Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Well that's it. It's over, Kiwi-bros. We're all just jealous.

Sure, we might think we're doing okay, with our jobs, and families, and marriages, and lack of an extensive online trail of self-humiliation. We might think that it's better not to drink a bottle of whiskey a day than to drink one. But really, we're just jealous.

I sure am glad that Nick is using his extensive social media experience to bring this knowledge, which is completely unlike the exact same thing that every other Lolcow says when criticized.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Seeing a guy like this would be really sad, if he didn't Broadcast it willingly.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Guys, I cannot stress this enough, Nick's balls remain pristine and unkicked by life

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

he never tells. he just vagueposts. kino casino is doing a show right now and they played a clip and rekieta just says shit like

"sorry my show was late tonight. my life is chaotic. i don't really want to talk about it. i know there are a lot of conspiracies and theories but it isn't any of those. a bunch of monkey wrenches get thrown into the schedule every day and it's not what you think it is."

he's just been doing that shit for like 6 months and he never says tells any details. he just drunks rambles about bullshit and lost 50 lbs and is shrinking into a bugman

He's a trust fund baby finally having to face the real world and the real consequences of his actions. He's fragile and doesn't want to admit to it so instead he's being vague because if he were honest about it people would look down on him. If it was something he could admit without losing face he would've and he would've kicked up a new grift.

 

[arc minsk]

He's a trust fund baby finally having to face the real world and the real consequences of his actions. He's fragile and doesn't want to admit to it so instead he's being vague because if he were honest about it people would look down on him. If it was something he could admit without losing face he would've and he would've kicked up a new grift.

he really thought that new mustang was going to fix everything

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

he really thought that new mustang was going to fix everything

It might have done more for him if he hadn't been such a massive fucking faggot about it.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Rekieta v Null: The Kiwi Farms Filings and Upcoming Litigations

@0:21 Grift Pope has given us his blessing. The lawsuit is surely doomed now. RIP

@1:21 Also he lets its slip that he did ask Null to do something, for a split second.
"I'm frustrated with some of the stuff Null has said, that I asked him to do..."

 

[Pentex]

Someone alert the Locals; even the Wrasslin' fans are bullying Nick:

https://boards.4chan.org/pw/thread/13494497

https://archive.is/SfFb8

I think it might be time to book that Nicky Rackets vs. Montagraph in a Balldo-on-a-Pole Match to crown the Undisputed King of the Cuck Chair.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

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Racket's booze nose is really weird. Normally it would be inflated and flush red like Shemp from The Three Stooges, but his is hawk-billed and starting to deflate. Signs of another health ailment besides blackened shrunk liver?

An example of an alcoholic boozer nose via Lady Di

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Someone alert the Locals; even the Wrasslin' fans are bullying Nick:
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https://boards.4chan.org/pw/thread/13494497

https://archive.is/SfFb8

I think it might be time to book that Nicky Rackets vs. Montagraph in a Balldo-on-a-Pole Match to crown the Undisputed King of the Cuck Chair.

I'd be willing to bet this is Donga, who the fuck on /pw/ would even care about grifter shit or think it'd be a good to post about it on that board.

 

[dingusmcbingus]

PREBOILED EGGS

This nigga eats preboiled eggs? That's beyond giving up level bad. That's the kinda stuff people do before they blow their heads off with a shotgun.

 

[Armitage]

doesn't normally the song etc just loop when he is away, rather than streaming the empty room?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He needs a CT scan. It'd be fascinating to see whatever is left of his brain.

TBH, it probably wouldn't show much.

CT scans of the brain really only show strokes and tumors and bleeds.

You'd probably get some vague description of atrophy this and thinning that.

The CT and MRI scans of lots of neurological conditions - Alzheimer's, MS, Parkinson's, etc - don't really show anything all that specific on the big fancy scans.

 

[Strix454]

I know I'm extremely late to the Rackets party, but what the fuck happened to Nick aside from alcoholism? Why is he bruised up? Why does he look so gaunt? What in his life made him devolve to this state? Why is a middle aged man advertising sex toys?

