Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What the fuck are his sores?

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Kees H said:
Clips from the sleeping stream, only from the time onward I started watching, I am not going through this entire fucking 18 hour stream. The first one is 6 hours into his crack & gamba induced coma, he wakes up, walks out of the room, and only after 6 hours of sleeping decides to turn off the lights.

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An hour later, he seems to wake up and we hear some fucking around with what might be aluminum foil from the sounds of it?

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Bossdad makes an appearance at around 7 AM BMJ time to see if his son is still alive. Of course Austin treats his dad with respect this time (he didn't.).

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Trapper checks out the crack den.

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Sounds like he falls out of bed or something? He wakes up after 13 hours of sleep (not including the other break) and walks out of the room, still not realising he's still live.

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Austin walks back into the room, checks if he has juice. Still doesn't realise he's live.

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An hour and a half later, he finally wakes up for real, and it takes him a while to realise he's still live.

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Of course we went straight into looking for juice to gamba, and gamba.
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This is exactly like when someone sets up a camera in the forest with a trail cam. Bossdad would be Bigfoot in this case since he's such a rare sighting.
 
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Kees H said:
AustinGPT got stuck in some sort of "ahh my fawhhking gawwwd dewwwwdd" loop here, and hits himself.

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All I can think of is the end of the movie Wargames when the computer learns that nuclear war is a losing proposition no matter the strategy; the only winning move is not to play. They'd have to abandon Cheyenne Mountain and build a new NORAD if it was Austin instead of Joshua. Austin would keep playing out scenarios until the power plant ran dry.

What do you say, Austin? How about a nice game of chess?

 
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Got juiced $100 by Court, was gonna go online but was persuaded not to by oxny.
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Here's 2-3 minutes of :lossmanjack: asmr as he loses it all in a discord voicecall.
 
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cgk qqq said:
i love how his reaction to accidently streaming for 12 hours is "damn i was live? alright"
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I mean, it's not like there's any real risk he will accidentally stream something embarrassing that will hurt his brand, unless he accidentally gets a fulltime job in his sleep or something
Doinker Marmalade said:
"I just..."
Complete the phrase, Kiwis.
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"became the owner of a brand new Honda Civic. After I repay my parents for all the money they've spent on me over the years, i'm going to move out."

...right?
 
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Doinker Marmalade said:
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"I just..."
Complete the phrase, Kiwis.
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lost it all in my bets tonight
it must have been something chat said
I just lost it all in my bets tonight
I keep looking for something I can't get
bong shards lie all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
the croupier, she sits by the blackjack table
The betting is closed, the card's in the cradle
Who would've thought that a boy like me could felt like this
 
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Lord of the Incels said:
All great works of art are actually portraits of Austin.

Bossman Devouring a Rat
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The Mona Bossa
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The Emperor Austin in His Study at the Doorless Room​

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Portrait of BMJ
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Bossman Khan
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Bossmanjack in the Role of the MILF Fucker
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Boss with the Blue Beanie
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Self-Portrait
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Austin with the Manuscript of Dreidel Bop
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Portrait
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Bossman Gothic
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I Lost It All
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Keno Squirtin'
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This is so wrong
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Ecce Austin
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These are magical.
 
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