Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheButcherknight]

Looks like I missed a doozy last night after I went to bed. This might be the most unhinged yet based on the clips I've seen.


I don't think it was anything the Farms specifically said recently. It seems a bit late to do so based on your MANdy post, for example.

I just think his life is in the shitter and he's lashing out at everybody on and off the Farms. He's been shedding goodwill like mad. He's straight up lost Sean and Andrew. EVS seems to have distanced himself. Even Coomy seems to be running from him. He seems to hope a terminally ill man (Jim) dies. Etc.

Like I've often said, he's seems incapable of taking responsibility for his own actions. I don't think he wants to accept he got to the place he is now because of his own poor life decisions.

Also, it goes without saying that nothing screams "I don't care what the Farms thinks" while drunkenly ranting about how you don't care what the Farms thinks. This is a return to form from the early days of this that Elissa documented in some of her earlist post-Rekieta cow transformation clips. I don't care, now let me tell you how much I don't care. That sort of thing.

Anybody know whether, in the midst of all this, he actually talked about Trump and guns? Or was it just this insanity?

You were called out for like 20 minutes at the end of the show. Are you ok? Did you ever get to the hospital?

 

[RodgerDodger]

I feel like somebody far more talented than me can take short clips from all of Nick's streams to create a powerful documentary documenting the spiral of alcoholism and its impact on your body, family and life. Just from this little window of his livestreams. It really is powerful and horrifying watching him.

"Descent, the long slow public death of a lawlcow"

A true cautionary tale for the modern day.

 

[The Internet Dick]

You don't even really need to interpret them. They're like some shit from some AA PSA about what "rock bottom" looks like.

I know what rock bottom looks like and don't think Rekieta's quite there yet--but hey, I could be wrong. Hitting bottom is an individual experience. It's like getting off at different floors in an elevator. Some drunks find recovery and a new chance at life near the top floor, before they start losing marriages, friends, homes, cars, careers, and the love and respect of their children. Others take it all the way down to the basement.

 

[Annealing Crater]

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"60% alcohol on a lonely lonely night."

Nick is feeling very lonely...

 

[Amaranthy]

Tell him he has a problem and he'll double down and look even more fucked up the next stream, just to spite you

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

This dude tumbled into bed next to our sleeping wife smelling like wiskey soaked rag mumbling about Josh's suicide and there are no problems in their marriage.

Interesting that you believe Nick and Kayla still share a room much less a bed.

He needs to just pile all of his whiskey into the balldomobile and take it down to mexico and live with Gunt. They could team up and do a mexican Kino Casino where they live together and stream together everyday as drunk and pilled up as possible.

How long before Ralph tries to strangle Nick for hoovering up the last carpet xannie?

Once his wife or the grandparents report to the local sheriff his scary behavior that's a threat to himself and others, he will have plenty to talk about regarding guns and the red flag law that just took effect on January 1st in Minnesota.

I think Nick only has a couple guns that were passed down to him and they live in a safe.

 

[genericwhitemale]

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So correct me if I'm wrong, but in this clip he's getting angry at a fan shittalking him and reminding him that he supported him when he was suicidal, and is now putting that on blast and insulting him for it?
I have no idea who John is, but that's what it sounds like he's trying to say.

 

[Telvanni]

Nick's booze face hauntingly reminds me of the before and after pictures the D.A.R.E school program made me watch 20+ years ago of many addicts

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Here is a theory:
His wife walked in on him using the Balldo on the nanny.

That's why the nanny suddenly left.

Are the wife and kids actually still in the house?

 

[Amaranthy]

Here is a theory:
His wife walked in on him using the Balldo on the nanny.

That's why the nanny suddenly left.

Are the wife and kids actually still in the house?

Lets be real here, he used the balldo on drexel

 

[RodgerDodger]

I know what rock bottom looks like and don't think Rekieta's quite there yet--but hey, I could be wrong. Hitting bottom is an individual experience. It's like getting off at different floors in an elevator. Some drunks find recovery and a new chance at life near the top floor, before they start losing marriages, friends, homes, cars, careers, and the love and respect of their children. Others take it all the way down to the basement.

He hasn't hit bbottom. But his fall is accellerating and nearing terminal velocity.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Anybody know whether, in the midst of all this, he actually talked about Trump and guns? Or was it just this insanity?

Here is what was supposed to be the list of topics for the night:



Rekieta pulled up the article from The Hill about John Oliver around 16 minutes in. It's on the screen until around 1:03:00, and he talks about it further for another 7 minutes or so.

Meaning he spent nearly an hour discussing an article that is 302 words long and consists of 4 sentences from the journalist plus three quotes from Oliver.

At 1:11:00 he gets super chats about Jim and the GiveSendGo which I think may be what set him off.

Nick says he doesn't care about Jim and Kino Casino being sad for him because it's not based in reality. Don't feel sad for him, Nick has the best job in the world as a streamer: "I'm drinking on the job on a Monday! No qualms about it!"

Nick then says he must have missed an email about the GSG being closed and only created it because people were asking for it. At least the people dumb enough to donate know that their money was appreciated.

I don't see a new article appear on the screen after this so I think the remaining nearly two hours mainly consisted of pure seething.
He briefly pulls the Oliver article from The Hill article back up half an hour later, around 1:40:00.

 

[PhoBingas]

Don't be silly, Dax will always laugh at the suffering of his pet retards.

Can't wait until Dax starts bailing Nick with "skiing accidents" in August.

Holy shit that photo is unreal, he's unironically become a living caricature of himself. the ai generated ones look tame by comparison...

Rackets literally looks like a dying junkie. If Kayla gave a trapped rat's last, dying shit about Nick, she would insist he at least go to the doctor to find out why he looks like Peter Lorre dying from benzo withdrawal.

Holy shit, he's so totally gone. I can't even bring myself to laugh because this is just a horrifying descent into subhumanity. He is in a Hell of his own making.

It's like seeing one of those tranq or fent zombies who just stopped what they were doing and slouched over in the street in the middle of whatever junkie activity they were in the middle of. Just sad, but you still cross the street, in case it's waiting to stick you with a dirty rig.
(Edit because the site ate the end of one of my replies.)

 

[Sharpeteer]

Tell him he has a problem and he'll double down and look even more fucked up the next stream, just to spite you

When he and EVS were watching Eric July's video talking about the ISOM legal issues concluding, and Eric made the "substance consumption problems" comment, after scoffing at the thought, the very first thing he did was pour more (while saying "is this a substance?"). He knows his vice.

So the way to tear him down even more is to keep calling him a drunk.

 

[trash cat]

Some timestamps:

2:22 - "Kiwi Farms is so fucking smart"
2:24 - "just coping about their own lives"

The mask comes off.

And beneath is a bloviating fat-faced drunk narcissist.

What a surprise.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Rekieta looks like he's doing this skit but for real.

"I'm just going to drink whiskey for 30 days."

 

[dustnight]

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"oh shit, it's not there? page not found... I have no idea"

What a story Nick!

 

[AnOminous]

I think Nick only has a couple guns that were passed down to him and they live in a safe.

He once claimed he lost a gun in a boating accident, another wild tale that is probably bullshit.

So the way to tear him down even more is to keep calling him a drunk.

At least if he is impotently raging at us, to no effect, he isn't beating his kids.

 

[zimzam88]

"oh shit, it's not there? page not found... I have no idea"

What a story Nick!

and then he goes on with a cope about how "people asked me to set it up, I never wanted to do it anyways, I havent looked at my email in 3 weeks"

Nick! I wonder if Rumble sent any communications via email??

 

[Stygian Evil]

he's divorcing right?