Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 140 38.8%

  • Total voters
    361
It's the classic, "All my haters are unsuccessful basement dwellers, and I don't care" cope. Echoes of Ethan Ralph.

Plain fact: If Nick did not care, he would not go on a drunken rant for twenty minutes screaming about how everyone criticizing him is a loser.

Nick's inability to sincerely engage with himself emotionally forever dooms him to continue spiraling. Kiwi Farms upsets him, but he can't admit that it does. The fact that Nick's relationships with Sean, Josh, Andy, Jim, Lawtube as whole, etc. have deteriorated upsets him, but he can't admit it does. The fact he has a drinking problem and his public image has been forever stained as a cucked balldo man bothers him, but he can't admit that, either.

If Nick wasn't such a malignant narcissist, he could have resolved all this in therapy years ago. Now he's stuck as the fraudster alcoholic balldo man. Barring some miracle, I suspect he will go out like Ralph rather than improve himself.
 
I tried asking about this a week ago, but what the fuck kind of wedding ring is that? When I first saw it, I thought it was a plaster over his finger, but it's actually a ring that's bright blue? Is there significance to this? It's looks like one of those mood rings I wore when I was 12.
They're meant to be work safe rings that won't deglove your finger if it gets caught or won't get bent down on your finger if something heavy falls on your hand or something goes wrong with power tools or machinery. People have also speculated that it's a swinger thing. Make your own decision as to which it is.
 
So the reason he is "unable" to go into a room in his own house is he's building a sex dungeon. I mean that's one possibility.

What an absolutely degenerate creep if that's true.

It would track with Nick moving boxes out of "her room" that people were talking about awhile ago. Kayla teaches music, and the sex dungeon music studio combo that Nick has planned would involve moving her music things from it's dedicated space. The renovations that Nick talked about in my post would mean temporary displacement for Nick and Kayla's things or moving things at odd times.

"Look guys, he hasn't been exiled to the cuck corner. He's just building his sex dungeon."

Oh, that's SO much better.

Nothing is better for Nick, as there is nothing preventing his sex dungeon from having a cuck corner.

Playboard returned $0 for YT and if that is true this is the lowest night i recall.

The above posts are funny considering what Nick said last year about why he doesn't listen to other people. Nick won't listen if he doesn't consider them successful and references earlier conversations with people who have told him "no one does it like this". Legal Mindset uses Playboard as way of putting people in their place when they try giving him advice on what to do.



It becomes apparent some time later that the person telling Nick that he should do things differently and that "no one runs their communities this way" is none other than @Null from Kiwi Farms. Nick reasons that he was doing everything right and his community was what the Internet was meant to be, but things were falling apart because (like his hero Juju always says) "if you have too much fun, people get angry".



In summation, Nick didn't respect Null's advice because he didn't consider Null successful enough to tell him what to do and Nick likely still believes that he did everything right (and everyone else was wrong for not letting him do what he wanted). While Nick may have like Null at one point, Nick never really respected him. Funny stuff considering how things have played out. For example, there is no comparison between the support Null received in terms of recent donations from his dedicated community and Nick's sad little GFM for their respective legal matters.

Turns out, Null is well-versed in healthy (and unhealthy) Internet communities and Nick is a self-important moron (but we already knew that).
 
Part 2 documentation of Maldstream LOCALS chat:

More 'John', speculation he means 'Sean', and other things... Chat also tells him to cut the stream.

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Nick needs to detox. No alcohol for a year, not even the weakest can of beer a lightweight wouldn't have a problem with. Most of all he needs to put his energy into his work and kids. He'll feel way happier having a purpose.
You couldn't be more correct about the power of purpose. Unfortunately, rare is the junkie/alcoholic/addict/whatever that doesn't have to hit rock bottom before they're unable to deny shit needs to change. Nick hasn't hit rock bottom yet.
 
If Nick is seething at all about what Jim said, it was probably when he said that Nick was one of the only people he knew on the Internet who he thought might become a legitimate celebrity.
Specifically, on the KC, he said that he thought Nick could have had a TV show of his own, and that he reached that conclusion when he saw Nick in the opening of the Netflix's Depp v. Heard documentary. He says that Nick was one of only two online people he had ever met that he thought could do something like that.

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For anybody who has watched Jim's steams over the years, that's extremely high praise coming from him, because Jim has also said in the past that streamers only get a few good years of streaming before it all falls apart, they simply fade into obscurity, or something like that. Most of the time Internet streamers are simply that, and never rise above that. He thought that Nick was on his way to transitioning into the mainstream. As few streamers can ever dream of. Maybe Nick was on his way to that before coming off the rails. I dunno.

If we except Jim's premise, Nick's fall is one of the most devastating that the Farms has ever witnessed. He might not be the absolute most lulzy cow on the site. The low documented here might not be the lowest low. But the distance between high and low is one of the farthest.
 
John, The Farms, various streamers, and other things are reacted to:
Aussie, who admits he was left on read and says Nick is drunk as shit then says Nick is doing fine. This guy will balldowash so hard.
I tried asking about this a week ago, but what the fuck kind of wedding ring is that? When I first saw it, I thought it was a plaster over his finger, but it's actually a ring that's bright blue? Is there significance to this? It's looks like one of those mood rings I wore when I was 12.
It's a silicon ring. Usually for people that work with their hands a lot.
 
You couldn't be more correct about the power of purpose. Unfortunately, rare is the junkie/alcoholic/addict/whatever that doesn't have to hit rock bottom before they're unable to deny shit needs to change. Nick hasn't hit rock bottom yet.
Sadly you're right. Rock bottom is when he loses everything. He hasn't yet. Not even close.
 
Two things after trying to sift through some of this. First the bruise. I wonder if he has bruised himself on his own? He keeps touching his face
That's a liar's tell but at this point he lies as often as he breathes so it isn't as if you even need tells. Is his mouth open? Is there not a dick in it? He's lying.
It's like he's talking to the demons inside, like his inner monologue has become an outie.
It's some King Lear shit, but if King Lear was a gigantic faggot you laughed at.
 
It's a silicon ring. Usually for people that work with their hands a lot.
He technically does, though. Admittedly, giving out handjobs to other straight men doesn't make you think of the same kinds of dangers you'd see at a job where you need to wear steel toes or silicone ring.
 
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