Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[mindlessobserver]

Lol just go to rehab. What a pussy

He's past the point of Rehab. He probably needs to be committed for in patient detox at a hospital, where Alcohol is given as a prescription at set intervals over 2 weeks to a month depending on how serious the withdrawal is, as well as the neurological and organ damage.

Rehab comes after, as part of out patient management.

 

[arc minsk]

Watching this clip is surreal. This dramatic rambling about incomprehensible nonsense in a hostile tone made me feel like I was playing MGS2 when the AI starts malfunctioning.

He even has AI Campbell's robotic vocal fry. I didn't tune his audio.


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what the fuck is he talking about

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

It's disturbing because it seems like his thought process has been shattered in some way. It's a lot more disturbing than something like this which only means that you drank too much and it's time to turn off the stream and go to bed to sleep it off.

that is what druggos and advanced alcoholics sound like when they talk. also characteristic to hear their emotions ping pong all over every extreme.

 

[DumbDude43]

How do you fuck up shitting on Maddox?

Lol just go to rehab. What a pussy.

he committed the cardinal sin of lolcowdom: after spending years laughing at people who expose their personal lives on the internet, he somehow thought it would be a good idea to start exposing his personal life on the internet, so now he is a bigger lolcow than maddox ever was.

 

[Fapcop]

Imagine the breakfast at the Rekieta household the morning after a stream like that.

Nick stumbles into the kitchen, hung over and still reeking of booze.

Kayla is probably asleep in a chair, zonked out from Xanax, drooling and with the iPad playing Star Trek still in her lap.

The kids just sit and stir their cereal in silence, sending each other looks, while Nick tries to liven the mood with a few jokes. Knowing perfectly well that his kids friends saw the stream and will joke about how hammered he was last night.

The nanny enters. Not surprised because she could smell the whisky stench out in the hallway. She sends the kid a sympathetic smile, and preemptively declares that she will drive them to school today, to spare them from the usual humiliation of Nick asking her if she could drive them, because he “has a headache”.

Good thing he’s winning guys, and we’re all seething with jealousy.

So jealous.

 

[AnOminous]

what the fuck is he talking about

This is one of the first Nick seethe streams where people literally have no idea what he's even talking about. He's just a mental retard, completely out of his mind.

 

[waffle]

I was going to post about how I don't understand how Nick can treat us like a narrative monolith when we can't even agree with echother on what particularly is going wrong in his life (other than his predigious alcoholism) but I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a wet brained alcoholic is upset that people are commenting on his problem drinking. Being unable to handle an honest conversation about your drinking is really kind of the defining characteristic of a problem drinker, if you think about it.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu
They seriously doing the “They used to be cool, but then they made fun of thing I liked.” Is his Locals just full of Dax alts?

This is one of the first Nick seethe streams where people literally have no idea what he's even talking about. He's just a mental retard, completely out of his mind.

He sounds like Mersh after a stroke. Mersh at least has the excuse that stroke victims literally can’t speak correctly, but can use tones. (I had a neighbor who’d sound like a Pokémon after his stroke, but he could gesture with his working hand so it was charades with his name being said in different tones.)

EDIT: Aphasia is the term for your speech center being fucked after a stroke. There are many types of it. An example would be describing a boat ride like we play water ride wood pleasant. The thought gets buried. Alcoholics also get aphasia.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu
They seriously doing the “They used to be cool, but then they made fun of thing I liked.” Is his Locals just full of Dax alts?


He sounds like Mersh after a stroke. Mersh at least has the excuse that stroke victims literally can’t speak correctly, but can use tones. (I had a neighbor who’d sound like a Pokémon after his stroke, but he could gesture with his working hand so it was charades with his name being said in different tones.)

Worse. They want Nick to keep doing this and reading Unbreaded, tell Josh and the Farms off, then drink some more and plan a trip to Vegas.

 

[Fapcop]

LOCALS makes a commentary on The Farms:

Yes, this is clearly the Farms and EC’s fault.

If only she didn’t clip his incoherent, drunkard rambling and we didn’t talk about it afterwards, it would be all sunshine and rainbows for Nick!

I really don’t get this kind of retardation. “Stop talking about the guy making a fool of hinself! You’re ruining his life!”

Remember how comparatively dead the Rekieta thread was during sober January?

Clearly this is all our fault.

 

[AnOminous]

I really don’t get this kind of retardation. “Stop talking about the guy making a fool of hinself! You’re ruining his life!”

We literally FORCED him to drink a gallon of booze a day, by telling him that wasn't a good idea. That triggered his ODD, which FORCED him to drink even more!

 

[Truly Rural]

My all time favorite cope of every lolcow ever.

Just clipping, verbatim, zero edit. Just mirroring it back. Life ruination of the worst kind. No other cope tops this. When they feel like their life is literally falling apart because they see themselves as they present themselves to the public, and it is unbearable to them.

 

[Strix454]

Trying to figure out whether divorce or death comes first is pretty difficult.

Nick will be leaving the house. Its only a matter if he is going in an ambulance or a police car.

