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Their feet are light and nimble. They never sleep. They says that they will never die. They dance in light and in shadow and they are a great favorite. They never sleep, the kiwis. They are dancing, dancing. They say that they will never die. - Keffals "The Manchild"
 
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This fat retard leaving the mainstream commentary community sphere and throwing his lot in with Keffals is the best thing to ever happen.
"I'm sorry Queen Keffals for getting you targeted", this is despite Keffals inserting themself into the drama by tweeting about it at essentially the same time.

But Keffals, you said you were retiring the Keffals brand name, why do you need to have a bridge to a mainstream creator if all you want to do is make scary content under a new channel name and leaving the drama streams/content behind?

Not sure why Keffals needed to have another private account when we already know of Borpaspinning but it just means I can go back to trying to work out what's being tweeted about from the replies.
This one is clearly about H3
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6 million you say? What an oddly specific number to use when talking about Ethan :story:

Also: @LikeAStone 2.0 that 'are they following' website has been broken since the API changes, Keemster claimed Tipster wasn't being followed by Keffals yesterday and that was incorrect, he'd have killed himself if he lost the Keffals follow.
 
Has anyone thought of the actual repercussions if this troon actually goes ahead and finally becomes a 41%er? Not all that unlikely with how mentally unstable he is, I am worried it would only further strain the current state of things on the farms.
I think that Keffals is too tainted for his corpse to be used against the Farms. It's probably one of those troons other troons won't talk about or will ask others to not bring up because it makes them look bad.

They'll just sweep up his remains under the rug.
 
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>We did it, discordsisters, I personally destroyed the saturday morning villain, Kiwifarms. And it exploded like a Power Rangers villain!
>I won. Let's watch the credits roll.

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>....Why aren't the credits rolling?
 
How can Lucas still be thinking he is right. Anyone got updated dock?
You must understand that in Lucas’ world view and value system, ‘truth’ is whatever the greatest number of people agree with. They see it as a pliable non-constant that can, nay must, be controlled. If the narrative ’truth’ escapes their control their world collapses and they are lost. When this happens they lose grip on reality, both real and constructed, and scramble around until new footing is established.
Understanding this is key to understanding Keffels because it explains all of their behaviour that is so at odds with how an ordinary, well-adjusted, rational adult behaves. It explains the compulsion to oscillate between ‘look at me and listen to me’ and ‘why won’t everyone leave me alone I never asked for this’. It is a value system based on the primary assertion that whatever they believe is truth, and not the other way round where the truth is a fixed externality to be understood and worked with.
To put it in Karl Rove terms you and I are likely members of the ‘reality-based community’ and thus the motivations and actions of someone who is not seem quite alien to us. But there is a (twisted) logic to it.
 
That Mahutar guy or whatever is calling Keffals "she", he's gonna cave and apologize and say "trans rights" and "protect trans kids" in 2 days, tops.
Not necessarily, I think our queen JK Rowling used to call trannies by their gay pronouns. Now she just does not give a flying fuck. I hope JK somehow gets involved. She has already had dealings with Vaush and called him a pedo, I believe.

If she talks about the CatBoy Ranch, I'll buy my girl 3 additional copies of the Harry Potter game, I promise.
 
I think that Keffals is too tainted for his corpse to be used against the Farms. It's probably one of those troons other troons won't talk about or will ask others to not bring up because it makes them look bad.

They'll just sweep up his remains under the rug.
Doubt it, Chloe Sagal was so violent and unstable and vindictive she got excommunicated from the trans community but they reclaimed her to use against us while her body was still smoking.

If Keffals kills herself we should all just play dumb and blame H3H3.
 
Keffals better step back in line or Vaush won't help him with his internet shit anymore, or whatever he was doing with whiteforest!!!

Also I think i'll accept the cringe of Muta saying she just this once, we all know that youtube is a tranny shielding platform and you can be punished in so many autistic ways for going against it.
 
Not necessarily, I think our queen JK Rowling used to call trannies by their gay pronouns. Now she just does not give a flying fuck. I hope JK somehow gets involved. She has already had dealings with Vaush and called him a pedo, I believe.

If she talks about the CatBoy Ranch, I'll buy my girl 3 additional copies of the Harry Potter game, I promise.
Hopefully she gets tagged or something, that'd be interesting to see her get roped into this whole mess lol
 
I'm confused how stocking is a Loli? Like even in the source material with the "child like design" that has proportions a child does not. They literally reference about her above average chest size. Not defending vaush cuz he's a disgusting pedophile who jerks it to children being fucked by horses but this seems like a bit of a stretch if you have ever watched the show.
 
Between Muta's documentary inevitably sourcing from the Farms, Ethan Klein's fans obviously learning about the Catboy Ranch from the Farms, and Keffals hitting back against Ethan with his association with Shad which was also also clearly cribbed from the Farms, I'm going to make the following proclamation:

There is not a single person that actually hates the Kiwi Farms. Everyone likes it until they, or someone that reminds them way too much of themselves, gets a thread. That's the only reason people think the site is bad and everything else they say is a lie to deflect from that fact.
That's not the only reason why and you know it. Another aspect of this site that puts people off big time is the early internet behavior that one can display here. Calling people all kinds of slurs, hating trannies, hating black people, hating Jews, saying some legitimately vile shit, it's all kosher here. Theres some insane shit posted on the off topic boards either sincerely or as a troll. Normies can't stand that though. They're too used to the neutered, bleached internet that is social media. They take trolling seriously, aren't capable of moving on from reading a truly reprehensible post, and imo most importantly, they've never had to actually read dissenting opinions. In sociall media, youre able to insulate completely, so you have absolutely no idea what people you don't like are actually saying, which leads to you having weak convictions. "Why are trannies so speshul and valid? They just are!!!" But then they read a thread on their tranny heroes and discover that they're not pristine. Internet normies have black and white thinking , either it's fully right or fully wrong. They never needed to evolve from childish thinking.
 
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