Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TherapyMan]

Rekietabros... wtf?
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@Null , he wants you to make a million dollars, but not kill yourself!
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More context for the above clips, not that it helps...

Spoiler: Rambling lunatic

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Is this the most dangerously drunk Nick has ever been on stream?

 

[J3kkJac3]

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Growing up my dad was a rack of natty a day every day kind of guy, probably for atleast 12 years by the time he went to prison when i was a kid. This is exactly what his face looked like everyday, those eyelids that look like they are just begging to be shut for the last time. If your still reading this shit rackets you need to get some help man

 

[Truly Rural]

Is this the most dangerously drunk Nick has ever been on stream?

I bet when he wakes up he'll wish he was drunker. Drunker Rekieta wouldn't be able to say stupid shit like this and be embarrassed by them the morning after.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Dear me. What an absolute mess, he looks like he is seeing imaginary objects the way his eyes move around. I think that he was possibly more physically intoxicated in his stream at the end of December last year, but he kind of looks in a worse mental state and more pathetic here.

He really needs rehab right now. What is the legal situation in Minnesota? Can his family compel him to take medical treatment?

 

[Armitage]

I bet when he wakes up he'll wish he was drunker. Drunker Rekieta wouldn't be able to say stupid shit like this and be embarrassed by them the morning after.

I'm guessing before he goes to bed he would be even drunker, as hepoured himself a big glass just as he was going away from the stream.

 

[daffodils]

Some timestamps:

1:36 - "I don't hold any malice towards Kiwi Farms"
2:02 - addresses inconsistency
2:04 - not drunk
2:15 - going off on complainers
2:20 - message to the haters
2:22 - "Kiwi Farms is so fucking smart"
2:24 - "just coping about their own lives"
2:28 - "do not pay attention to people who demand something from you"
2:30 - john rant starts
2:57 - "cheers to Josh Moon... hope your suicide makes a million dollars"

He's coping so hard about being a "success", the Rumble deal really must be dead.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

It's over... like WTF.
But he's "in shape" and healthy, guys.
Just like Eugenia Cooney is in shape.

 

[Pedophobe]

What's he looking at, is there's a muscular naked black man standing off to his left or something?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I guess Nick is seething about the fact his e-friends he bought with superchats earned from his fake persona (and his daddy's money) are slowly abandoning him. Poor John Son of Hokens, he's getting all this heat projected on him because Nick's buttbuddy Coomalot broke up with him and Legal Mindset has supplanted him as Law Pope and his nanny left him and all his other e-buddies beside his best friend of all Dick Masterson are now making fun of him.

Protip Nick, John Son of Hokens might be pretty sad, but you're far, far sadder and even less masculine since John Son of Hokens (probably) isn't paying money to let Jamaican men ogle his wife's boobs.

ETA: Tuned in for ten minutes on 2x speed to see him brush off reading Russell Greer in order to give half-baked super generic political takes. Sure am glad he dropped his successful niche content to try to larp as a super degenerate version of the second string of the Daily Wire.

Whaddaya mean this isn't about Trump and guns? John Son of Hokens is the biggest enemy of the 1st AND 2nd amendments! We need MORE rants about this evil man!

 

[LanternsNSongs]

If your still reading this shit rackets you need to get some help man

Nick don't listen to this jew. People on this site are jealous of your lifestyle. Have a drink buddy.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

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This man and his wife are on drugs, she's lost a ton of weight, he's lost a ton of weight and he's unable to keep his gay hands from flailing around and he drinks a ton without "feeling drunk" It's drugs, probably meth or cocaine at this point.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Son of Hokens you piece of shit rat. WHY WONT YOU DIE HOKENS THAT'S WHAT WE'RE WONDERING. WHEN. WILL. YOU. DIE!!!!

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

This man and his wife are on drugs, she's lost a ton of weight, he's lost a ton of weight and he's unable to keep his gay hands from flailing around and he drinks a ton without "feeling drunk" It's drugs, probably meth or cocaine at this point.

Booger sugar +/- meth are running wild in the rackets household. Plus the booze obviously. It’s the only explanation.

He's coping so hard about being a "success", the Rumble deal really must be dead

He slid into Rumble’s DMs from his shower at midnight but they left him on read.

 

[LiquidKid]

tfw ur show is so bad that viewers are suicide baiting

I seem to recall him getting suicide bait super chats since at least 2020

 

[Cin Red]

John Hokenson? Locals member that joined KF and lived in Arizona or New Mexico.

Nick feels betrayed by everyone and tonight John took the beating.

That was wild.

Old users who remember WeebWars should know who Nick is probably referencing. Since the user still posts here, I will let him confirm if Nick is referencing him or not. I am not trying to embarrass this user or speculate, but the story matches what Nick said tonight.

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https://archive.ph/AGGX0

 

[Nol 2]

So, when are we getting the Hollarin?

 

[Maude Snew]

So, when are we getting the Hollarin?

Have you seen his face? I doubt he can muster the energy and sheer goku get 'em attitude of the Ralphamale. I'd say Nick looks like he has one foot in the grave already but damn, he looks like he's dead already but didn't get the message yet. Which is the perfect time to have another drink, don't let the incel prudes tell you what to do, it hits even better if you butt chug and it's not like you haven't shoved bottles up your ass before. Go on, a toast to still being alive, Nick.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

He just said he didn't shut down his Give Send Go and went to go look at it and was shocked to find out it's not there. He only put it up because people begged for it, he doesn't really care and never really cared. He thinks he got the money, or it was directly given to Ramdazza. Or maybe it was given Nick, and then Nick gave it to Ramdazza, but Nick doesn't know. He didn't realize it was shut down until just now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Good to know Nick cares so much about the money his audience gave him that he has no idea what happened to it. Why would you ever say this? I know he's drunk but shit, that's bad.

I'm sorry but what the fuck is this thumbprint mark he has on his forehead today?

It's just where the bull slapped his dick on Nick's forehead.

@Null , he wants you to make a million dollars, but not kill yourself!

I think he would celebrate Null's suicide. Just like how he celebrated Claire's "hacking". Sure, he'd say how awful it was, but it would be with a smile on his face.

This man and his wife are on drugs, she's lost a ton of weight, he's lost a ton of weight and he's unable to keep his gay hands from flailing around and he drinks a ton without "feeling drunk" It's drugs, probably meth or cocaine at this point.

Well, she's lost weight because she's pilled out and not eating. Nick has lost weight because he's on a liquid diet of whiskey and bull semen.

I seem to recall him getting suicide bait super chats since at least 2020

He also would talk about the people who reached out to him to say they had contemplated suicide but his content had saved them. At the time it was wholesome, now I don't believe him.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Maybe they couldn't afford the full-time nanny any more and had to let her go?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think he would celebrate Null's suicide. Just like how he celebrated Claire's "hacking". Sure, he'd say how awful it was, but it would be with a smile on his face.

Yeah no shit. Nick is an absolute garbage human. Try as I might, I can’t think of even one redeeming quality he possesses. I mean I guess he exhales carbon dioxide necessary to plant life, but that’s not really a character asset.

On another note, that left hand of his seems to have a life of its own. It’s like he has no ability to control it and it’s always desperate for camera time. Very fucking gay.