Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

NerdShamer said:
It didn't come from an Nintendo Direct, which means that the Nintendo Switch Ultra will be revealed next month.

Trust me bro, my uncle works at Nintendo
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You know, maybe they could call it something else and not try to copy the same mistakes as Wii U
 
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Chin of Campbell said:
I mean...if people are expecting it to be announced within the next couple months, won't it come out in Q3 or Q4 anyway? That's a few extra months, tops. That's not some crazy news.
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True. Plus, in terms of first party ttitles, they only have Princess Peach Showtime, Luigi's Mansion 2 HD and the Paper Mario TTYD remaster currently announced. Either there's stuff they're holding back or we'll be playing a new generation of Nintendo console come Christmas.
 
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starborn427614 said:
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Pyoro correctly called both GBA Golden Sun games hitting NSO on the correct day, so I'm inclined to believe his sources here. Wouldn't get your hopes up for any huge surprises though, in another tweet he says he's "not excited".
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Fuck leaker faggots. They need their hands chopped off so they can't spread their bullshit everywhere.

whatever I feel like said:
In fairness, the release cupboard is so bare (ports of twenty year old games, yay) that if they don't talk about speculation they would just have nothing at all to talk about.
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Good. That's exactly what people should do. Shut the fuck up and play their games instead of sucking rumour monger cock.
 
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Never Scored said:
Yeah, I agree. I replayed DK '94 on a GBC recently for the first time in what's got to be 20 or 25 years and it holds up great. I remember not liking Mario vs. Donkey Kong when it came out, and I played the free demo for the Switch version, and tbh I find it mind boggling anyone would review it and give it anything above a 6/10. It's hard to put your finger on any one particular thing, but it just feels very soulless and rigid. It's like a lot of those Yoshi's Island sequels like Yoshi's New Island where there's nothing really wrong with them, but it feels like they're just kind of there to pad out the library.
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I completely agree, except I'd give it a 7/10 today just because standards are so low now. In its time it was a 5/10 because GBA was flooded with awesome games, and so were other systems. Now? MvDK is probably one of the better releases this year.

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Who's up for another year of speculation?
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I slightly leaned towards a March '25 release, so I'm inclined to believe this.

TVB said:
You know, maybe they could call it something else and not try to copy the same mistakes as Wii U
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Problem is they don't want to forfeit the positive association with the Switch branding, which makes sense. I think the best way to keep that is to tack on a gimmick and name it Switch [gimmick], like 3DS was a DS in 3D.
 
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It's pretty much guaranteed that this year the Switch is gonna surpass the PS2s total sales and become the best selling console of all time, the coping and seething from the Sony bros is going to be on a whole other level from anything that we have ever seen before when the news drops.
 
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JF97 said:
It's pretty much guaranteed that this year the Switch is gonna surpass the PS2s total sales and become the best selling console of all time, the coping and seething from the Sony bros is going to be on a whole other level from anything that we have ever seen before when the news drops.
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Not sure if the switch has 15 million this year in it, 2022 it did 19.6 million and from what I can tell has slowed down since then. Doubt Nintendo will stop making them when the Switch 2 comes out, plus a low price for it will help it as well push it past the PS2 numbers, just don't expect it until 2025 to get past that.
 
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Product Placement said:
Not sure if the switch has 15 million this year in it, 2022 it did 19.6 million and from what I can tell has slowed down since then. Doubt Nintendo will stop making them when the Switch 2 comes out, plus a low price for it will help it as well push it past the PS2 numbers, just don't expect it until 2025 to get past that.
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I think they'll need good bundles and a killer swan song to make it happen at all, especially if Switch 2 releases this year.
 
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