Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 202 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 782 32.2%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 457 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 505 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 261 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,426
did she ever reveal what she apparently ordered online
She has not posted anything about this guitar since the Insta post on the 8th (unless she talked about it on a stream). If she remains quiet about it for another week or two I think it's best to consider it an abandoned plotline *sigh*

Consolation price: Think about a $600+ guitar just sitting in the corner and rotting forever because her manic obsession wore off before it got delivered
 
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She has not posted anything about this guitar since the Insta post on the 8th (unless she talked about it on a stream). If she remains quiet about it for another week or two I think it's best to consider it an abandoned plotline *sigh*

Consolation price: Think about a $600+ guitar just sitting in the corner and rotting forever because her manic obsessions wore off before it got delivered
guess we know it won't be a ...

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Yup, as I feared, no results. They only have one available tier and it's 5 American dollars. Not willing to shill out just yet (or ever).
They have a 2 min preview of the extra episode there and it opens with Anisa saying how Kailey (her only friend) said HER BOOBS WERE HEALING AMAAAAZINGGG GUYSSS. I'll see if I can at least figure out how to snag these previews later.

On another topic, I just noticed the camera they use for the podcast is awful wtf. It's almost looks VCR levels. You telling me YOUTUBERS with a whole ass set can't afford a decent camera?
What did you search for? It shows up for me under maximum damage:
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I wonder what age Anisa started watching porn, and what kind of shit she consumed.
I can't imagine it helped her pubescent brain develop in healthy way.
This might be another piece in the puzzle of "How is Anisa so incapable of being sexy", she subconsciouly asociates sex with the disgust and shame she claims to have felt when opening porn as a teen.
Pretty fascinating.
I still hold she was diddled by someone but it happened when she was too young to remember it/she blocked it. That or she saw some act of sexual violence, whether in a piece of fiction or in real life.
Or she's genuinely too autistic to understand what sex and eroticism is, but it's her way of "fitting in" with normal people. She latched onto some harlot and started mimicking that behaviour.

Anisa. I want to pick your brain. I want to know why you are this adamant on being "sexy" when everyone can see you might as well be an alien on this planet with no concept of sex.
Consolation price: Think about a $600+ guitar just sitting in the corner and rotting forever because her manic obsession wore off before it got delivered
Poor guitar.
 
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What did you search for? It shows up for me under maximum damage:
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"MAXIMUMDAMAGE", same as the URL. Weird. Ty.

Currently going through the latest episode of the Patreon exclusive. If they talk about the lawsuit I will update.

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She has not posted anything about this guitar since the Insta post on the 8th (unless she talked about it on a stream). If she remains quiet about it for another week or two I think it's best to consider it an abandoned plotline *sigh*

Consolation price: Think about a $600+ guitar just sitting in the corner and rotting forever because her manic obsession wore off before it got delivered
I've quit hobbies before/lost interest in them with playing the guitar being one of them, but holy shit. Never once ordered something to give it a try and gave up before it was delivered. She wastes money like Ian is still in his 2015 viewcounts. I was also smart enough to sell my guitars after I moved on to other things, something tells me it's going to sit in the corner of her room, still untuned out of the box, for years and just rot.
 
Any clue on how muslim her parents really were?
The hijab thing is a load of shit, but if early enough she got it drilled in her that sex is the worst thing you could ever do... But then again, plenty of people get that sort of upbringing and still develop a sex drive in some shape or form because you can't shame out mother nature.
Another thing might be that she's been on birth control for so long that she never really let her real hormones do their thing. Paradoxically, a side effect of birth control can be a complete loss of libido like this, if she's been in it long enough she might not even remember how to be horny anymore. Which still doesn't answer the question of "why act like a whore when you hate sex?"
 
Any clue on how muslim her parents really were?
The hijab thing is a load of shit, but if early enough she got it drilled in her that sex is the worst thing you could ever do... But then again, plenty of people get that sort of upbringing and still develop a sex drive in some shape or form because you can't shame out mother nature.
Another thing might be that she's been on birth control for so long that she never really let her real hormones do their thing. Paradoxically, a side effect of birth control can be a complete loss of libido like this, if she's been in it long enough she might not even remember how to be horny anymore. Which still doesn't answer the question of "why act like a whore when you hate sex?"
No one knows and considering her muslim father has dementia and her mom as just as insane as she is we will never know.
 
In two years she will be referring to her background in classical guitar
Or as soon as they interview someone who talks about how much playing music means to them.
Any clue on how muslim her parents really were?
The hijab thing is a load of shit, but if early enough she got it drilled in her that sex is the worst thing you could ever do... But then again, plenty of people get that sort of upbringing and still develop a sex drive in some shape or form because you can't shame out mother nature.
Another thing might be that she's been on birth control for so long that she never really let her real hormones do their thing. Paradoxically, a side effect of birth control can be a complete loss of libido like this, if she's been in it long enough she might not even remember how to be horny anymore. Which still doesn't answer the question of "why act like a whore when you hate sex?"
I don't know about that, from what I have seen people who grew up in muslim / very antisex household but then move to some degenerate place totally swing in the other direction, because even normal sex is super kinky to them and the whole culture enables casual sex and the idea you have to / you can catch up on sowing wild oats and all that shit.

