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A lot of Batman villains suffer these constraints, with Harley being the next biggest example after Freeze of a character they clearly want to go straight, yet cannot commit to the idea as it would remove her wackiness.
They definitely do not want to remove her more marketable qualities. It would be really cool to see her in a supportive role similar to Commissioner Gordon (i.e. someone who works closely with Batman but doesn't know his secret identity) as someone who works as a therapist for recovering criminals. Someone who is infinitely more approachable than a traditional therapist because she is funny and actually knows what it means to lead a life of crime. It's not like the formula hasn't worked before. She-Hulk is a practicing lawyer specializing in defending meta-humans, but going in that direction would require a talented writer and moving away from Harley Quinn as a character to work with a far less marketable Harleen Quinzel (At least, less immediately marketable).
The fact they even mentioned Conroy, as if any of the people who made this game respect him. If they did, they wouldn't have put a lootbox opening immediately after his ingame memorial
It feels completely tacked on, which I understand that it probably was because Conroy passed after the game was already wrapping up, but don't sandwich it between your shitty half-baked ending advertising dlc and a retarded lootbox opening. Or, better yet, maybe don't release this steaming pile of miserable code.
And fat soy retards like Kevin Smith named their daughter after her. Couldn't be more fitting... naming your daughter after an insane whore cartoon character.
What drives me nuts is he just named her Harley Quinn! It's not exactly deep lore to know that her real name is Harleen Quinzel. Not that he would look like less of a soy-swilling neckbeard, but at least he wouldn't have outed himself as a scenester faggot.
 
Maverick Vile said:
It would be really cool to see her in a supportive role similar to Commissioner Gordon (i.e. someone who works closely with Batman but doesn't know his secret identity) as someone who works as a therapist for recovering criminals.

It has been implied on numerous occasions over the years that Harley Quinn knows fine well who Bruce Wayne is, having put together a psychological profile for the Batman and figured it out from there.

There's one panel which sticks in my mind - which I have annoyingly been unable to find online - where she holds her hand up, covering the top half of Bruce's face and comments knowingly on his strong jawline.

I've always thought that was a fun possibility, personally.
 
I really hate how they took Arkhamverse, a somewhat “believable” rendition of Gotham, without much of a supernatural element in it, a down to Earth approach like the vanilla BTAS, and turned it into MCU with whacky characters, reddit humor, multiverse, aliens, resurrecting dead people, cloning, etc etc…

I’m not against the idea of bringing Superman and his rogues to Arkhamverse, but it feels completely alien to the tone of the original games, and needed someone passionate about these characters to do the introduction proper, not diversity hire niggerettes that hate how they “don’t see themselves” in video games.
These retards have been chasing the DCEU equivalent of the infinity war high: The formation of the justice league, since new fucking 52.

And as always they miss the forest for the trees and skipped steps 1-193170734732 for muh avengers moment. Ignoring the buildup needed.

No, the arkhamverse was nowhere near close enough to the justice league being founded but it was getting there.

Highlight: was.

Apparently the game is a decent looter shooter though, in a dry spell of those. So count themselves lucky that backlash from plot-shit is delayed
 
It has been implied on numerous occasions over the years that Harley Quinn knows fine well who Bruce Wayne is, having put together a psychological profile for the Batman and figured it out from there.

There's one panel which sticks in my mind - which I have annoyingly been unable to find online - where she holds her hand up, covering the top half of Bruce's face and comments knowingly on his strong jawline.

I've always thought that was a fun possibility, personally.
Honestly, with Batmans preferences for women, I'm surprised they haven't dated. He keeps going out with catwoman, has a child with Talia and wins the occasional peck from poison ivy but he never seems to get with Ms. Quinzel.
 
I didnt read it all the way through but I think the only comic that managed to approach pulling off an independent Harley well was Injustice. The kicker is she gradually become more heroic and less selfish instead of a bitch.
 
Of course it's from that fucking retard Dunkey.
4chan /v/ really likes this dude, for some reason. Never understood it, then again I am not surprised how awful that board and community is anymore.
Speaking of which, I don't see anyone talking about the game anymore, I doubt it will have much of a community either(which is important for a coop/online centric game).
DOA woke shitheap, just like everyone predicted. Onto the next disaster in this post-quality era of gaming
 
Oh my brother in Christ, if only you knew. Justice League Unlimited already retconned Batman Beyond so that Amanda Waller used secret agents to trick Terry's dad into getting a vaccine shot that was ACTUALLY nanomachines. These nanomachines then reconfigured his sperm into Bruce Wayne's sperm, so that the next time he fucked his wife she would become impregnated with Bruce Wayne's child (i.e. Terry). She did all this because "The world always needs a Batman."

