Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

I've kicked my brother in the crotch twice. I was nine or ten. The first time I told him if he didn't lay off me I'd kick him, and he laughed at me and dared me to. The second time I warned him but he didn't listen to me. Both times he ended up howling on the floor with my mother trying to help him, and the second time I was grounded and threatened with dad's leather belt if I did it again.

He knows not to dare me to do shit now, because I'll fucking do it.
 
Why are you asking if another guy's balls still work?
The same sort of curiosity that keeps me on here reading or seeing things I could've gone my entire life without knowing about. He's the one who brought up his testicles, not me.
 
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Feel like sharing a few more stories including some from high school.

In middle school there was this really weird girl who clearly had home problems. Basically acting like a 60 year old lady at the ripe old age of 13 to 15 throughout middle school. It was told that her parents died shortly after birth and she lives in a rundown apartment with her mentally ill grandmother which explains her behavior.

She bit my arm once in 7th grade for no reason. During our European trip - apparently caused a local to threaten the police on her because she was being noisy as fuck on the phone and got verbally aggressive towards that local. In the final year her concept went full on 60 year old Korean ajumma (think a Karen in American terms) and she was berating the subordinates and fellow classmates at every moment possible, and only teachers could stop whatever tirade she was on. Was suspended several times and came screechingly close to a forced school change, which is the worst type of punishment a middle schooler can get, as they cannot get expelled due to middle school education being mandatory.

Last I heard of her, she went to a Christian alternative school but then dropped out midway through 11th grade. Despite being a young adult, from what I've seen on FB and other social media she STILL acts like a 60 year old woman. Likely DFE'd sometime this year though as I tried searching that FB page up to link it here but got no hits.

We're several homecoming gatherings into our lifespan and she has never come to any of them.

There was this fatass dude who looked like he showered once per week and had hair so greasy that the Americans would've been interested in getting some of that oil. Was an early adopter of the furry fandom in a country where people eat dogs without shame. Stabbed one of the jocks with a pair of scissors because he found out about his now-deleted Twitter account which contained... not so savory content. Yes there was CP IIRC. Teachers were alerted to it but didn't know it was CP. Dude probably hung himself or trooned out by now.

Other dude who stayed back two years in middle school apparently fought the seniors and even some of the teachers which led to him being expelled. I ran into him at the bus stop sometimes during my second year and he's always with some young-looking girl while dude is already 19 which is the age of consent over here. He was also in the same company as me when I did military service (when I was a private, he was already a corporal), luckily he wasn't in the same platoon so I didn't run into him that often. Probably is out there in a big city being all gangsta and hanging out with other misfits.

Lastly I had one dude in my class draw Adolf Hitler and Roh Moo-hyun on exam sheets during national mock exams. A little more minor happening but still funny enough to be notable anyway.
 
This girl was still in middle school when she was 15? (It's not letting me quote you for some reason)
 
One time a test had 2 questions at the end, and we had to choose one but not both to answer. I chose the one I thought would be easier.

Some time later we got back the test and our teacher was reviewing it. It turns out I was the only person in my class who chose that option, as everyone else thought it was more difficult, including the teacher. Our teacher ended up dismissing us late because she had to go through that question.
 
This is my first post so I apologize if its kind of shitty, but I hope you guys enjoy.

