Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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John Andrews Stan said:
Is that black bitch saying that King, who claims he’s hired by “multi-million dollar companies” to tell them what to do, is a Lyft driver and deadbeat dad?

I’m suddenly interested in Milwaukee politics. Let’s hope Pat doesn’t do to this Dr. King what he did to his namesake.

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Is it safe to say that Pat is the most prolific serial murderer of Milwaukee?

While he clearly targets Black people, countless pepperoni children, Bernell Trammel, Martin Luther King, the grave of Rosa Parks, it doesn’t appear that it is specifically motivated by outright racial hatred.

Maybe he is more like Jeffery Dahmer in that he wants to express love, but fears being left by them?

Maybe the fellows who fart in Niki’s vagina don’t traumatize him by that action, they traumatize him by leaving.
 
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Judge Holden said:
And he continues to generate new cawntent for our sexual-sadist gratification
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Pat: says he sees other people as human
Also Pat: does not see another guy on Xitter making a solid point about him as human

If I drank every time such a encounter happened, I'd be dead.
 
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The year is 2054. Every person on Earth is now a patposter. Strangers being introduced for the first time ask one another about the first time they were called a stalker. CAPTCHA no longer looks at mouse patterns or browser history, but instead verifies users based on how many times they have been accused of felony telephone harassment. "Nochild" has become a filler word in English and several other languages.
 
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Maude Snew said:
He's so much of a fat loser that he was ultimately beaten on winning lolcow of the year two years in a row. Just shows that even at a pathetic loser competition he can't let the idiot win.
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Excuse me, good sir. Jenny DID win the Cumtow March Fagness 2022, beating Colbert in the finals with a very interesting number of votes to boot.

Please dont besmirch Jenny, just giver her time. Eventually she'll (fatly) turn things around, you'll see.
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Excuse me, good sir. Jenny DID win the Cumtow March Fagness 2022, beating Colbert in the finals with a very interesting number of votes to boot.

Please dont besmirch Jenny, just giver her time. Eventually she'll (fatly) turn things around, you'll see.
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So did the idiots win then? We can go home?
 
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I genuinely hope patposting and lingo spreads to the greater Internet as a whole so that instead of the usual insults or sarcastic comebacks, everyone calls everyone a little baby child or tells them to enjoy prison.

Imagine Discord where everyone calls each other little baby- oh...
 
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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
Re: downloading Rick's tweets, does the tech exist yet to create an Obese Language Model (OLM)?
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No child It does not, enjoy prison.

Also between the exponential increase in Pat based AI creations and my own continued FaTulpa experiments which are now consistently projecting simulacrums of fatrick into ever more lucid dreams (last night it was hacking his computer and leaking his coomer porn accounts to xitter, which somehow caused him to morph into a giant baby.....yeah im not sure what the fuck was going on there) I have a dark feeling that we are gonna wind up summoning some eldritch sumarian pig god into reality

EDIT: aaaand by accursed sorceries my words hath summoned the pig back to oink on xitter
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Judge Holden said:
Also between the exponential increase in Pat based AI creations and my own continued FaTulpa experiments which are now consistently projecting simulacrums of fatrick into ever more lucid dreams (last night it was hacking his computer and leaking his coomer porn accounts to xitter, which somehow caused him to morph into a giant baby.....yeah im not sure what the fuck was going on there) I have a dark feeling that we are gonna wind up summoning some eldritch sumarian pig god into reality
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I feel this whole line of research needs to be reviewed by the Kiwi Science Ethics Committee sooner rather than later.
 
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