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Shock, Dave doesn't understand professional boundaries, or that his mother's ability to dedicate her life to fixing everything wrong in the world is limited.
Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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e claims his Twitter was hacked in December, and he's been locked out since. Given that he hadn't really been engaging with it since last summer, not really sure what he needs it for (Link | Archive):
And Dave retells the story of his profoundly neglectful, spiteful parents, from infancy to late adolescence (Link):
During Dave's mega-long stream (thanks, @A. G. Peak -- when I saw the file size, I wept, ha ha), he claimed he's been paying his apartment rent by selling guitars, which he'd bought with his "desk job" earnings. Who knew the atheists paid so well? Haven't seen any updates on his e-case but keeping an eye out.
And Dave retells the story of his profoundly neglectful, spiteful parents, from infancy to late adolescence (Link):
During Dave's mega-long stream (thanks, @A. G. Peak -- when I saw the file size, I wept, ha ha), he claimed he's been paying his apartment rent by selling guitars, which he'd bought with his "desk job" earnings. Who knew the atheists paid so well? Haven't seen any updates on his e-case but keeping an eye out.
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I would love to see him explain his posts from 2017 where he says he had a typical upbringing in a loving household.
Also, "No contact" my asshole, his parents had to take out a fucking restraining order against him to stop him from performing songs about his father outside their house and running after them screeching at them while holding his cell phone up to record video of the entire thing when they are just trying to go to medical appointments for their health issues as elderly individuals.
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I bet if Dave's mom took the homeless man in, he'd complain that she cared more about street bums than him. He'd probably also claim the homeless man molested him.
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He really puts the Tard in Tardis.
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At 17 he was able to buy a car, multiple guitars, and still had $5,000 left from teaching guitar? What a diligent young man! He must have been giving a dozen lessons a week, all while attending school and dating his 14 year old girlfriend (who I believe was the reason he was kicked out of his house).
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Here's Oracle Dave calling the 2016 presidential election from a month out. He initially posted to Facebook, but scrambled to make a video when "grab 'em by the pussy" came to light. I'm glad he did, because if you like idiot predictions delivered with officious certainty, this is 6 1/2 minutes of the right stuff.
Apart from having a bicuspid removed, Dave's teeth seem to be intact and white. You can see them in this video from 2021 (snickering and grinning after he farts 8 seconds in).
Up until 2014, it was easy to find pics of Dave showing his choppers. But after he became Danielle, the only times you'd see his teeth are when he's unaware of being snapped or from video stills. If he's posing, he's doing a closed-mouth smile.
I can only guess that he has the notion that not showing his teeth makes him more womanly, or demure, or exotic, or some other daft shit.
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dave really looks like shit in those old videos but his affect is so much more "together." now he looks like much worse, much older shit and comes across like someone who should be confined to inpatient care
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Wow, he is noticeably twitchy in that second video -- clearly in his tweaker phase by that point. I wonder if meth mouth had anything to do with the missing tooth? It might also explain the closed-mouth smiling -- self-consciousness about it.
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His smiling close-mouthed isn't just to hide the missing tooth, I don't think (though that's not insignificant -- he got VERY upset about people mocking Trump's teeth/dentures). I think there's something to the idea of the demure smile. Is it the autogynesmile? It actually reminds me of Zinnia Jones, who also had some teeth (and only some) issues, but also seemed to be doing the weird smile to give the impression of cheek bones:
In Zinnia's case, the effect only worked in selfies. It broke down hilariously when he tried to do it on video:
I considered adding a picture of Zinnia's teeth, but Lent's coming on, and some of us probably ought to go to Heaven.
In Zinnia's case, the effect only worked in selfies. It broke down hilariously when he tried to do it on video:
I considered adding a picture of Zinnia's teeth, but Lent's coming on, and some of us probably ought to go to Heaven.
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Hideous beast Dave Muscato IS NOT ASEXUAL!!1 He is a local cow in Columbia known for wearing his BLM shirt and walking downtown all the time. Lots of people know him from his work in the Skepticon days. He is the local pervert that harasses women on dating apps and IRL. He is literally the "wheres my hug at" tranny of CoMo who will never have sex consensually.
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"a where's-my-hug tranny is something to be"
[Verse 1]
As soon as you're born, they make you feel male
You lie in your crib and they ignore your wails
They make you a scapegoat ensuring you'll fail
[Refrain]
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
[Verse 2]
They buy your bros houses but you just guitars
They hate you for putting weird signs on your car
The weed dealer tells you "fuck off" at the bar
[Refrain]
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
[Verse 3]
Your sensual showers are solo and sad
You pick at your chin and no girls touch your nads
You've got PTSD from your narcissist dad
[Refrain]
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
etc
[Verse 1]
As soon as you're born, they make you feel male
You lie in your crib and they ignore your wails
They make you a scapegoat ensuring you'll fail
[Refrain]
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
[Verse 2]
They buy your bros houses but you just guitars
They hate you for putting weird signs on your car
The weed dealer tells you "fuck off" at the bar
[Refrain]
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
[Verse 3]
Your sensual showers are solo and sad
You pick at your chin and no girls touch your nads
You've got PTSD from your narcissist dad
[Refrain]
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
A where's-my-hug tranny is something to be
etc
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I mean, he wasn't exactly gorgeous before, but holy shit, what a drop-off.
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Yeah, you can really see where he was tracking with his twin Andy, but while Andy kept himself in reasonable condition Dave just stopped working, stopped caring, started smirking and turned up the whine. Plus he needed the beard to give definition to his teletubby head. On the plus side, at least he looks more obviously degenerate and creepy, and can’t fool anyone other than the most retarded.
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If someone was publicly accusing me for years of homosexual incestuous rape, the last thing I would want to do is read their book.
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To be fair, this judge could have a backlog.
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Dave is e-begging. Claims he's been approved for SNAP.
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He only has one day left by fat standards.
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Another wall of text from Dave after someone points out it may not be wise to announce that he stole a ribeye steak. (Link)