In my high school there was this short skinny Jewish kid who we'll call Weinstein. Weinstein was an eternal 13 year old, he never grew past 5'3 and was skinny as hell until senior year when he got chunky. Weinstein was diagnosed with apsbergers and would walk super weirdly down the school hallways while being an all around spaz. But that being said, retardation was the least of his crimes. I've had very few close encounters with Weinstein, the only one of note being when he collapsed out of his chair in the middle of english class, and stating while still on the floor that "I do that sometimes because of my new medication." Weinstein appeared on my radar during my senior year because a multi-school wide MeToo movement had begun and a list of "abusers", which had Weinsteins name on it, was published. This was made infinitely more hilarious as 8 hours before the list was posted Weinstein had posted a rant on his IG story proclaiming that victims should be listened to, and that MeToo was NOT a trend. After the list was posted an acquantaince of mine sent me screenshotted DM's between Weinstein and a girl in which Weinstein asked the girl for nudes immediately after she vented to him. He also sent me a screen recording of Weinsteins followed hashtags list which was literally thousands of tags long, with the vast majority of it being shit like "D.va sexy" "Tracer hentai" "League of Legends porn" etc. After recieving these screenshots and recordings, I began to ask around about Weinstein. The usual response to me asking about him, and whether the person I was talking to had any experiences with him was along the lines "Yeah, unfortunately" in a very disgusted tone. According to multiple friends and acquaintances Weinstein was a serial sex pest. His favorite move was to ask girls who were too nice for their own good "where's my hug?" To which the girls would pity him and give him his desired hug. And as he was usually chest height to them, would immediately motor boat them. He did this with almost every girl he could until they caught on and stopped giving him hugs.

Since this post is getting a bit long and it's late, I'll just list shit he's done as bullet points:

  • Edited the faces of girls at our schools faces on to pornography and showed it to guys at our school, all of whom were immediately grossed out by it.
  • had his dick pic leaked and was supposedly packing a complete Tenis
  • Was really grabby and touchy with other dudes in middle school
  • At a camp a friend attended in middleschool with him, he would constantly act gay and show his bare ass to elementary aged kids they were acting counselors for.
  • would white knight for girls on his instagram story, then immdiately ask them for nudes in the DMs.​
  • Had a group of LGBTQ underclassmen autist who constantly defended him, who deemed any one who bad mouthed him as ableist bullies who simply hated him for having aspbergers.​
Thats pretty much it, I'll probably ask some friends about their experiences with him soon and post them here if I can.
 
To celebrate the Russian Supreme Court banning the LGBT movement, a story!

Back in the early 00s, I was trying to remove gay orgy ads (promoted by the Nuclear Workers' Union!) from my university (then #3 in the country). The orgies themselves were held in a gay club, but the university was full of A1 ads with naked faggots feeling each other up (genitals strategically censored), and the teenage faggots hired by the club sold flyers (not tickets!) right in the main university lobby.

On one notable occasion, I swept the flyers from the table, tore them in half, spat on them, and threw them in the garbage. (freshman bro: "lmao you spat!" me: "yeah, or else they'd take them out of the garbage" -- they did! and counted each spat-upon flyer!)

I was punished for this, of course. I had to endure endless talks with management where they tried to get me to admit to an ulterior motive, other than "faggotry is gross and has no place in an institution of higher education". Three years later, it'd nearly cost me an honors graduation.

They also tried to kick me out of the union. It didn't go well: the union had been a scam (probably still is) and when we'd just been admitted, they'd told a volunteer with the best handwriting (!!!) to appoint him/herself Unit Rep, fill in membership cards, and pretend there'd been a vote. That having been a nuclear university, the volunteer had to be the other girl, who wasn't already volunteered to be Unit Secretary, because boys tend to have chickenscratch handwriting.
Fat cunt (Chief Union Rep): Those tickets cost money! We'll sue you for millions!​
Me: Those were flyers. It's not a legal ticket without a seat number. Flyers are worthless.​
Fat cunt: *seethe* Ok then, in case you don't know, vacation packages are approved by the union. You will never get another discounted vacation!​
Me: I'm a minor, my parents never let me go anyway.​
Fat cunt: We'll expel you from the union!​
Me: You can't. People voted for me.​
Fat cunt: *not listening* Your Unit Rep will expel you! Who's your Unit Rep?​
Me: :shit-eating:
Fat cunt: Waaaaat?! Youuuuuuuu! How can you beeee....! UNPOSSHIBULL *furious seething* *spit flying*​

I was actually scared shitless through all of this, I was very stupid and didn't know the first thing about effectively fighting back, plus I had nowhere to research it. The Internets as we now know didn't exist and I didn't have access, or an Internet-capable computer. If I had the Internets (or my parents' support -- Mom had been hospitalized and they told me I was an insensitive, shit-stirring ingrate) I'd have their heads. But I made enough noise to get the ads removed, and I stood my ground against middle-aged pedophile functionaries.