It's becoming a funny trope where I'm at, while muslim immigrant men are generally sex pests, the woman and girls have the appearance of chasteness but are often anything but, they might wear hijabs etc but starting in middle school they have (often western) boyfriends, they watch porn, sneak out and have casual sex, drink, to a seemingly higher degree than native girls. They spend more time on smartphones because they might be more restricted/monitored, so globohomo might influence them more, that's my hypothesis anyway, so some stuff is more normalized, plus sneaking around is more dangerous and thrilling for them which is always a draw for teenagers, as the dangers of being found out are quite real in many cases.

SSRIs + birth control on the other hand, I can see that messing someone up, especially if you start young. Don't know about the states or canada, but in europe you can get birth control distressingly young, and SSRIs are still handed out like candy.
Of course there's also always people who just come out wrong.
 
Of course she doesn’t shave.

Why would she?

Any sex they have is with the lights off. Once every few months, when the usual “I have a headache” or “I’m on my period” aren’t believable.

She’ll lay back, let Ian go to town for a few minutes while she thinks of chores and pat herself on the back for taking one for the team.

And nope, I don’t buy that she was SA. If she had been, we’d never hear the end of it. She’d post a “As a sexual assault victim…” post on Twitter every few months.

EDIT: It’s SO FUCKING WEIRD to hear these two talk about what Ian is attracted to. It feels like a lukewarm third date or something, and not two married people who have been together for years. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?! Do they ever spend time talking to each other without consoooming media? Anisa got some weird lesbian-trying-to-find-a-date-for-my-straight-guy-friend energy.

Goddamn, these two are a real match made in heaven.
 
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I don't know about that, from what I have seen people who grew up in muslim / very antisex household but then move to some degenerate place totally swing in the other direction, because even normal sex is super kinky to them and the whole culture enables casual sex and the idea you have to / you can catch up on sowing wild oats and all that shit.
Muslim women in Western Sydney are UNMATCHED in their whoring ways.
 
Ian is such an asexual creature himself that there’s no need for Anisa to do anything like shave because the most she’s going to get out of him is a few struggle strokes into a loose fitting condom and them going back onto their phones to check what they missed out on in the last five minutes.
And nope, I don’t buy that she was SA. If she had been, we’d never hear the end of it. She’d post a “As a sexual assault victim…” post on Twitter every few months.
Exactly. She’d drive that into the ground. She’s lied about it before and could never come up with a convincing story, it was another one of her half assed lies.

I think she’s asexual because she’s so attracted to attention and failed to get it that she’s never been with anyone who she could explore her sexuality with. That’s on her and she’s never going to find out with Ian.
 
And nope, I don’t buy that she was SA. If she had been, we’d never hear the end of it. She’d post a “As a sexual assault victim…” post on Twitter every few months.
she kinda does that though
i dont know when was the last time or how frequently it happens exactly, but i am 100% certain there were a few over the years
 
she kinda does that though
i dont know when was the last time or how frequently it happens exactly, but i am 100% certain there were a few over the years
You are correct.
Around 2020-21 she made that infamous TikTok about being mega molested like 4 times over dancing to some gay mashup song and made another one about how no sex until wedlock was SUPER IMPORTANT FOR HER until she got raped by a family friend or something (I could be misremembering some details), but she has never bitched about this super hard. Again, could just be a PARASOCIAL HATER talking, but since she's already talked about it before I reckon she would never shut the fuck up about it for extra cope. I think it's just another abandoned plotline.

I really wish this site would have a way to search featured posts from a particular thread, because IIRC the post with that TikTok was featured.
 
I really don't think Anisa is adverse to sex or understanding sex appeal due to being sexually abused. She's capable of being sexual and understanding sex appeal, since that's what she's done in the past to get boyfriends. Her taking shit OnlyFan photos isn't because she doesn't understand sex appeal, it's because she doesn't actually want to do OF, plus she's very lazy. Rather than study how other OF models take photos and make interesting sets or wear coordinating and flattering outfits, Anisa just half asses it, much like every single thing she's ever done (Like sports, college, art, holding a real job, her streaming "career", etc).

Anisa has also demonstrated having sexual desires; remember her thirsting over Chris Ray Gun and her old tattoo artist? She isn't sexual now because she absolutely resents Ian and hates the situation she is in. It's obvious Anisa hates that she picked Ian as her social climber husband, she expected him to always be famous and rich, instead he has become a laughing stock that no one respects anymore. And while they may not be "poor", it's obvious Ian isn't making the kind of money he was making back when Anisa first hooked up with him.

Ian gives Anisa the "ick", in part because Anisa blames him for her unhappiness. She takes every oppertunity to let him know how much she detests him. She can't just come out and say it, so she let's him know in other ways. That's a big reason why she seems so gleeful to humiliate him whenever she gets the chance, because she's finally able to let Ian know how she really feels.
 
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