I have mixed feelings on that. While it does feel like something Waller would do, it just felt out of nowhere. Terry's origin always worked because he was setting himself to be a troubled youth that could eventually turn into a criminal Batman would beat the shit out of and yet the moment crime took his father, Terry felt the pain and agony of loss that evil brings and that set him into the path of justice. Just coming out and saying he was always genetically destined for this removes the significance of his choice in the matter.

Honestly I prefer Damian to be the Batman that Terry gets the suit from, which is the case in the comics. It always irked me that every happy moment Bruce experienced was rendered moot by him ending up as a grumpy, lonely old man that no one likes. That totally fits Damian though, what with his league of shadows upbringing and all.

That unironically sounds better for the overall grand scheme. DCAU Batman just wouldnt end up an old abandoned man in his mansion, it really feels like this goes against a lot of lessons he learned over the course of TAS and Justice League.
And to be fair to Unlimited, Beyond had stupid shit in it too. Grayson apparently left Bruce because, under Dini's writing, Bruce would have fucked Barbara and gotten her pregnant. Barbara then would have tried doing the whole Batgirl thing, got punched in the stomach, then had a miscarriage which destroyed their relationship.

I cant state how much that story angers me. I know the idea of getting upset over fiction is retarded as fuck and I agree but this is one of the few exceptions that legit upsets me because who would think is good writing? Everyone except Dick is acting out of character, Bruce would never cuck his foster son and Barbara wouldnt take her puppy love for Bruce that far. I just find it hard to buy DCAU Batman doing any of this and this plot along with the animated Killing Joke are one of the reasons I legit hate the Bruce Barbara ship and I wish it would just die off already. I legit prefer Talia, who raped Bruce to get a child out of him, instead of Barbara because at least she is a woman instead of someone who is just barely legal and related to one of Batman's closest allies.
What's sad is that people do want it, hence why Spy X Family was so popular for awhile. They just get drowned out by extremely loud coomers.

Reminds me there was a scene with the "daughter and father" sleeping on the couch together with her laying on his chest in a cute matter and progressives legit began to accuse the show of being pedophilic.

It became clear they never had a father and much less on that hugged them so they had no idea what paternal affection was like. Its a perfect mixture of pathetic and sad.
It is funny as they never portray gay or queer relationships as toxic. These idiot writers keep insisting that people don't want "stale and boring hetero relationships" yet all their gay and queer fiction books never sell. I live in a very liberal area near a very Left leaning college. At my local Barnes & Noble none of the gay and queer fiction books and comics sell. Even with the store employees recommending the books and begging people at gun point to buy those books they do not sell and are dusty and sun bleached from how long they been on shelves. If these writers can't sell their gay and queer books in the bluest areas of the US than there is no audience for them.

Its all about convincing you that people like it. Normies are followers of the majority so if you convince them that the majority is in favor of all this globo homo shit, they will very likely follow.

The number of LGBTQ folks has been increasing in the last few years and if you ask the average normie how much he thinks the porcentage of LGBTQ people are, their answers will usually be concerningly larger than what actually is IRL.

The elites are playing the long game, they always did. Now, I hope that we bounce back from it but Im certainly not betting on it.
I liked the loving relationship between Nora & Mr. Freeze. And now I read that it has been destroyed?? Fuck modern garbage writers! Dumb faggots!

“Think of it, Batman. To never again walk on a summers day with a hot wind in your face. Or a warm hand to hold. Oh yes... I’d kill for that”

Going from this to what we have now is criminal.
 
Per Steam Charts, today the piece of shit got almost as little amount of players as Arkham City, a game released 13 years ago.

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Captain Boomerang is probably the best part of this game.

He's literally a stereotypical Australian shitposter from 4chan, actively shits on the rest of the cast and called Harley a lesbo.

Everything else about it is just sorta okay at best.
Note that the only remotely funny character is a straight white male.

Chuds win again.
 
onsidering her Psychosis Vision in that where she basically goes Malk complete with freaky messages from her subconscious, why not lean into that as part of making her go independent? Have her undergo a full psychotic break after the events of AK as she's unable to cope with Joker never coming
The trend of some fucking asshole talking into your brain needs to fucking die
 
Everyone except Dick is acting out of character,
Honestly it was a recurring problem for the DCAU. Reminds me of that other Dini Batman Beyond episode where Terry finds out Superman had been under starro mind control for literally years and no one noticed the giant alien starfish under his skintight leotard. Well done world's greatest detective.
Captain Boomerang is probably the best part of this game.

He's literally a stereotypical Australian shitposter from 4chan, actively shits on the rest of the cast and called Harley a lesbo.

Everything else about it is just sorta okay at best.
It's so weird how he's the only consistently well written character of the squad. I've never seen a version of him that wasn't at least bearable. Which is why it was probably a mistake for the new suicide squad movie to kill him off in the opening.
 
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