Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

I'm laughing at how utterly pathetic it is to have your entire identity tied to Microsoft, of all fucking things. Whatever the stolen valor equivalent of the tech world is, this guy is competing with Snackie for the top of the list.
 
Shane has big (because he's fat) pick me vibes
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I love how clever Shane and Pat believe themselves to be when they try to appeal to Leslie using strong emotions. They can’t break this buck and it makes them crazy, for some reason it’s imperative that Leslie join their side. Neither of them can understand why a woman wouldn’t immediately clutch her pearls at being accused of murder by two Twitter faggots. Aren’t all women supposed to be agreeable, and respect when a man tells her how she should feel and behave? I hate the M word and the way it’s weaponized more than anyone but lol what else do you call it?

Neither of them have spent this much time trying to convince a man mocking them that they’d been “tricked” (besides that one guy that kept calling pat kiddo and refusing to read his pinned thread, but he quickly moved on from that)
 
I love how clever Shane and Pat believe themselves to be when they try to appeal to Leslie using strong emotions. They can’t break this buck and it makes them crazy, for some reason it’s imperative that Leslie join their side. Neither of them can understand why a woman wouldn’t immediately clutch her pearls at being accused of murder by two Twitter faggots. Aren’t all women supposed to be agreeable, and respect when a man tells her how she should feel and behave? I hate the M word and the way it’s weaponized more than anyone but lol what else do you call it?

Neither of them have spent this much time trying to convince a man mocking them that they’d been “tricked” (besides that one guy that kept calling pat kiddo and refusing to read his pinned thread, but he quickly moved on from that)
I think the thing that drives them both nuts about Leslie, aside from the fact that she's a "mere female" who dares to defy them, is that she was on their side. I remember seeing her tweets where she was sympathizing with Patrick and scolding the pests for being, well, pests, and then Pat kept on being his usual belligerent asshole self while the pests were friendly to her and she did a complete 180 into Patposting when she realized just how big a joke he was. I don't think Patrick's ego has ever fully recovered from that one, especially because Leslie still has a successful career in spite of his constant rage-xeeting.
 
I hate the M word

I'll say it for you: misogynist. As in "Shane is such a fat misogynist that he assumes Leslie is being used unknowingly", despite all the evidence pointing to Leslie being an intelligent and competent woman who understands the Pat situation. Shane's such a misogynist that he thinks Leslie should have acted like the stereotypical compassionate woman and consoled Pat for his misfortunes without second thought. She's not acting according to how he thinks she should as a woman, and misogynists like Shane hate that.

Leslie's not being used by the Pests, and they're clearly all enjoying Patposting together.
 
I am as fascinated by his absence as by his presence. What caused him to go silent? What caused him to come back?

@KF Cruiser Care to illuminate us?

meh he probably just got picked up for paedophilia again and now is out on bail and free to spamm the internets once again.

Shane we've talked about this bro, leave the little girls alone. What your doing is not kool OK.
 
So back in 2007 Shane was trying to make the claim that he helped code Window's Vista despite a year later not knowing how to recover game save data.
Having had to use that pig of an OS on a work laptop for 3 years I can fully believe that Shane was involved in coding it.

If I helped code Windows Vista I'd stay pretty fucking quiet about it.
 
Having had to use that pig of an OS on a work laptop for 3 years I can fully believe that Shane was involved in coding it.

If I helped code Windows Vista I'd stay pretty fucking quiet about it.
Makes you wonder if he worked there long enough to have a hand in the dumpster fire that was Windows 8.

Or their phones :cryblood:
 
Does anyone speak "tard"?
Notice how he hastens to display his disgust for Trump after poking fun at Biden, JUST IN CASE anyone thinks he might be a MAGA guy. The TDS crowd is hilariously predictable.

Also lol that he tried to “we” with Pat Tomlinson, who doesn’t acknowledge him, doesn’t follow him, and likely has him muted.

Pathetic.
 
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