Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
Reading up on the more recent pages of this thread, this guy is nuts. I never paid attention to Rekieta much, but last time I did he was still somewhat "respected", had an audience and had a niche. What the hell happened for him to fall apart so soon?
I'm gonna need one of those 2 hour long documentaries to catch up on everything, I think. If not, I am eagerly waiting for someone to make one, Nick surely is deserving of something by now
I'm confident somebody will eventually make one, but I really hope it's not one of those normie drama channels, because much like Mutahar in his clip from earlier in the thread (and on Elissa Clips' channel), they will just get basic shit wrong, and I seriously doubt they will honestly represent the MAN-dy situation (can't say anything bad about troons, even when it's a full on dude). Hopefully it's some shitposter that has a lot of time on their hands, and really hates Nick to the point of wanting to create a masterpiece. :story:
 
Collected ITT we probably have more legal expertise than Nick. Just start with Sean (Potentially Criminal) and add from there.
I believe @waffle and @AnOminous have some legal background. Plus whoever Sean is, and there may be others ITT as well.

I just cannot believe Rackets tried to carry on last night as if nothing happened the night before. What a disaster. Completely lacking in contrition, pay him money, suckers.

Sean's locals apparently was stream sniping Rackets for a bit last night as well as watch-partying Elissa. Sean was seriously depressed seeing Nick. He at least seems to not buy into the "internet fwends" garbage, but it's understandable.
 
I can't believe no one does modern parody Chick Tracts. Those would be fucking great.
The band KLF did one. Occasionally some other ones surface. They're great. I think unaltered Chick Tracts are also entertaining and funny as fuck.
What the hell happened for him to fall apart so soon?
Are all streamers just on a collision course with the sewer that is IP2? Like if you took a milquetoast normie, plopped him in front of a webcam and told him to shill for superchats, would he become a narcissistic pill-addled drunk with weird sexual proclivities that he could not shut up about? Is this just what streaming does to a man?
 
I've been sober for something like 9 years now and it's easy to forget how pathetic I used to be. Seeing him now kinda hits me in the feels.... I feel bad for him.
Bro, don't feel bad for Nick, be proud you overcame being a drunk retard.
This drunk fucktard has all the chances and opportunities avaliable to him and instead he chose to sit on rumble and get shitfaced. There's nothing to feel bad about except his family.
 
I believe @waffle and @AnOminous have some legal background. Plus whoever Sean is, and there may be others ITT as well.

I just cannot believe Rackets tried to carry on last night as if nothing happened the night before. What a disaster. Completely lacking in contrition, pay him money, suckers.

Sean's locals apparently was stream sniping Rackets for a bit last night as well as watch-partying Elissa. Sean was seriously depressed seeing Nick. He at least seems to not buy into the "internet fwends" garbage, but it's understandable.
Clip?
 
I'm confident somebody will eventually make one, but I really hope it's not one of those normie drama channels, because much like Mutahar in his clip from earlier in the thread (and on Elissa Clips' channel), they will just get basic shit wrong, and I seriously doubt they will honestly represent the MAN-dy situation (can't say anything bad about troons, even when it's a full on dude). Hopefully it's some shitposter that has a lot of time on their hands, and really hates Nick to the point of wanting to create a masterpiece. :story:
You want Porsalin.


He does absolutely fantastic work. Extremely well researched. Outstanding editing.

He's probably backlogged up the ass though (or, in his case, arse). He's got a giant Patrick Thomlinson documentary that has yet to drop. If you're not familiar with him, I recommend checking out his back catalog though. Great to have on in the background while doing stuff.
 
You want Porsalin.


He does absolutely fantastic work. Extremely well researched. Outstanding editing.

He's probably backlogged up the ass though (or, in his case, arse). He's got a giant Patrick Thomlinson documentary that has yet to drop. If you're not familiar with him, I recommend checking out his back catalog though. Great to have on in the background while doing stuff.
Cant wait for his rekieta documentary in 2029!
 
