Pick-me women / #NotLikeTheOtherGirls General

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been at a [genre interest event, any kind, fill in the blanks] found another female and tried to make polite conversation about the subject at hand, only to find myself stuck dealing with a combative, insecure pick me.

You can tell the difference. They don’t actually have affection for the thing they’re there to celebrate; they’re there sacramentalizing their status as ✨The Gurl who also likes The Thing.✨ Which means, usually, that they don’t really give a shit about the thing aside from basic bitch surface stuff sufficient to pull a dude with/wallow in nostalgia over. Fake geek girls whose whole identity is based on comparing themselves favorably against other females; if a non-Stacy appears who is also non-uggo and non-cunty they go into meltdown mode trying to neutralize the threat.

My go-to tactic was to just humor them, gently disengage and drop frequent reminders that I came with a date and I didn’t want hers. It worked, too well. Now I run into these people sometimes, years later, and they remember me like we’re some kind of old friends. Always awkward.
 
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Apparently she's been obsessed with Taylor Swift for YEARS and now she finally is getting attention for it since it's popular to hate her now.
 
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Clamater said:
It's probably because Candace suffers from "pretty for a black girl" syndrome. They seem to seethe endlessly at blondes in particular.
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She also married the white man with the largest forehead I ever done seen.
 
Dupree said:
Every year I walk this earth, it becomes more and more apparent that "nerd culture" is nothing but insecure losers banding together and being pricks to happy, socially successful people.
It makes sense why so many of them are commies now.
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I wish the Big Bang Theory never made it to television and I wish a 100 years penance crusade to whoever utters “Bazinga” again.
 
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Shidoen said:
I wish the Big Bang Theory never made it to television and I wish a 100 years penance crusade to whoever utters “Bazinga” again.
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It's been happening since Revenge of the Nerds. It's trendy to look back on that film and go "oohh my god so heckin problematic!!!!". They don't find it problematic at all deep in their hearts, they're just shocked that the loser nerd fantasy of raping a hot girl while drunk at a party was exposed for the whole world to see.
 
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Dupree said:
It's been happening since Revenge of the Nerds. It's trendy to look back on that film and go "oohh my god so heckin problematic!!!!". They don't find it problematic at all deep in their hearts, they're just shocked that the loser nerd fantasy of raping a hot girl while drunk at a party was exposed for the whole world to see.
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I keep forgetting that film had that scene and then at the end of the film the girl was fine with being raped by a nerd in a Vader mask. Thus it proves that movies are nothing like real life.
 
Sigmahat said:
I expect that as a corpse, he'll quit drinking one away and she can rely on the church, as she's clearly a late 19th century Irish peasant.

I'm adding a post into this thread because I'm dying of curiosity about why @Fareal had more than one kid with this guy-

Nobody wants to dig for the history, but hey, retyping what happened is less effort than cleaning human shit off a tile floor, so...

Why the fuck would you reproduce with a floor shitter? More than once? What were you thinking?

And as a follow-up question, what in God's name have you done that nobody on earth will give you the cost of a pint or six to help your DOGS and CHILDREN?

You've got a near 10 year post history, so your floor shitter husband isn't keeping you from talking to anyone. Why won't anyone throw a couple pounds at you anymore?

If you're hoping for a cow thread of your own to raise some cash, I think it would have happened by now. You should probably apply at Tesco.
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There's a really informative post with the origin story:
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Post in thread 'What do women see in men?'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-do-women-see-in-men.181965/post-17636710
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(The original post is quoted in this post that I'm quoting.)

Basically she sought him out specifically for procreation and material wealth for the children she was seeking, because for some reason she doesn't realize that emotional stability and modeling healthy relationships is just as, if not more, important than financial stability.
 
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beautiful person said:
There's a really informative post with the origin story:

(The original post is quoted in this post that I'm quoting.)

Basically she sought him out specifically for procreation and material wealth for the children she was seeking, because for some reason she doesn't realize that emotional stability and modeling healthy relationships is just as, if not more, important than financial stability.
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Wasn’t it a golden rule to acknowledge that it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable?
 
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Wasn’t it a golden rule to acknowledge that it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable?
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I mean, I can understand not wanting your children to grow up in poverty. And I understand if you're a woman looking to have kids, how it would seem practical to seek out someone who has a well-paying career ahead of them. It's definitely very, very hard to maintain happiness if you're constantly struggling to get by.

But money isn't enough. So many adults underestimate just how perceptive children are to the things going on around them. Children also tend to internalize and personalize the unpleasant things happening around them, especially if these things involve their parents. Most people also don't realize just how much of a mindfuck it is to be raised by two parents who hate each other but refuse to split up "for the kids' sake." Divorce is pretty hard on kids, but I can't imagine that it's worse seeing nothing in their immediate vicinity but two adults with no love for one another, especially when this misery is justified by (which to a kid basically means faulted on) the existence of the kids.
 
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