What happened was that he got a rumble contract and thought that Rumble was just going to give him money for doing whatever he wanted. Because that is what Nick thinks working for a corporation is. It turned out Nick's lifelong dream was to coomer content and to talk about himself alot. The audience voiced its displeasure at Nick walking away from the law and Nick told them to stop watching if they didn't like what he was doing. And the audience did so. Nick went from being a massive superchat earner down to Ethan Ralph levels. Though Rumble issues confusing numbers, his audience has likely collapsed.

Nick became obsessed with his critics and devoted progressively more of his shows to responding to his critics.

He looks gaunt because he has gone totally insane. At 6'2 and in his 40s, he had a fitness goal of getting his weight down to the 150 pound range. He lost a tremendous amount of his adult muscle mass which he will never get back. He is getting most of his calories from alcohol and brags about how he eats very little food. And when he does eat food, its junk food.

His body is bruised up because he is in effect an alcoholic with a teenage girl eating disorder. He is likely suffering from malnutrition, late stage alcoholism effects on his brain (wet brain) and all the side effects of putting very serious stress on all his internal organs through the drinking and the rapid weight loss.

He has alienated the whole of lawtube. Nobody will appear with him anymore. He recently kicked one of his few remaining streaming associates (Camelot) to the curb.

He needs to stop drinking and start eating a normal diet. If he doesn't do so, his physical and mental problems will just continue to get worse.

 

[Fapcop]

I can only attest to this to not to give too much information, but I can relate what it is like to lose their sense of self to alcoholism.

“They’re all just jealous!” Is such a weird and sad cope.

Most of us have never even thought about being a streamer.

But some of us do have experience with substance abuse. Either ourselves or because someone close to us was an addict, and turned themselves into what Nick is becoming.

 

[macrodegenerate]

i have this theory on rekieta and it's a traditional addict occurrence: he used to always talk about his narcolepsy and how he had tried multiple amphetamines and "ThEy JuSt DonT woRk oN mE!!" but then he finally found one that kept him awake if he ever needed it. he always had these long winded, 7 minute stories about the 3 times he ever used the amphetamines (i forget what they're called, someone must know) on his 17 hour car ride to florida and that's the only time he's ever used them! please believe me!

it sounds like every person who slips into opiates with taking a few vicodin and how they "only ever use them on the weekends" and it's not even a problem! he looks like he's been hitting the vyanese real hard and as most addicts do; his "NO DRUNK JANUARY!" or whatever, if you aren't ready to cope with kicking your addiction you will immediately, day one, find a new habit. that medicine cabinet with prescription amphetamines meant for your ailments is the easy choice to replace it with. he looks fucking cracked out.

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This dude reminds me of what I looked like before I quit my last job. Like a corpse walking. You can't mix sleep deprivation, malnutrition, and drugs. You can do one for a maximum of 3 days straight, but even then you are looking at cognitive decline in the short term.

Most abusers of their bodies don't understand that there is always a debt which must be paid. If you stay up too long, expect to crash and need to make up that sleep debt. If you are malnourished you will eat much more later, and will suffer the consequences of that blood sugar spike.

Drugs are especially terrifying because they give you a credit card with a high spending limit and interest rate. Stimulants will break you down over time if the debt isn't paid frequently by stopping for a bit and crashing. Alcohol is the same.

Rackets doesn't seem to understand or doesn't care that taking on more and more debt makes it harder to pay back. It only gets exponentially worse. That face is just the cost of the minimum payments. It's going to be horrifying when he finally defaults.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Nick literally looks like a Snort Burnell thumbnail.

 

[Father Balldo]

This nigga eats preboiled eggs? That's beyond giving up level bad. That's the kinda stuff people do before they blow their heads off with a shotgun.

Nick doesn't care. But also the nanny bought them, not Nick. But even if she hadn't bought them, he would have, because it makes you mad, and he thinks that's funny, but he doesn't care. You can come up with all the stories you want, but that's all they are... stories.

 

[Potatoherder]

Going to be a night where Rumble takes more than YT. These use to be super rare but article reading about week old Trump news will do that. He would have been better off drama farming with dax and EVS.

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[RotPockets]

“Oh god I wish I had a vagina.”
~Nicholas Weston Rekietar