I don't understand why Nick fumes so much about the Farm's opinions about him. The comments on youtube are far more critical of him, especially on the clip channels.
Because he is a thinned skin bitch that was used to having his ego stroked by his obnoxious fanbase. He could literally just choose to not read this thread or information posted on KF.
It's probably because we were (mostly) a solid base of supporters to him, so it is probably big ego blow to him that we have completely turned on him. He must feel completely snaked on. I mean, it's entirely his own fault, but it must suck to be him right now.
I agree with this. But it typical e-celeb fashion he could never be bothered to reflect on why we “turned on him.”

Also, damn those latest pictures are rough. I thought for a while a lot of posters here were just pearl clutching about his drinking. He looks HORRIBLE.
 
You want Porsalin.


He does absolutely fantastic work. Extremely well researched. Outstanding editing.

He's probably backlogged up the ass though (or, in his case, arse). He's got a giant Patrick Thomlinson documentary that has yet to drop. If you're not familiar with him, I recommend checking out his back catalog though. Great to have on in the background while doing stuff.
Thank you for the recommendation. My YouTube subscription tally is just 13, and needed a long documentary style channel like this.
 
And drink alcohol extremely homosexually.
Are you mocking how tough it is and how many difficult and WEIRD and HILARIOUS obstacles can make it completely impossible to walk from one room into another in your house? I mean this is a seriously rough and hard job. Quit trivalizing its difficulty. It's way harder than being a coal miner or something.
 
Cant wait for his rekieta documentary in 2029!
Sadly, it would probably take about that long for him to release it. Though when it did drop, I have no doubt it would be amazing.

I have about a decade as a literal strip-mall lawyer.
That's okay. We still love you.

Sam Johnson proved that strip mall lawyers can know their stuff and be very effective. I heard a rumor the National Association of Strip-Mall Lawyers will be giving a Ty Beard a certificate of appreciation for how he made them look so good this year.
 
Because he is a thinned skin bitch that was used to having his ego stroked by his obnoxious fanbase. He could literally just choose to not read this thread or information posted on KF.
The thing that I'm confused by is that he acts like all the vitriol is coming from nowhere but the Farms. Most comments on YouTube, Rumble, and even his 'subscriber-only' chat appears to hate his guts. I've never seen a fall from grace faster than this.
 
The thing that I'm confused by is that he acts like all the vitriol is coming from nowhere but the Farms. Most comments on YouTube, Rumble, and even his 'subscriber-only' chat appears to hate his guts. I've never seen a fall from grace faster than this.
To a narcissist, no criticism whatsoever has any validity at all. It is just a mortal sin committed against them for no reason at all, when what they deserve is constant worship. So to Nick, if he is being criticized, at all, ever, REEEEEEEEE IT IS THE FARMS AGAIN.

This is why narcs make such great cows.
 
The thing that I'm confused by is that he acts like all the vitriol is coming from nowhere but the Farms. Most comments on YouTube, Rumble, and even his 'subscriber-only' chat appears to hate his guts. I've never seen a fall from grace faster than this.
We hurt his feelings, but the BIG thing is we archive shit
 
EVS and Juju are still too scared to dare go after Jim directly. The script was to the effect that Honest, Wonderful Jim is being tricked by that wicked Kiwi Farms. If Jim only knew the real truth of everything rather than those Kiwi Farms lies, he would be Juju's side and fully supporting Ethan Van Sciver.
"Jim is just too RETARDED and DEAD to get it, he is a SAD OLD MAN who is being FOOLED by those incels! ACK ACK ACK!"

Yes I'm sure that these are the kind of takes that will predispose anyone to take your side, it's going to work great for Juju and EVS.
 
To go from insisting on total control of your image and basically succeeding because of how big you are to Lolcow of the Year is a massive shift.

It was a massive shift, but Nick had plenty of time to course-correct (Null didn't tell Nick to pull up until January 2023) and it wasn't as though there wasn't foreshadowing to winning Lolcow of the Year for 2023. The writing was on the wall when Nick won Best Internet Famous Lolcow in 2022. Nick also had months before that to do damage control on what could have been either addressed more honestly or antagonizing anyone who didn't agree with him and telling longtime fans to leave.