 

[spacko]

what the fuck is he talking about

Andrew son says did Nick's wife finally leave him I don't know ask her I I can't figure it out it's It's the funniest thing in the world people do this uh this thing where they're like oh I got them guys you don't ever have some stream you don't ever have them never figured it out I know you think you have it's cool if you had figured it out they literally put a bullet in their mouth because your theories are that out there what you've done is instigated a conversation but you don't actually want the response because what you want is for the response to match your expectations but it won't because I already told you if you if the response was actually accurate to your expectations they' put a bullet in their mouth but they don't over and over do you know why karms are so [ __ ] smart do you know why people don't just literally kill themselves because you're not actually right about them so we go to this place where they want you to do this thing and answer this thing or that thing but they're too [ __ ] afraid to De with a real answer so when you give them one they won't accept it they're like ah it's a cope the entire time they're sitting there coping about their own lives it's fine people do this literally every day go for it you can't create reality out of your failed perceptions you can't demand other people to conform to your reality out of those same perceptions I was intending to give a ton of rum tonight specific person they didn't want it it's cool I don't care about that but the idea is if you express a certain desire for a certain thing and someone offers to fulfill it go oh is that desire real or not they say I don't want it actually like no no no here it is I don't want it actually okay that's the part that the internet will never see is when you offer the thing they ask for and turn it down go here here was You Had Your Shot you didn't take it welcome to Kiwi Farms an entire collection of people who had their shot never took it but then [ __ ] on all the people who did take it because they resent the fact they never did and they wonder why these people that they don't like possibly have made it when they couldn't guys the funniest thing is uh Your Own Worst Enemy is always you no one told you not to take the shot only your own insecurities and your own failures told you not to take the shot so when you tell all of us that we shouldn't have taken the shot you go but none of us failed you want us to fail you beg for us to fail try to convince us that we did but we get the paycheck and all you get is a smug satisfaction of some gay [ __ ] ninth grade telling you yeah actually don't take a shower with the other boys because your penis is small so are you you're like oh my God I'm scared of myself enjoy being scared of yourself and scared of other people opinions for the rest of your life because you listen to wfy [ __ ] in ninth grade and nobody else they told you you actually just go for Life cheers do you cheers kiwi Farms I hope you all make a million dollars funny thing is I know none of you ever will do not pay attention to people who demand something from you mock them make fun of them you are always always in control of your own marketing if other people come in and like I demand you to respond to this thing that thing two options respond as hey ask or respond as you would respond knowing that these people cannot do anything to you and the reason there's a very very specific reason that these people you know who I'm talking about cannot do anything to you is this they cannot bring themselves to a place of success and security they can't doit by consequence they literally cannot bring you down to a place of unsuccess and insecurity unless you acques to their assessment they can't do it they want to be able to do it they wish they wish there were Force for their intentions they can't be though and they can't be because they're embarrassing failur at their own life you can see it dripping through every comment every assessment and every criticism of everyone they don't like it's so [ __ ] funny because the things that they criticize those people of those people don't care about those criticisms because their success is based on other criticisms the thing these people are criticizing is what they think is success and they're wrong and that's how you know they literally never had it it's funny to us it's funny to other people who watch it and go oh [ __ ] they're way wrong in this it's not funny to the people who say it because it literally reveals their failure which they already knew because that is why they were commenting in the first place they had already failed there was no path to success cheers to the Kiwi Farms cheers to Josh Moon most autistic person on Earth with zero human interactive experience telling everybody on Earth how humans interact go get him Josh I love you I hope your suicide wait oh [ __ ] hope your lawsuit makes a million dollars hope your suicide doesn't make anybody I hope your lawsuit makes a million dollars cheers you man this it's a suicide thing was literally an accident if I was going to wish suicide on you i' I'd do it explicitly it was Freud if your mother was a [ __ ] Guillotine enjoy by the way mad at the internet this week where Josh Joshua Connor moon will not obsess over Rada law for another egment enjoy it have fun with it guys it's the internet nobody gives a [ __ ] about anything we do everything we do is for laughs everything we do is for some level of subscriber and contribution then everything we do we all know that when we get off this [ __ ] camera you go holy [ __ ] here's all the things I really need to do those will never understand because they're like dance monkey and I'm like I'm not a monkey I'm at least 51% white they'll never understand people will never get it just do your show have fun it's [ __ ] R piss people off

hope that helps

 

[AnOminous]

LOCALS makes a commentary on The Farms:

I am not really big on Locals but is there some IQ test you have to fail to even get an account there?

 

[zimzam88]

Will he do a cope/apology stream tonight? Will he do sequel pillstream? Or go dark for a few days and pretend nothing happened? I'm actually looking forward to a balldoman stream for once.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Trying to figure out whether divorce or death comes first is pretty difficult.

Kayla isn't going to ever leave him she's just as bad as him except she isn't on a live stream making a fool of herself.....yet.

 

[Fapcop]

Sounds like there are some pearls of truth hidden in this drunk schizobabble shit pool.

Particularly this:
“Andrew son says did Nick's wife finally leave him I don't know ask her I I can't figure it out”

Drunk people have a way of just spilling their shit because they lose all self control. And then they immediately backpaddle like Nick also did.

I’m guessing there are some real issues in their marriage, and Our Wife doesn’t know if she’s in or out.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

No. No, that doesn't help. Paragraphs, man...paragraphs.

 

[AnOminous]

Will he do a cope/apology stream tonight? Will he do sequel pillstream? Or go dark for a few days and pretend nothing happened? I'm actually looking forward to a balldoman stream for once.

Remember his response to getting exposed as being catfished by MANdy was basically nothing. He got completely publicly exposed as a dude who professed his undying love for another dude (pretending to be another woman), and has just tried to ignore it completely.

He is a weak faggot completely unable to man up and confront his failures and thereby improve himself.

That is why he is forever going to lose.