That was exactly 20 years ago. In 10 years, we'd gone from the Soviet semblance of normalcy to that (at westoid insistence, Yeltsin legalized faggotry in 1993 and troonery in 1997). In 20 years, we've gone from that to this. The fat cunt wasn't born a pedo, she was a mush-brained lib. I'm sure she became born-again when the Patriarchate raised its leg and showered on the Cybernetics Tower. The change didn't take generations, it took political will.
 
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I remember alot crazy stuff, like a kid built actual bomb next to school, had a drug bust where 4 kids got arrested selling weed, had few pedo teachers, one was caught in act, but one that sticks out is the autistic kid beating a female teacher half to death and fighting principal during lunch period, not sure what started it, but dude still locked up from it.
 
Despite being well respected by his students and the community for his years of service and dedication, my high school's choir teacher (let's call him Mr. C) touched off a brouhaha when he was nominated for the school district's hall of fame after the school closed.

Although none of Mr. C's former female classmates accused him of inappropriate behavior as their teacher, a number of them started alleging he had become a present-day sex pest who looked up his now-adult former female students on social media to add and subsequently send them DMs that were either flirtatious or creepy comments about what he supposedly thought about them when they were still students (and minors).

At some point, if I recall correctly, one of Mr. C's relatives started white knighting him and dismissing the behavior as a medical issue while his accusers started talking about potential efforts to persuade the hall of fame committee to deny his nomination or face a boycott of the induction ceremony.

What's weird, though, is that I just checked the hall of fame site. Mr C. is listed as one of the inducted teachers, but clicking the link for his name produces a totally blank page whereas every other member has a bio page and the reason(s) for their induction.

Even those graduates who still share fond memories of their choir experience rarely mention Mr. C. directly now as he seems to have been effectively canceled even though this all took place long before #MeToo.
 
I already posted this several pages back in the thread but I remembered some funny things about this sped kid named Robert I had at my bus stop in high school.

Robert had a sister but I can't for the life of me remember her name so I'll just call her Ella. Ella was best friends with the other weird girl at my bus stop, who's name also escapes me so I'll just call her Weirdy. True to her name Weirdy was very anti-social and always avoided everyone else at the bus stop since she would always stand by herself alone until Robert and his sister showed up, and even then she still wouldn't talk to anyone, not even her best friend Ella.

Weirdy and Ella usually sat right behind me on the bus with Weirdy taking the seat behind me with Ella sitting right across from her. Both girls would sit with their backs up against the window facing each other, with Weirdy slumped over in her seat and would just blankly stare at Ella as she droned on about stupid shit in her autistic monotone voice. I seriously can't recall ever hearing Weirdy speak a single word to Ella or anyone for that matter, she just never talked.

A funny little anecdote about Ella came from a friend I had back then who was in the same grade as her: one time in machine shop class Ella was using one of the lathe machines and was tightening up the chuck on the lathe with the chuck key but she actually left the fucking key inside the chuck when she turned it on so the chuck key popped out and went flying across the room but thankfully it didn't hit anyone or break anything.

Also her sped brother Robert allgedly had a retard panic attack and ran across the street in front of an ambulance one day when I was absent from school.
 
the long awaited and mostly disappointing update on weinstein (featuring a bit more details on his escapades through highschool)