Nick's tendency of making bad decisions and his poor problem-solving skills are the root. Nick chose to set Juju on a pedestal from the get-to. Nick decided to make drinking and cuck-related discussion a big part of his brand and persona. His intoxicated rants, open grifting, general belligerence, and awkward comedy were on display. There was only a thin veneer of Christian morality and the fact that he has a wife and kids to endear him to anyone outside of the sektur. When incompatible ideals clashed regarding Nick's actual personality (the very telling Drexel and Kayla streams), the audience either tuned out, forgot about it, or made excuses on their own while trying to focus on Nick's actual content over the man himself.

When Nick (the awkward hypocritical alcoholic hedonistic liar/lolyer) became the content, his audience got the wakeup call and slowly/reluctantly responded. Nick didn't appreciate their response and did what he was always going to do: continue to drink, lie, coom, and cope his way through whatever trials Nick brought on himself (Monty lawsuit, losing fans and general support, etc.).

Nick's poor problem solving skills are tellingly informed by his (in)ability to recognize problems. Drinking and drugs aren't problems to Nick. They are solutions for other problems. Going to swinger locales since at least 2022 (and gay bars since college) with Kayla and cramming her full of toys from their "feild kit" to satisfy her on their travels isn't a problem to Nick. It is a solution for marriage problems, which he has also prescribed to others as "silly/fun monogamous adventures" with his wife. As long as Nick interprets his drinking, cooming, etc. as solutions and not indicators of problem behavior/warning signs, Nick will continue down this path and interpret any instruction to do otherwise as counter-productive because his values are inverted. This is largely why Nick is so deep in denial about falling apart and might actually believe he is healthy and smart.

Then there's Kayla. The material I have reviewed (and longer posts I have made) concerning Kayla makes greed her biggest issue. Simply put, Kayla is a woman who wants it all. Kayla wants to be a naughty sexy bitch who frequents hookup locales and a devoted Christian mother and wife in addition to being a respected member of the community/church who is also okay with her husband ogling e-thots. Kayla wants to post provocative pictures of her body for strangers online, feed her husband pictures of other women, flirt with other men, and be respected for it by people who like it and wants to be ignored by people who don't because she doesn't handle criticism well. There's more to go into, but I digress.

Then, when Kayla can't have it all, she retreats into herself in a fit of insecurity (and likely medication) over being unable to achieve so many incompatible things at once. This is not to be mistaken for Kayla having a sincere conscience about her behavior as it is most likely frustration over things not going her way as well as a bid for pity.

Until Kayla refrains from creating her own problems through her...
  1. inability to prioritize her values and distinguish between healthy and unhealthy goals
  2. weakness to her own incompatible passions
  3. marriage to a hedonistic enabler and manipulator
...Kayla will not improve, and even if she did prioritize herself as a wife/slut/whatever she wants to be, Kayla will never be a perfect one and that is what will always nag at her and drive her back to activities that will meet a short-sighted need to feel good/validated. Kayla is trapped by her own greed. She wants it all and will ruin herself trying to live it. There is a way out, but she would have to undergo a fundamental change as a person and reprioritize in a more functional way. This will not happen with Nick as is.

As it stands, Nick and Kayla have put themselves in a situation where they have sacrificed whatever marriage they had to keep whatever their relationship is. In this way, they only have a marriage in a legal sense.

Okay, rant over.
 
In the vtuber thread and 4chan, there's a prevailing theory that nobody inside Ninjisanji Japan knows how to speak english. The theory is that, when they created Ninjisanji EN, they just let the few vtubers that speak english and japanese doing the managerial work. These vtubers do all the document translations back and forth. So Ninjisanji JP only understands the situation thought the lens of what a clique of vtubers tell them. The same clique that is being accused of doing the bullying against Selen/Dokibird.
...Yeesh. All you need are 2 lawyers. One English-speaking. One Japanese-speaking (They should already have that), Chat GPT (Does really good translations) and a proof-reading translator is all they need to speak eloquently to an English-speaking audience.

Thats 2 people and a free chat-bot AI to save your company.
 
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