Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lokenstien]

I tune in for what is a brief moment of interest and Nick, an obvious white man, is heavily drinking and slurring his words about the semantics around nigga and nigger before doing a rumble rock music transition. What a perfect encapsulation of Nicks current career trajectory.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Reminds me of napoleon. Dude is rotting alone in some chamber of his own doing.

 

[Lokenstien]

A loyal fan.

 

[Sharpeteer]

So the piss filter is discussed in this thread in great detail in an attempt to investigate his bruise, and what do you know - the piss filter goes away the following stream.

Why even bother pretending he doesn't read his thread at this point? It's so obvious he does, and it's been obvious. It's one thing to lie and be good at it, as then people probably won't even suspect a thing, but Nick is such a bad liar that you immediately just assume whatever he says isn't the truth, so why keep this up when everybody (except his few absolute mongoloids of fans still left that pay him) already knows or assumes he's lying anyways?

"People just tell me what is said in there."

 

[Lokenstien]

I will admit I am watching Rekieta because of his drunken meltdowns like tonight rather than his "insightful" black out drunk takes on American law. What a faggot, this night is great.

 

[Neetorino]

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If only you knew how bad things really are.

I'm sorry but what the fuck is this thumbprint mark he has on his forehead today? Maybe the theory of him just stumbling into shit like a full drunk retard were correct after all. Also Jesus Christ it looks like the man hasn't slept all month. The stress must really be getting to him hard.

 

[Lokenstien]

This is the hand of the drunk that is raving about shoving up it vaginas. He almost sounds like a pajeet tonight.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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This is the hand that the drunk is raving about shoving up vaginas. He almost sounds like a pajeet tonight.

That's the kind of hand that ladies, and old dudes in Texas, can't get enough of.

That finger looks like it's trying eat that ring out of desperation.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

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This is the hand of the drunk that is raving about shoving up it vaginas. He almost sounds like a pajeet tonight.

FFS why can't he wear a real ring like a grown up? Where is that finger going that he can't have a proper wedding ring?

N/m please don't answer that.

ETA: Tuned in for ten minutes on 2x speed to see him brush off reading Russell Greer in order to give half-baked super generic political takes. Sure am glad he dropped his successful niche content to try to larp as a super degenerate version of the second string of the Daily Wire.

 

[Bepis]

He's still ranting about Kiwi Farms, and someone who apparently contacted him feeling suicidal. MATI tomorrow is going to be kino

 

[The Snail]

He's still ranting about Kiwi Farms, and someone who apparently contacted him feeling suicidal. MATI tomorrow is going to be kino

Who the fuck is john? John moon?

 

[Bepis]

Who the fuck is john? John moon?

The name John Campea keeps popping up in the Rumble chat but it doesn't mean anything to me and may not be related. Lots of people saying it's a Locals member too.

 

[Schpoots]

tfw ur show is so bad that viewers are suicide baiting

 

[Father Balldo]

The name John Campea keeps popping up in the Rumble chat but it doesn't mean anything to me and may not be related. Lots of people saying it's a Locals member too.

John Campea is one of those youtube reviewers who is a Disney shill.. they are joking.

Who the fuck is john? John moon?

Probably Still Life? Dunno, he keeps talking about how "John" is paying $5/mo. to Rackets, so clearly a locals member with mental issues. I was confused as well because he was whining about KF and then immediately started talking about "John." Does he think one of his gigasimps on locals was/is a KF'er? He's rambling.

 

[Cougar Pump]

Bro is drunk to the point he's looking around in the air at things that aren't there.

Also, is this whole suicidal John thing what's been distracting him lately and keeping him from streaming? He seems pretty fixated on it like it's been on his mind a lot.

Edit: Nah, sounds like some subscriber that got in touch and the most Nick did was tell him to go to the hospital. This in Nick's mind makes him the sole savior of this guy's life.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Who the fuck is john? John moon?

Johm potter

 

[Father Balldo]

JOHN is 2024's KALEA

 

[Annealing Crater]

I'm sorry but what the fuck is this thumbprint mark he has on his forehead today? Maybe the theory of him just stumbling into shit like a full drunk retard were correct after all. Also Jesus Christ it looks like the man hasn't slept all month. The stress must really be getting to him hard.
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Carpet burn from when he was facedown on the floor getting his ass blasted by the last late night scheduling issue.

 

[Orc-Chud]

He’s going RALPHA MALE mode. “You made a joke about me on kiwi farms? Oh yeah? Remember the time you tried to kill your self and cried when your wife had a miscarriage bitch?”

waiting for the dox to drop

 

[Bepis]

I have no idea what Nick means when he keeps calling this guy "Son of hokens". Username somewhere maybe but this is a next level struggle session