Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Jomi]

Is he really getting $0 YT streams now? I only watched a few hours of Rekieta, I found his streams to be pretty boring but the worst thing was the donos, they were cringe and gay and frequent (Nick my mum died , Nick please toast my dead dog) as were his responses. I'm quite shocked to hear his chats have dropped from so many painfully inane NPC messages that it made the stream unwatchable to literally nothing.

 

[Eternal Struggler]

Rackets & Ralph could make a hell of s psa to end alcohol consumption and probably be successful.

Nah they should just co'op on a new "Kino Lounge" show where they're both fucked up on Maker's Mark talking about NOTHING for 5 hours, occasionally mentioning broke dick Josh moon and the million dollar suicide hypothetical.

It would be way better value than the sum of their current dogshit streams.

 

[Christopher]

I don't know this story about the John the farmer but even if this telling of it by Nick is remotely charitable, what a fucking piece of shit Nick is for this rant.

 

[Captain Manning]

This right here is going to hurt Nick more than anything we could have ever posted. Like we post stupid bullshit about him getting fucked in the ass and catching aids, but that was a true and honest dagger to the heart.

I don't think it was meant as one, either.

I think Jim was genuinely like "Dude, what the fuck happened to you!?"

Yeah, Jim did take a playful dig at him when he played the Rekieta cover of Mandy on his last stream, and he did criticize Nick for taking Ralph back (rightfully so, IMO), after all the horrible things Ralph said about Nick's wife and kids, but I don't think what he said on KC was him trying to be vicious. It sounded to be like he was legitimately disappointed.

For that, Nick tells Jim "I hope you don't die."

 

[Vect]

That was hard to watch to be honest. Nick is so arrogant that you just know he's never going to get help - even if it were offered, he'd refuse out of spite.

 

[ChromaQuack]

The weebs are a literal ATM machine.

Joke's on you, I put a short position on Anycolor around an hour after the anime avatar was fired, the "talent agency" is my ATM now.

Industries that are particularly weak to drama are easy to squeeze, and you can always count on Japanese companies to stupidly quadruple down, it's a match made in heaven.

I'm eagerly awaiting on seeing if Rumble renews this retard's contract for similar reasons.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick getting banned from YT would be so stupid that i can't see him doing it even in his state. One okay day on YT can easily be more than a weeks worth on Rumble. A YT ban would also mean a rumble contract is 100% out of the window. He has had a year to move over his audience to rumble and has failed to do so. The only sign of success he has on rumble is his viewer numbers. Viewers on Rumble are like points on Whose Line.

Is he really getting $0 YT streams now?

He got one $0 YT stream so far and at this point it is a bit overblown. It was a perfect storm of Nick's ego and a topic his audience didn't give one fuck about. Until we get a few more of them it doesn't really indicate anything. Though it had to hurt his ego even more.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

You to look at me and go "Fuck I want that mushroom stamp on my xiphoid process"
And me to look back and go:
"You're you, I've never seen an attractive version of you but I know that you pretend at least to like dick"
Here's a pity stamp, and anything else beyond that makes me want to shove myself in Hitler's ovens.

Mushroom stamp? xiphoid process? Who the fuck has ever described sex this way?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Imagine not following Nick at all, watching that disaster of a stream, then hearing that this guy used to be a lawyer.

Okay he was barely a lawyer, but still. You would expect a certain level of professionalism, or at the very least the ability to conduct yourself in front of others, but damn it all, Nick is going to prove everyone wrong. He is way more retarded than you think, so therefore he's smarter than you, therefore he wins.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

"X is not a Y thing or a Z thing, it's just a thing" is becoming one of my favorite Nick sophisms.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LOCALS blames KF for Nick's current state:

 

[not william stenchever]

An elite team of Kiwi infiltrators (members of the Autistgruppen) went into Rackets' house last night and made him boof an entire bottle of whiskey. They then sat his non-consentually drunk ass in his chair, booted up his stream, and ghosted out of the building.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I don't think it was meant as one, either.

I think Jim was genuinely like "Dude, what the fuck happened to you!?"

Yeah, Jim did take a playful dig at him when he played the Rekieta cover of Mandy on his last stream, and he did criticize Nick for taking Ralph back (rightfully so, IMO), after all the horrible things Ralph said about Nick's wife and kids, but I don't think what he said on KC was him trying to be vicious. It sounded to be like he was legitimately disappointed.

