Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[85CentSoda]

Their outdoor deck is so hilariously overcrowded with BBQ stuff. I forgot how many smokers and grills he has.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Rob's so wholesome

Some of you need to stop with the less then thinly veiled comments though.

 

[a terminal posture]

PORTABLE BBQ - PRODUCT REVIEW
(02.16.24)

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"perfect marbling"
There's an inch-wide fat vein in the center of the cut.

 

[lindsayfan]

i hate to say this but jack sounds less out-of-it in the latest video than he has lately. the grill seems kind of useful, and the steaks (aside from the black seasoning) don't look terrible. still giving it a thumbs down for the algo ofc

 

[Baby Yoda]

Do you guys think the rumors are true that Jack has adapted his asshole to be able to obtain the same type of orgasmic sensitivity that a normal vagina has? Reason being all the strokes rendered his penis essentially useless so evolutionarily his asshole evolved to become a hole for pleasure too.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

i hate to say this but jack sounds less out-of-it in the latest video than he has lately. the grill seems kind of useful, and the steaks (aside from the black seasoning) don't look terrible. still giving it a thumbs down for the algo ofc

Must of have been a good day because he sounded super out-of-it yesterday on his stream. I had to dip after 8 minutes because he was being so retarded I thought I was losing brain cells. He kept arguing that there is no way Russia could have any hostility towards the US since Tucker Carlson was allowed to go there and do an interview with Putin. He repeated this argument like 5 times as he was some intellectual giant that could see further than anyone else.

 

[Andoxico]

PORTABLE BBQ - PRODUCT REVIEW

This is the seasoning he used. I've made it a habit to specifically use UK websites because the nutrition is required to be labeled as per 100g. As you can see, 100g of seasoning contains 100g of SHUGAR. That's right, the seasoning is virtually 100% SHUGAR. But wait, there's more! The label even claims that the seasoning is keto friendly despite being pure sugar

 

[Aunt Carol]

The label even claims that the seasoning is keto friendly despite being pure sugar

That's the Tic Tac Loophole: Tic Tacs are mostly sugar, and also legally no sugar because per serving it's less than 0.5 grams.

Jack might as well be citing that labeling quirk and swallowing a whole bottle of Tic Tacs; your metabolism can't read the label.

 

[Kosher Salt]

This is the seasoning he used. I've made it a habit to specifically use UK websites because the nutrition is required to be labeled as per 100g. As you can see, 100g of seasoning contains 100g of SHUGAR. That's right, the seasoning is virtually 100% SHUGAR. But wait, there's more! The label even claims that the seasoning is keto friendly despite being pure sugar
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The ingredients claim that sea salt is the first ingredient (i.e. most by weight), but per 100 grams, it contains ~0.5 grams of salt, and ~100 grams of sugar. Yeah...

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

This is the seasoning he used. I've made it a habit to specifically use UK websites because the nutrition is required to be labeled as per 100g. As you can see, 100g of seasoning contains 100g of SHUGAR. That's right, the seasoning is virtually 100% SHUGAR. But wait, there's more! The label even claims that the seasoning is keto friendly despite being pure sugar

That's the Tic Tac Loophole: Tic Tacs are mostly sugar, and also legally no sugar because per serving it's less than 0.5 grams.

Jack might as well be citing that labeling quirk and swallowing a whole bottle of Tic Tacs; your metabolism can't read the label.

The ingredients claim that sea salt is the first ingredient (i.e. most by weight), but per 100 grams, it contains ~0.5 grams of salt, and ~100 grams of sugar. Yeah...

"DON'T INSULT YOUR IGNORANCE! I KNOW WHAT'S CARNIVORE AND WHAT'S NOT"- Actual quote from Jack yesterday

 

[Miltank]

Guess Qali's latest sham is becoming a professional gamer


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[LaughJoke2.0]

Plenty of people love raw beef so this isn't about raw beef. But for Christ Sake how after a decade of doing videos does that jackass does not learn how to control his heat when cooking. That fucking steak was burnt yet still fucking raw in sections. All I can hear is Gordon Ramsey "IT'S RAW YOU DONKEY".

 

[indomitable snowman]

I've never put sugar on a steak before. Sounds nasty and no wonder it looks burnt.

 

[Dead Air]

Plenty of people love raw beef so this isn't about raw beef. But for Christ Sake how after a decade of doing videos does that jackass does not learn how to control his heat when cooking. That fucking steak was burnt yet still fucking raw in sections. All I can hear is Gordon Ramsey "IT'S RAW YOU DONKEY".

Jack has never understood heat control. He has two modes: stove on full blast, or off. No in between.

 

[AnOminous]

I've never put sugar on a steak before. Sounds nasty and no wonder it looks burnt.

I will often finish with caramelized onions, but the onions themselves are what provides the SHUGAR. You don't need to add more.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Excema.

I am guessing that fatty is still eating those things and still having those issues. He obviously has brain fog based on his social media posts

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Yea, Jack, a diet high in fat is bad for you. He’s speeding running to his next stroke

 

[AnOminous]

Yea, Jack, a diet high in fat is bad for you. He’s speeding running to his next stroke View attachment 5731032

It's amazing how Jack can think anyone will take advice from some four strokes and counting goggle-eyed fat idiot who is barely alive.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So we got a preview of the slop he's making a video for next week, claims it's two ingredients... probably egg whites and cream cheese or butter, so basically just a shitty meringue.
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That's exactly what it is and... it's okay. I've made it before because I was curious and it's got the same texture as a shitty Angel Food cake. I wouldn't call it pleasant but it was edible.

Just don't eat bread if this is a problem.

Rob's so wholesome
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Some of you need to stop with the less then thinly veiled comments though.

I saw a couple people reference Null in the comments. But it's not like Fatty would notice. I doubt he even watches Rob's stuff much less comments on it.

Yea, Jack, a diet high in fat is bad for you. He’s speeding running to his next stroke View attachment 5731032

And they do. But it's not like Fatty understands any of it. He's just, "rendered fat from meat gud!" and that's it.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Yea, Jack, a diet high in fat is bad for you. He’s speeding running to his next stroke View attachment 5731032

Of course he doesn't care about using AI if it's for a shitty meme he can be preachy with.