker." and then you are thrust into a incredibly tough battle that you must win. What do you do?

 

[FinnSven]

You are playing your favorite RPG and you are on your quest when a fat pigman barges into you out from nowhere, says "Enjoy prison, stalker." and then you are thrust into a incredibly tough battle that you must win. What do you do?

Quick hack his phone and cause it to malfunction so that he can’t tweet.

Without being able to provide “razor wit takes which influence” he will be confused and distraught.

Then I will keep his lumbering hide at a distance as I wear him down with a smart pistol.

Fatrick would be confused and alarmed by basically everything in Night City, though he would definitely have a Lexington with as many ridiculous mods as possible.

Keanu Reeves would be pressed to make a witty snide comment about him though, the sight actually would make him vomit.

 

[BScCollateral]

Question for the old people here who were alive when Reagan was in office was he ever actually demented? Like Biden levels demented? Could you notice in his second term noticeably cognitive decline like with Biden?

There were a number of jokes, but even 60 Minutes wasn't able to find anything more damning than an occasional slip of the tongue he immediately caught and corrected.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, their prison system makes sense if the prisoner is going to be released.

Releasing someone who murdered 77 children just doesn't seem like a good idea to me. The "rehabilitation" should be a bullet in the head.

 

[Pedophobe]

Are there any AI masters who can tease the generators into making this?

But it's perfect just the way it is.

You are playing your favorite RPG and you are on your quest when a fat pigman barges into you out from nowhere, says "Enjoy prison, stalker." and then you are thrust into a incredibly tough battle that you must win. What do you do?

Drop all food from my inventory and back up a few feet. Hit him with ranged attacks while he's compelled to eat everything off the floor.