After our sophomore year Weinstein had left our school and went to a less "urban" and more affluent school to get away from the "abuse" at our school. At this new school Weinstein immediately became hated, the reason for this as far as I know is because his reputation followed him + he kept doing the same shit at this school. During my senior year I decided to look up weinstein and saw that he had
1. gained weight
2. absolutely lost it.
every single post had a caption that said something along the lines of "anyone can come hang out/open ass pad today". basically begging for anyone to hang out with him, with the last one lamenting his loneliness by saying something along the lines of "I should have just endured the abuse at x-high, atleast there i had friends" each post only having around 1-5 pity likes.
Though i've recently found his new instagram and have taken the liberty of stalking it.
from what I can see he
-lost the weight (good for him)
-studies geology(or is atleast has very keen interest in them based off story posts and accounts he follows) at the local university
-is apart of some sort of jew learning community
-still incredibly horny (following obvious bot accounts and soft core porn accounts)
-still very much and aspie
I've decided to monitor him for the time being and see if he does anything gay, might ask some people who go to his school if they got any good stories about him if i ever get the chance but i doubt i will.
 
I had this one bully (we'll call him V) in my highschool years. Had to re-do the last grade because I got him in trouble.​

Him, some two other goons and a MMA trainee hung around alot. Threw their weight around by harassing people both in and out of class. Usually when my turn came around they would amplify their harassment because I was visibly agitated and voiced my distaste. Which turned into a "you're with me or against me" scenario for both me and them. Now skip 3 and a half years later, the MMA guy and goons are on good terms with me, but V and I are shaky at best and enemies at worst. Basketball tournament rolls around, because I was in good physical shape and trained basketball for a long time the team spot was guaranteed, but dropped out once I learned V was involved. Told the coach I don't want to play with somebody with a large ego who plays mediocre at best yet creates a toxic team enviroment. Coach practically offered to kick him out but I understood with a guy like that it'll only get worse, so I checked out. Later V confronted me calling me everything under the sun, I snap and tell him to fight me outside. Instead of getting out of camera view as I offered to settle this, he sucker punched me bellow the eye. Missed my teeth and left a slight bruise, which didn't hurt much, but still I felt very disappointed he'll get a slap on the wrist while I now have a bruise and didn't get what I though was justice. Had to speak to counselors for paperwork and went to the police to get it on record. (V is impulsive, drinks underage and has a history of violence)

Fast forward a bit, hear I was the last straw for V's behavior towards other students, hear later he had to repeat about half of the 4th grade as punishment. Saw eachother at the prom and he had this dumb smile on his face but we never talked after that. That's about it.
 
The Adventures of Johnathon:

Johnny was a kid in the year above, so I only learnt about his escapades the year he graduated. He was the classic autistic loner. Skinny with a bowl cut. Like the Sandy hook shooter if he grew up. He would try to impress girls by telling him about his various mental conditions when he got the oppertunity to chat with them 1 on 1. I guess to try and portray him as some lone wolf of whatever. Or just for pity points. Smelt like shit. Never showered, and had bad teeth by the standards of other British people.

When the cute Russian girl in his year started to go out with another guy, he would use his homework planner as a Death Note and write the many ways he wished that guy would die. He would do it in class and show it to people to try and impress them. It came with many stick filled doodles trying so hard to be edgy.

When a girl opened a door he would always "accidentally" put his hand on theirs. Once this got pointed out to me I couldn't unsee it when I watched him open doors.

People like him are the reason I feel glad about Bonglands gun bans. I never want some skinny edgelord getting an AR and trying to get the high score.

After he left school it is rumoured that he became the full time Gmod admin for a star wars RP server. That was 2018. I still check his Steam profile and he always has around 200 hours played in the last 2 weeks, no matter when I check.
 
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Update on that retarded dwarf with Cyrax syndrome: met my ex-schoolmate who was in the same class with him in high school and asked about the tard. He passed his finals (scored only 121 of the maximum 400) and got to the shittiest college in other town (which had a minimum pass score of 120). He was and still is an insufferable retard who interupts classes, screams about his weener in public and acts like a rabid animal. Also I found his social media and on his new pictures he seems to grow (to a 13 y.o boy's size) but his legs look very bent now (probably went through a shitty surgery or his bones got too fucked up from injecting growth hormones). Ex-schoolmate also told me that Cyraxx Jr.'s biggest dream now is to become a truck driver but i don't know how the fuck his short crooked legs will press the pedals.
 
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