Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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I never was into this scene, but by request:

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He loses it all again, and recreates my favorite Kiwi Farms emote: :lossmanjack:



Violence after losing it all again on Hi-Lo, hits his desk, and his mic cuts off again. Massive mood swing when juice is offered a second later in the Kick chat :story:


 
It's the cheapest 6 panel at Home Depot, $71.
tbf to bossdad and ratmom, seeing how austin treats his other door and the walls, would you really spend a lot of money on a door while expecting him to punch and kick holes into it? spending a lot of money on a door just to have to replace it in a few months would be a dumb waste of money.
 
tbf to bossdad and ratmom, seeing how austin treats his other door and the walls, would you really spend a lot of money on a door while expecting him to punch and kick holes into it? spending a lot of money on a door just to have to replace it in a few months would be a dumb waste of money.

That's why you buy a solid pine door. Sure, they're 2-3x more expensive and you're going to have to pay some urgent care bills when he breaks a wrist, finger, or toe, but at least you'll get a laugh.
 
I would love seeing the worker installing the door on stream, trying to do their job and be professional while the gamba goblin twitches and shouts.
I hope the father isn't planning for Austin to install it himself.
Cruel ratdad forces Bossman to bond with the door, before he destroys it.
seeing how austin treats his other door and the walls, would you really spend a lot of money on a door while expecting him to punch and kick holes into it?
I'd spend $71 on a hollow core door then spend an extra $30 to fill it with confetti and it would be worth every penny
 
Another Counter-Strike supercut. Since he actually played an entire game without rage-quiting this time, it became the longest one I've made. I am therefore uploading to JewTube, instead of Kiwifarms directly, in order to not fill null's servers with my extended shitposts
Being put on a team with 3 animefags and a horsefucker. A fate worse than death.
 
Austin just went live on Kick, not realising he showed his pre-stream gamba ritual :story:

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This feels wholesome. It's been a while since a cow accidently did something on stream and it wasn't total degeneracy. Integrity is doing the right thing when no one is looking, and our boy Austin has it in spades.
 
Why does Stake still sponsor this retard ?
Step 1) Give Austin $4500 bucks
Step 2)Austin immediately gambles and loses the $4500 back to you
Step 3)Austin immediately gambles his $10k Kick cheque to you
Step 4)Austin immediately gambles what ever juice he can beg, borrow or steal from his chat directly back to you
 
Why does Stake still sponsor this retard ?
If you're a casino I think it makes sense. Most of the money you give him he donates back to you, and he's so impulsive and obviously dysfunctional that people will look at him and think “I could do better than that”:

When he loses, it's because he's a degenerate; when he wins, Stake is where he hit the jackpot.

If your goal is to rope in new players, that's not a bad look. Shit, if I didn't know that the EV is negative, I'd be down too.
Specially with mines, he gets too greedy and when I see him click a square with a mine that I wouldn't have, I just get the chemicals going in my thinkbox.
 
If you're a casino I think it makes sense. Most of the money you give him he donates back to you, and he's so impulsive and obviously dysfunctional that people will look at him and think “I could do better than that”:
its perfect for the casinos. bossman is basically paying the casinos while they get free promotion
 
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