Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[PauperVita]

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Smelly COG is down so bad (and mad at the internet) he’s now spilling over his internet beef towards real life. He’s now brainwashing his niece to hate on PPP.

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“Can’t name any countries” but she knows who PPP is. He is incapable of owning anything or admitting wrongdoing so expect the 5 year old to challenge PPP to an IRL fight soon from her new X account. There really is no low to which he won’t sink. He sits in that tiny house with no privacy where you can hear everything screaming about Ethan Ralph and the Kino Casino. It is frightening to think how much of this shit to which that child has been exposed. She’s fucked. Dan, get him the fuck out of your house you fucking retard.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Cogs most dysfunctional character trait stems from his self-deception.

I find myself wanting to say :
"Cog, you shouldn't be so invested in this sektur shit, take care of your life instead and just laugh at ralph like a normal person"

...but then I know he would go like:
"IM NOT MAD, I LOVE INTERNET SPERG SHIT, IM HAVING A LAUGH, STOP BEING MAD, I HAVE A WIFE UNLIKE YOU"

That character trait makes it impossible for Cog to change anything about himself.

Most people can admit *something* bad about their own behavior, be it a recurring trait or just a passing incident, at least to themselves. It is necessary in order to adapt ones behavior to better fit some circumstance.

but in Cog-land everything is always totally awesome, smoking weed everyday with no job, dabbing on the haters, no mistakes are ever made.

 

[PauperVita]

Last week Cog sperged for hours that Dan has his own house and that he doesn’t live with Dan. Oops.

 

[Feldgrau]

The idea of a 5 year old knowing who PPP is downright disturbing. I knew you were a roach Cog but holy FUCK. Stop exposing children to seedy internet shit you mongoloid.

 

[Geekthulhu]

The idea of a 5 year old knowing who PPP is downright disturbing. I knew you were a roach Cog but holy FUCK. Stop exposing children to seedy internet shit you mongoloid.

The reason a 5 yo knows about PPP is most likely because Cog spends all day and night talking about the people that trigger him on the internet to his "wife", Dan, Dan's wife and now Dan's child. It must be so fucking insufferable living with him and hearing about internet drama ALL FUCKING DAY. Literally probably had that child in his lap at the computer coping by calling PPP a fattie and trying to force her to agree/repeat with him in order to feel some vindication/comradery from a 5 yo that isn't even his. Pretty sad and fucking warped imho.

 

[Blight]

Even I dont know who PPP is, you scoundrel cog!

 

[Feldgrau]

Cog has doubled down by uploading this video on valentines day containing voice recordings of his 5 year old niece calling PPP fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pZazXtgfwg

 

[PauperVita]

Cog has doubled down by uploading this video on valentines day containing voice recordings of his 5 year old niece calling PPP fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pZazXtgfwg

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I saw this earlier today. What a fucking lunatic. Dan is an absolute piece of shit for not only allowing this maniac to expose his daughter to sick degenerate internet drama, but for also leaving that child around Cog unsupervised. Why isn’t that kid in school? Cog admitted he just puts on some Disney/Pixar propaganda all day while he screams at his computer monitor. Dan, get that kid the fuck away from Cog.

I couldn’t help but notice that after slipping up last night rate tweeting “I live with my niece” he has made the switch to “my niece lives with me”. Cog, you’re not fooling anyone. It is really strange that you insist on living in this fantasy that you own a house. There’s nothing wrong with renting. It’s only a topic of discussion because you’re so retarded.

Credit to CogLifeHacks.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That is such a stupid video to make that I'd have guessed it was fake if there wasn't a link to where it's uploaded on his channel.

Last week Cog sperged for hours that Dan has his own house and that he doesn’t live with Dan. Oops.

Why has Cog linked the location linked to Dan to himself?

 

[PauperVita]

That is such a stupid video to make that I'd have guessed it was fake if there wasn't a link to where it's uploaded on his channel.


Why has Cog linked the location linked to Dan to himself?

Cog always said they all lived together and he owned the house. When the house got doxed, he started claiming Dan owns his own house and they don’t live together. He is special needs retarded.

It never stops amazing me that no matter what he does wrong, no matter how awful it is, Cog will dive head first into anything when criticized for it. Really owning the alogs there, Jonny. Imagine being Dan and coming home to see what new horror awaits you. Last week he doxed him, this week he is abusing his child.

Cog claimed his niece just saw a computer screen briefly and that he wasn’t teaching her about his internet drama. To no one’s surprise it turns out Cog was lying. He has been teaching her this stuff for almost a year probably longer. This video is still on his JewTube channel.

Link

 

[AltisticRight]

God that was ghastly and degenerate. I hope someone beats Jobless Johnny into a coma.

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

There's genuinely very few people online I can say I dislike, but Cog is certainly among them. It truly baffles me that a man with nothing going for him, with no real drive, nothing meaningful to say, and with no real successes to his name - can have such a self-perceived superiority over other people. His biggest accomplishment to date was following an easy target around Lisbon, getting into an altercation, and having his friend beat him up.

It genuinely baffles me as to how can this specimen of a man have any kind of pride whatsoever.

Then to cap it off, he's getting a child involved. What a guy.

Also PPP is fat guys - please laugh and send a dono. He's fat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Why isn’t that kid in school?

It’s half-term in the UK right now, all the kids are on break until next week.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm beginning to think the Bongs were right about loisences for TV and but'er knoives.

Clearly the average Bri'ish cannot be trust with any sharp objects and entertainment media. They need streaming loisences next.

 

[PauperVita]

Here is a clip from less than 2 years ago of Honest Jonny saying he would never expose his niece to “the sektur”

New episode of Cog Life Hacks.
“Owning the Meme”

 

[LurkTrawl]

Also PPP is fat guys - please laugh and send a dono. He's fat.

If that's all it takes for a dono AnOminous could fund a whole volcano-island KF operation.

 

[Blight]

Did cog see Jim laughing at his game show appearance?

 

[PauperVita]

Did cog see Jim laughing at his game show appearance?

What happened?

i haven’t checked X as much since Cog blocked me. I need to just make a new account.

 

[Blight]

What happened?

i haven’t checked X as much since Cog blocked me. I need to just make a new account.

At the end of Jim’s appearance on KC, they showed a edit of jeopardy where trump asks sektur related questions to cog.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I think an apt name for Jobless Johnny is a COGroach.

Get it? He is one