Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I've been wondering; maybe "Stalker Child" was Pat's childhood best friend who died suddenly, unexpectedly, and violently right in front of Fatrick.

He now copes with his trauma by attempting to reject his memories of his friendship with "Stalker Child".

It's okay, Pat. It wasn't your fault that you got hungry and ate him.
 
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The Post directly linked a funster's upload of the Norm Cameo so they changed the title - and it's just the truth

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Maude Snew said:
he can't let the idiot win
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Or can he?
I have done some thunking about Pat's #DLTIW mantra, and I have come to a most terrible realization. Said realization was so horrifying that I have to resort to Patproofing (the most unfunny form of Patposting, not to be confused with Pat-proofing, a family of techniques that Milwaukee's black youth employ to sleep at night without being turned into cured meats) to explain it. I am mentally ill and need to enjoy prison after dreaming up these horrible thoughts.

Prongay's Fat Faggot with Bitch Tits Paradox:
  1. Suppose Fatrick is a fat idiot; Fatrick's goal in life is to not let the idiots win, or more specifically, to not let a single idiot win, as opposed to idiots in general; Fatrick has succeeded at not letting the idiots win; and a person can be considered to have "won" if he succeeds at his goal in life.
  2. By succeeding at his goal of not letting the idiots win, Fatrick has won.
  3. As Fatrick has won, he has failed at keeping the idiots from winning.
  4. Fatrick has failed at his goal, which means he lost.

Points 2 and 4 directly contradict, showing that Pat neither wins nor fails, and he's such a loser he exists outside of the realm of winning and losing. Only Pat could fuck up this bad.
 
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Creative Username said:
Or can he?
I have done some thunking about Pat's #DLTIW mantra, and I have come to a most terrible realization. Said realization was so horrifying that I have to resort to Patproofing (the most unfunny form of Patposting, not to be confused with Pat-proofing, a family of techniques that Milwaukee's black youth employ to sleep at night without being turned into cured meats) to explain it. I am mentally ill and need to enjoy prison after dreaming up these horrible thoughts.

Prongay's Fat Faggot with Bitch Tits Paradox:
  1. Suppose Fatrick is a fat idiot; Fatrick's goal in life is to not let the idiots win, or more specifically, to not let a single idiot win, as opposed to idiots in general; Fatrick has succeeded at not letting the idiots win; and a person can be considered to have "won" if he succeeds at his goal in life.
  2. By succeeding at his goal of not letting the idiots win, Fatrick has won.
  3. As Fatrick has won, he has failed at keeping the idiots from winning.
  4. Fatrick has failed at his goal, which means he lost.

Points 2 and 4 directly contradict, showing that Pat neither wins nor fails, and he's such a loser he exists outside of the realm of winning and losing. Only Pat could fuck up this bad.
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Ah no but you see you have fallen into your own fatlacy. By claiming he is so fat he transcends the very concept he also by definition can not win. QED.
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, today is a banner day in Mil-wacky, for it is the day of the spring primary election! I wonder who will earn the first sticker on Patrick S Tomlinson's laptop for 2024!

Notably, in the race for Mayor, two challengers have come forward to run against the incumbent. Notably, neither have stated much or anything for a platform. If your first reaction to these candidates is that they cannot be real, then you really ought to pay the fair city a visit sometime. Particularly the northwest side.

DR. DAVID R. KING
Boomer reverend who is a Doctor for the same reason MLK was, and Sanders was a real Colonel for that matter. Has been throwing his name in the hat for every race under the sun (even Lt. Governor!) since the 90s. His website is literally a screenshot of Wordpad, apart from reading "COMING SOON!" on the same day of the election.
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PATPROS:
  • Similar fashion sense, e.g. ill-fitting thrifted suit jackets
  • Has a long track record as a repeat loser... just like Piggy!
  • No reduction in funding for MPD, so they can continue their hard work imprisoning the stalker children
TOMLINCONS:
  • Promotes jobs/work for the downtrodden - this idea is ridiculous and beneath contempt
  • Coaches high school basketball, and they usually don't let the spectators get drunk at those games
  • Honestly looks a little bit like a black version of Pat's own dad

IESHUH GRIFFIN
I don't know anything about this cunt, except that her momma didn't think "Aisha" was a special enough name.
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PATPROS:
  • Same rapid-fire schizo tweeting style (50+ yesterday alone)
  • Perpetual victim who calls anyone she dislikes a liar... just like Piggy!
  • HUMAN RIGHTS ATTORNEY, maybe she can defend the right to be fat and retarded online without fear of ridicule
TOMLINCONS:
  • Pat's past interactions with Black Woman Twitter have not exactly been well-received
  • Seriously I don't think he can handle this level of blackness
  • He's probably unwittingly ground up a couple of her family members in the past

Who's it gonna be, fat boy??? Make sure you tweet all about it! Go do your civic duty, for christ's sake we know you haven't got anything else to do.
 
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What did he mean by this?
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Joe Biden making demands of Israel to change their Gov and free Palestine, and Patrick enjoying Holocaust. I love 2024. God really is making this a great arc.
AnOminous said:
We will have an incredibly awesome prison created just for us, that we can enjoy each and every day. We will have all the vidya we can play, giant LGTV screens in our rooms, it will be AMAZING.
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Fuck, sign me up then. I wanna go to prison.
 
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Summer of George said:
race for Mayor
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Is that black bitch saying that King, who claims he’s hired by “multi-million dollar companies” to tell them what to do, is a Lyft driver and deadbeat dad?

I’m suddenly interested in Milwaukee politics. Let’s hope Pat doesn’t do to this Dr. King what he did to his namesake.

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@Judge Holden it was charitable of you to put a slimming filter on this shot.
 
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