Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Kees H]

PC Blackjack is currently squirting bros.. we got a little happy dance of Austin to System of a Down here, gifbros do your worst.

Spoiler: Full screen

EDIT: And now he's going to kill himself, apparently. Blackjack wasn't squirting for a while.

Spoiler: Full screen

EDIT2: A juicer asks him to play 100 bucks dice rolls on 10% chance. Hilarity ensues.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

EDIT3: How to lose 1500 bucks in ~20 secs.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

EDIT4: To be honest, he got me here, I was convinced he lost it all for a couple of seconds

 

[skunt]

EDIT4: To be honest, he got me here, I was convinced he lost it all for a couple of seconds

if it was any other person i'd be convinced he times the music with his actions sometimes, it's so uncanny.

but it's austin, so he isn't. song is system of a down, lonely day - good tune

 

[Kees H]

Another appearance of BasedManJack. Fuck Biden and fuck trannies.

 

[Sneeds]

I'm pretty sure that will be Bossman's last monkey stream from what I heard happen to him.

 

[Blackstar]

Stats

 

[cans.wav]

@Absolutely Retarded caught the dealers reaction when BMJ and a rat named FAGMANJACK joined the table together

 

[Sneeds]

One of the dealers looks similar to a certain individuals (plural), that’s been trying to take down the Farms.


Surprisingly this is an actual women

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Austin predicts the chat reaction if he got on Eddie's stream

He claims a 1k code from Eddie's stream and looks like a kid on Christmas as it's pending

3 minutes later it's gone

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

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First the bong, now a door? Next drywall. And what comes after drywall? The path to Honda is long and winding, but it looks like we're almost there.

Another appearance of BasedManJack. Fuck Biden and fuck trannies.

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He's a simple man. Gamba, bong, crack and cry, but he will never groom a kid. It's why he's the best.

 

[gaystoner]

First the bong, now a door? Next drywall. And what comes after drywall? The path to Honda is long and winding, but it looks like we're almost there.

He's a simple man. Gamba, bong, crack and cry, but he will never groom a kid. It's why he's the best.

I thought he sent nudes to an underage girl?

 

[Kees H]

I thought he sent nudes to an underage girl?

That's what the retarded a-logs around him keep repeating, but the only "proof" of that is the well trusted source "trust me bro", and the vid where's he masturbating in his parents bed, but there is no proof for the claim it was sent to someone saying he/she was underage in that video.

If the BMJ a-logs can come up with proof Austin sent that vid to a underage girl, I guess they would have done it by now. But for now we have to go on the super reliable source "trust me bro i aint cappin g frfr ong nigga".

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Someone please gif that little tippy toe scamper after he whooshes that towel back in excitement, eager to get to his $1k gamba delights.

Edit: words

 

[break these cuffs]

Door Watch 2024 is in full effect. Why couldn't gaylogs do something useful and send him a solid core wood door instead of the hollow core pos you know Ratdad bought? Austin kicking or punching solid pine after being used to punching sheetrock and paneling would be hilarious.

 

[Blackstar]

Gem

 

[ForTheHoard]

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I look forward to the coming bong rip compilations.

 

[Poonocchio]

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Lifting of the bong with a "I haven't broken anything in so long, dude" feels like really ominous foreshadowing. RIP bong.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Someone please gif that little tippy toe scamper after he whooshes that towel back in excitement, eager to get to his $1k gamba delights.

Edit: words

is this what you are looking for?

 

[DOORSTUCK]

I can't believe it, I('m) lost it all man !

 

[PositiveMonk]

This faggot BossManCrack can't even write his own titles anymore.

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Bossmanjack wins $1,000 giveaway. Hilarity ensues."​

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLFpjj7ROhA​

Welcome to the farms @Sammy Sosa, please give the archival thread a read instead of linking to these shitty fucking youtube videos. Oh and also kill yourself

 

[Kees H]

I have a feeling a bunch of the accounts created since this thread was created, just posting BMJ shit, are just out to advertise their shitty YouTube channels. I would kindly suggest you rope instead of spamming your shitty YouTube vids in this thread