Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[Shidoen]

She so desperately wants to have the last word. That's why we're in her head like brainworms. Must be from all the ass-eating.

All this talk about brain worms makes me think Stan is Linkara’s ex. However she doesn’t have a penis and Linkara chooses the worms over any woman everytime.

 

[Stan]

Cool then why are you tagging them? This is cringe, if you want to ignore people fine but you have to actually stop giving them attention for it to count as ignoring.

good point, i usually don't but they've been getting on my nerves, I know they are already following the thread bc of the reaction stickers they leave, and also bc each page of thread for me is only ~10 posts long meaning a bunch of posts from them are probably hidden. So I guess I'm just bragging about how I finally kicked the habit and do not turn on the "show me anyway" button even if they're turning this place into some kind of pro-NSDAP 3-ring circus. Also Lemmingwiser is needing to be 'self-canceled.' (that's how the libs say it these days)

I just want to hear some canned tuna recipes because rn it's the only thing that has a chance of not being cringe, y'all ever do tuna pasta with lemon juice and capers it's pretty good.

Tuna salad? I always think a tuna sub tastes great at the beach. I like to pack a cooler with an assortment, like say tuna salad bulkie rolls, fake lobster rolls on split top buns (+$40 for real lobstah), pimiento cheese on hawaiian sweet buns, Italian sub on those costco ciabatta buns. The variety makes it look very fancy, imo. Cold fish salads also serve nicely in halved avocados as an app.

Other uses: hmm. Tuna with pasta, that's a recipe with a lot of room for variations. I would try making puttanesca sauce and adding tuna.
Salade Niçoise; that's boiled potato, green beans, romaine lettuce, canned tuna, olives, capers, eggs, etc.
Canned tuna can be mixed into a patty with breadcrumbs and egg and be prepared like a crab cake. (I am not sure it would be good)

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

good point, i usually don't but they've been getting on my nerves

Not possible if you're ignoring us, liar.

 

[Stan]

@Dyn oil-packed tuna forever, never water-packed. The oil-packed kind is much more flavorful.

 

[Dyn]

good point, i usually don't

I know, which is why I usually think they're the cringe faggots but right now you're being worse than all of them put together.

Also isn't it about time you either hatefucked lemmingwinks or got over it and stopped seething and bringing him up in almost every post because this is ridiculous.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

All this talk about brain worms makes me think Stan is Linkara’s ex. However she doesn’t have a penis and Linkara chooses the worms over any woman everytime.

I'm really not sure who to feel worse for in this, Linkara or Stan.

 

[Dyn]

@Dyn oil-packed tuna forever, never water-packed. The oil-packed kind is much more flavorful.

Also yes. And the canned-tuna crabcakes are shit if you expect them to be like actual crabcakes but they make pretty good burger patties.

 

[Shidoen]

I'm really not sure who to feel worse for in this, Linkara or Stan.

Stan is no Iron Liz despite what people may think.

 

[Stan]

I know, which is why I usually think they're the cringe faggots but right now you're being worse than all of them put together.

OK OK point taken. No more naming names.

Also isn't it about time you either hatefucked lemmingwinks or got over it and stopped seething and bringing him up in almost every post because this is ridiculous.

I mean isn't it kind of over the top for him to be using my work pfp as an avatar and sending users thread summaries like he's the designated Margaret Pless expert around here? He doesn't actually know me that well. Also, I think he's an underhanded wignat with the personal integrity of Ethan Ralph.

 

[Dyn]

I mean isn't it kind of over the top for him to be using my work pfp as an avatar and sending users thread summaries like he's the designated Margaret Pless expert around here?

Yes, and if you just ignored it he'd look like a dumb mad loser and people would make fun of him. But you didn't ignore it, you started bringing him up in every post and telling him to kill himself, so now he looks like a funny dude who made a dumb mad loser chimp out with minimal effort.

 

[Shidoen]

Yes, and if you just ignored it he'd look like a dumb mad loser and people would make fun of him. But you didn't ignore it, you started bringing him up in every post and telling him to kill himself, so now he looks like a funny dude who made a dumb mad loser chimp out with minimal effort.

She’s taking yer job!

 

[Tablet County]

I think certain users...should be aware by now that I have not read their postings for weeks to months.

Pressing x to doubt.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I just want to hear some canned tuna recipes because rn it's the only thing that has a chance of not being cringe, y'all ever do tuna pasta with lemon juice and capers it's pretty good.

I've been doing canned smoked salmon with sushi rice, soy sauce, green onion, and kewpie mayo. Pretty tasty. Probably tastier than ass.

 

[derpherp2]

I have fun making up the away messages, and I like to leave a note so humorless pisslords like you don’t assume I’m not answering because I’ve been pwned into silence or am ignoring you.

Oh so you're saying when you don't respond you're legitimately assmad good to know.

It’s called remembering that I have better things to do with my Friday nights and Saturdays than kiwi farms. If you don’t keep your Sabbath holy you won’t have one, because you’ll just spend the time doing the same bullshit you do all week. Just ask that miserable Jewish faggot who lairs here, he hasn’t taken a Sabbath off in over a year and the stick up his ass couldn’t be twisted any tighter.

bro you were here shitflinging on most holidays don't lie.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Precisely because it is likely that some family members, co-workers, and church congregates are reading this or read it one day, I am duty-bound to post this profile post she placed on @Lemmingwiser 's profile.


Such persons likely browse as guests so cannot see it, no one can without registering.

Very Christian of course. Among other things she likened @Lemmingwiser to "Earl of Lemongrab" and now this. Of course, she put him and 115 and other users on ignore and she does not think of him or her other detractors and agitators one bit.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Precisely because it is likely that some family members, co-workers, and church congregates are reading this or read it one day, I am duty-bound to post this profile post she placed on @Lemmingwiser 's profile.

Now now, I did ask her to brainstorm ways in which I should kill myself, so she was in fact being very helpful about how I could be re-united with asuka in the beyond.

 

[Teghern]

You fish-eating fools better enjoy your nematodes, imagine willingly consuming Mercury enriched egg pods.
Trout however is based and riverpilled, not salmon though, once you've seen the zombie harvest you'll never want to have it again.

He doesn't actually know me that well.

I think we're now at the point where there's enough (self disseminated) info out there one could theoretically do a college course on life of Pless.
Maybe split into modules on share-holding socialist theory, plantation management, and the halakah status of oral manure harvestry in Kaifeng Judaism.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Found some positive inspiration!
I think the kids call it thinfatspo.
Or something.

 

[stupid frog]

And she did Frodo. She did. She even converted iirc.

I thought she was married to a Chinaman now, and doing Christian stuff. What a grift.

 

[RichardMongler]

Found some positive inspiration!
I think the kids call it thinfatspo.
Or something.
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Damn, she can outdo me. I gotta git gud.