Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

Pudgy Bear Claws said:
At the risk of coming across as a concern troll, who the fuck is watching the Rodlets while these two retards are on holiday?
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Samuel drove the family van (loaded with tracts, of course) to Nurthanville, while Shrek drove Jilldo and the younger Rodlets (who have been VICIOUSLY ill) in the RV and apparently dumped them off at the Nurthans as well.

Like Nurie has nothing better to do than tend to two toddlers and one on the way. Whats a few extra kids? And I'm sure Jilldo and Shrek left no extra money or even bought food to help the Nurthans out in any way.

The groups I follow are still trying to find out who took them to Miami and in which car.

Guess it was just too much work and money to fly from Cleveland to Miami, and leave the older ones in Ohio to take care of the youngest ones.
 
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Poor Nurie. I hope her husband's church was at least about to provide some food so they didn't have to break the bank getting enough food for all her siblings.

No way would Jill have paid for or bought any food.

:optimistic: but I hope the Rodlets are being fed well and given all kinds of nutritious food while Jill and Shrek are away.
 
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Kweeksilva said:
Turns out Shrek and Jilldo are in Punta Cana for the Plexus Leader's Retreat. There's video of her showing off their hotel room and the ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!!! Jill's cup runneth over
Jill assures the ladies they can still register for her ladies retreat next month

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Jill of the orange and leathery skin has never been a sun hat person? Color me shocked.

And of course these two assholes supreme couldn't just leave their ill children at home in Ohio for Renee, Kaylee and Jonathan to mind them where their illness couldn't spread cross country. That would mean they might have to buy groceries for the week, and why would Jill or Dave buy groceries when they can't eat them?

Then again, Jonathan is a huge pushover, why didn't they just make him pay for the week's groceries? Why drag a pack of puking preteens and teens across country to infect pregnant Nurie and her two toddlers? The gas cost alone would be more than just buying some damn food for the kids.
 
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If Jill has the opportunity to impose on Nurie, she'll take it. Nurie is her golden child so she has to burden her as much as possible.

Plus aren't Tim and Heidi pretty close to the bardominium? Wonder if Jill was worried about them coming over and corrupting them by telling them Jill and Shrek are actually abusive pieces of shit.
 
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Android raptor said:
Plus aren't Tim and Heidi pretty close to the bardominium?
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Tim doesn't live too far from the Rods, but Heidi still lives with her parents in Pennsylvania. Still, Jill despises Tim and has never left him in charge.

It was always Nurie in charge in her parents' absence until she married, then Kaylee and Renee. Apparently Renee can't be trusted to rule the roost on her own without an elder sister, either.

It's still a mystery why Jill didn't just command Kaylee to run the house for the Plexus cruise duration. Maybe Jonathan is getting tired of his wife being walked all over, and told Jill no due to their medically fragile NICU baby. And God knows Jill couldn't skip her cruise to care for her sick children, that's not what the Lord wants!
 
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multiverse said:
Tim doesn't live too far from the Rods, but Heidi still lives with her parents in Pennsylvania. Still, Jill despises Tim and has never left him in charge.

It was always Nurie in charge in her parents' absence until she married, then Kaylee and Renee. Apparently Renee can't be trusted to rule the roost on her own without an elder sister, either.

It's still a mystery why Jill didn't just command Kaylee to run the house for the Plexus cruise duration. Maybe Jonathan is getting tired of his wife being walked all over, and told Jill no due to their medically fragile NICU baby. And God knows Jill couldn't skip her cruise to care for her sick children, that's not what the Lord wants!
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No, she's got Kaylee and Jonathan under her thumb as well.
Some of us thought Jonathan would stand up to her, but she has him folding tracts and doing manly, non-whimpy things as well.

Heidi's parents don't seem to be willing to play along with the clown show, and the snark pages hope that Timmy will be the one that actually gets out from Jill's thumb.
 
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Jill continues to call the local citizens of the Dominican Republic "natives" and declares that they need Jeesauce.
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Well, maybe if you tipped them with money and not smily faced Bible tracts, the staff wouldn't have turned on you, Jill.
 
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Rotogravure said:
I think she meant to say they need WHITE Jesus.
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White AMERICAN Jeesauce, you heathen.
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Meanwhile, there's only one thing Jill loves more than being a racist hypocrite: creaming herself over SEVERELY disabled people!

That's right, Jill learned through Facebook stalking that a traveling preacher from her childhood was going to the Plexus super spreader event. He's a double amputee Vietman vet for the LORD, which tickles all of Jill's no no parts at once! So she stalked every single person in a wheelchair until she cornered him for a photo wearing her finest neon and macrame t-shirt blouse. And to top it all off? He gave Fat Dave a pamphlet of his own, obviously trying to convert a new NATIVE. (With a side sprinkling of judgment on the Plexus attendees who drank alcohol and danced.)
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Android raptor said:
I'm pretty sure Dominicans have plenty of Jesus already since it's Latin America. I wonder what Jill thinks the dominant religion is?
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This is a real old white savior delusion. William McKinley spoke to Congress justifying the invasion of the Philippines by saying the "natives must be Christianized." By then the Philippines had been Catholic for centuries.

multiverse said:
He gave Fat Dave a pamphlet of his own, obviously trying to convert a new NATIVE.
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I'm sorry, this is super fucking funny. To the people Jill idolized her entire life, her GAWDLY HEADSHIP will never be a charismatic, impressive pastor and man of GAWD, he will always be just another retarded-looking easily-swayed wetback.

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multiverse said:
White AMERICAN Jeesauce, you heathen.
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Meanwhile, there's only one thing Jill loves more than being a racist hypocrite: creaming herself over SEVERELY disabled people!

That's right, Jill learned through Facebook stalking that a traveling preacher from her childhood was going to the Plexus super spreader event. He's a double amputee Vietman vet for the LORD, which tickles all of Jill's no no parts at once! So she stalked every single person in a wheelchair until she cornered him for a photo wearing her finest neon and macrame t-shirt blouse. And to top it all off? He gave Fat Dave a pamphlet of his own, obviously trying to convert a new NATIVE. (With a side sprinkling of judgment on the Plexus attendees who drank alcohol and danced.)
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Holy fuck she has zero shame.
 
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