Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Apparently he's just completely drunkenly lost his mind and is ranting insanely about shit nobody even knows what he's talking about.

I just hope he’s directing all his rage at us and sparing his family. Those five kids don’t deserve to be saddled with this drunk degenerate.

 

[Desktop User2]

Neurosyphilis is a hell of a disease...

 

[AnOminous]

The screencaps from this stream are more honest about Rackets' true self than he himself could ever be.

Holy shit, he's so totally gone. I can't even bring myself to laugh because this is just a horrifying descent into subhumanity. He is in a Hell of his own making.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

He's definitely on pills of some kind. What a loser lmao
He deserves all of this though, the loss of income and the criticism, the issues in his personal life.

The only ones undeserving are his children. It's a shame that their father is setting such an example for them.

 

[Strix454]

The collapsing posture was interesting. His loss of body muscle is starting to really catch up with him. He was both sinking into the chair and constantly tipping forward in the chair. The hand gestures are starting to evolve from swish to something like autistic hand-flailing.

He looks like he has reached a point of systemic body failure. Its not just drinking. Its the drinking on top of the insane weight loss (which was all muscle), the associated malnutrition he brags about and his abuse of modafinil likely to get more drunk (why else would anyone take it at night). He might last longer with just the alcoholism, but the combination of everything IMO means he is going to tip over sooner rather than later.

 

[not william stenchever]

The only ones undeserving are his children. It's a shame that their father is setting such an example for them.

I wonder if his kids will stop wanting to be streamers when their dad is found two months from now behind an Arby's having aspirated on his own vomit and naked except for a strange silicone device encapsulating his scrotum?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I wonder if his kids will stop wanting to be streamers when their dad is found two months from now behind an Arby's having aspirated on his own vomit and naked except for a strange silicone device encapsulating his scrotum?

Ugh, they want to be streamers too? He probably lets them sit on YouTube for hours watching mindless content instead of parenting so he can drink, pop pills, and yell at the camera. There's no way they want to be like him. At least if they knew the truth.

 

[AnOminous]

The screencaps from this stream are more honest about Rackets' true self than he himself could ever be.

You don't even really need to interpret them. They're like some shit from some AA PSA about what "rock bottom" looks like.

But I think Nick still has it in him to do some more digging.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He might last longer with just the alcoholism, but the combination of everything IMO means he is going to tip over sooner rather than later.

Some drunks love being drunk so much that they hold on for the sake of the sweet nectar. They don’t especially care if they get to see their children grow up or to have a chance to right their wrongs — it’s the liquid that counts.

This is what being enslaved to a beverage looks like.

 

[Poop Shoot]

This fucking faggot.

Excuse the caps but I feel the need to yell: KIWI FARMS NEVER MADE HIM DO ANYTHING!

We were the fucking canary in the coal mine, we warned him of danger. He was told over and over what was wrong and how to fix it. He was warned about the path he was going down, but of course he was now better than everyone else so nothing bad would ever happen to him, only bad things happened to those other streamers.

So we fucked off like he told us to, and made fun of him in our little corner of the internet instead. He continued to fall apart and continued to blame us for it.

Hey Rackets, show us on the doll where we hurt you. None of us went on camera and talked about how your wife’s body was busted up. None of us got so drunk on stream in a hot tub we lost control of an entire eyeball. None of us spent your money on paintings that sit on the floor, a mustang you can’t drive, or endless vacations. None of us advised you to invest in Camalot’s racing hobby. All of us tried to get you to apologize and get you out of a stupid pointless lawsuit that’s eating your money faster than your kids do - but you refuse to fix it now because of your pride.

The teeniest, tiniest bit of success has utterly ruined you. If you’re still looking for a 5k gift, the best thing you could get everybody is to sober the fuck up.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I wonder if his kids will stop wanting to be streamers when their dad is found two months from now behind an Arby's having aspirated on his own vomit and naked except for a strange silicone device encapsulating his scrotum?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Holy shit, he's so totally gone. I can't even bring myself to laugh because this is just a horrifying descent into subhumanity. He is in a Hell of his own making.

Seriously. Nick, we know you read this thread. Dude, you have kids. You've got to pull yourself together man. This isn't funny anymore.

We're beyond the point of "Oh what's the quirky law tuber going to say when drunk this time, lol". We're at point of "Holy shit, he's going to actually die before Ralph".

C'mon, dude.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

At this point, Nick has become the liquor, have another drink Nick.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

Rate me late if need be as I’ve on been following Nick via community happenings, but I think he’s getting divorced.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

GOD DAMN You look like shit bro!
This is what you drank everything away for? Fuck it looks like you're trying to beat ralph to the grave. Why don't you grow tf up rackets?

 

[Pitbull Victim]

So right around the 1:05:00 mark of this most recent stream, Nicks looks to be especially flushed and good lord does that show how beat to hell he is:

 

[AnOminous]

This is what being enslaved to a beverage looks like.

He can't even operate his eyes any more. This is what a stroke patient looks like.

So right around the 1:05:00 mark of this most recent stream, Nicks looks to be especially flushed and good lord does that show how beat to hell he is:

He looks literally retarded. Like he's befuddled and unable even to figure out where he is. It's so WEIRD and HILARIOUS.

 

[Harm]

This pleases me.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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And that was what got me to tune out of his show in the first place. Imagine paying this guy to toast you, and everyone else has to spend 2-3 minutes listening to it... except it happens like 30 more fucking times.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Rate me late if need be as I’ve on been following Nick via community happenings, but I think he’s getting divorced.

I can't even imagine what alimony and child-support would look like for five kids. More than half of every superchat going to the ex to maintain the lifestyle she's "grown accustomed to."

And that was what got me to tune out of his show in the first place. Imagine paying this guy to toast you, and everyone else has to spend 2-3 minutes listening to it... except it happens like 30 more fucking times.

That is also when I completely tuned out.