For that, Nick tells Jim "I hope you don't die."

As someone who has had problems with alcohol in the past, for me the worst part of being hungover was the anxiety. No doubt Nick's hangover anxiety must cause him to go into a spin whenever someone talks about him in a way that isn't entirely positive. Whenever I had had a heavy one - even if I didn't do anything that would offend or embarrass - I would wake up and automatically assume the entire world hated me, sometimes it could last for days. Now, think you just had your dirty laundry aired on a show that regularly mocks you by someone you are fairly cordial with, but instead of viewing it for what it is, you think Jim is getting ready to relaunch his career off of your forehead- I would bet money what he actually thinks is that Jim is out for blood.

This could easily cause a sense of paranoia, Nick might genuinely think all this advice is about making him behave, rather than warning this shyster lawyer he is in the process of ruining his life.

 

[Rotollo 2]

An elite team of Kiwi infiltrators (members of the Autistgruppen) went into Rackets' house last night and made him boof an entire bottle of whiskey. They then sat his non-consentually drunk ass in his chair, booted up his stream, and ghosted out of the building.

"I live in a Kiwi Farms Prison. A Kiwi runs my prison. In prison, the Kiwi tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day." - Dick Lekieta​

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Dammit Nick we lost our motor functions!

LOCALS blames KF for Nick's current state:

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Yeah bro people clipping his show and saying he's a cuckold (he's a cuck btw) are ruining his life and making him into a loser alchy

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

LOCALS blames KF for Nick's current state:

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What kind of "man" blames the web for his problems?????
NIGGER YOU HAVE CHILDREN

 

[PFM]

I've been sober for something like 9 years now and it's easy to forget how pathetic I used to be. Seeing him now kinda hits me in the feels.... I feel bad for him.

 

[Sharpeteer]

LOCALS blames KF for Nick's current state:

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Remember during the DSP bankruptcy saga (that's when I first learned about Nick), he, and the DSP detractors he brought on went on for literally hours about how his fans were "pignosised."

Well here we are a few years later, and I honestly think Nick's remaining fans are even worse. Not only are they such retards to the point where you cannot see the failures in "not caring" what people on a forum think of you, but they are the absolute shittiest kind of friends - they see you have an addiction that's quite literally killing you in front of their eyes, and they don't stop you, or intervene. Instead they coddle you, telling you that there's nothing wrong with what you're doing, because YOLO BRO! PARTY IT UP! Or at the very best, they are such weak candy-asses that they say "You might be drinking a little much, but you know, it's up to you man you should totally do whatever you want to do."

Weak and stupid, the best kind of paypigs, except they barely have any money, if his recent streams are any indication.

And I believe his fans could do a successful intervention if they really wanted to - imagine every stream: zero dollars earned. They say that they're not paying him another cent until he gets help. Would that get him to do it? Maybe.

 

[Captain Manning]

Industries that are particularly weak to drama are easy to squeeze, and you can always count on Japanese companies to stupidly quadruple down, it's a match made in heaven.

Off topic, but I was actually surprised the Ninjisanji thing even became a thing, because I thought Japanese companies are usually pretty good at keeping their internal drama on lockdown.

Like they'll catch heat for dumb products and stuff like any other company but what's happening here seems pretty rare.

Maybe I am wrong about that though. Andrew sure seems to benefitting handsomely from it though.

LOCALS blames KF for Nick's current state:

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Oh, JFC.

What bullshit? Nobody is doing anything other than shitposting and documenting. My God.

Do you know how many people have threads on KF and manage to do their shows and whatnot without even mentioning the Farms, much less having a total meltdown over it?

Hell, there's people who have threads on the Farms who are objectively successful in spite of the fact they have those threads. Should I start rattling off examples? Warning: There are many.

 

[MrReeShopper]

Old users who remember WeebWars should know who Nick is probably referencing. Since the user still posts here, I will let him confirm if Nick is referencing him or not. I am not trying to embarrass this user or speculate, but the story matches what Nick said tonight.

Spoiler

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Hmmm.... there was a "John" who superchatted a Critical Drinker stream threatening sudoku a few weeks back. "John" is a common name, but....