Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

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This counts as an L?

What was he expecting? His face to magically start changing?

Actually, that wouldn’t even be the dumbest belief a troon has held.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Some more trans joy from r/FTMover30:

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"I want to stop trying to be masculine. I want to stop trying to be anything" - Well I've got good news for you, pooner- that option is and has always been on the table.

Her post legitimately reads like it was written by someone who is being coerced into being a pooner under some form of duress, as opposed to someone who actually is a tranny and wants to be one. Nobody is making her do this shit, it's clearly not working for her so maybe she should just, I dunno, stop? Isn't that a really fucking obvious solution to this 'problem'?

Obviously the best advice for this person would be stop worrying about gender shit, get off Tumblr/Reddit and seek therapy to help her accept and embrace reality and go live happily as what she actually is. But of course, Reddit being Reddit, all the responses are uniformly 'double down, keep going, it gets easier', etc.

That fucking website's tagline should just be 'Misery loves company' at this point.

 

[monstrous bubo]

TLDR: Everyone hates him and he's insufferable and blames everybody else for his problems.

Legalise 70th trimester abortions now.

This one is kind of a tough read because it's one of those kids that'd probably turn out fine if not for transgenderism.

OK, I feel a tiny bit guilty for the abortion joke. Only a tiny bit, though.

I thought Gen Z was the most tolerant and amazing generation that will emancipate all the sexual and racial minorities?

Quite a few are rolling their eyes at their trans classmates, because they know what’s going on, unlike their teachers and parents.

Thread tax: I need to be pretty! (snip below, full text in spoiler)

Spoiler: the mirror don’t lie

The feel of going backwards, even though everyone say the opposite.​

Discussion
Hi, I don't know if anybody dealt with something similar (Probably, but that's why I'm asking). I'm currently 33 years old and on HRT for 21 months and on my journey for 3 years now. I've changed a lot in that 3 years even I can't deny it, but when ot comes recent times. I just keep feeling, things like, do I looe more masculine then few monts ago? Is my body hair thicker what it was before? Do my body look more thick and masculine than what it was before? ... and so on and so on.

It's 99% that I also have BDD (Body dysmorphic disorder), because I have all the signs, also when ever I ask people about those stuff they usally say either, no, I look the same or no, I look better now. Which for me is hard to accept, because I just don't see myself that way. Same with passing, people keep telling me I'm passing, but I just can't see it, it's just an ugly guy in the mirror. Even though I've never experienced random transphobia when I was out, usally people gender me correctly (if they gender me, in my country it's not that common), but I just feel, it's just pity, it's just a lie. I feel like everyone just lying (which obviously kinda stupid to think), because there is no way they don't see what I see. I know probably BDD just gives more fuel to my dysphoria and both my dysphoria and dysmorphia just keeps feeding on each other. But I just don't understand how can it be this strong and how to deal with it. Depression eats me up from the inside because of it, no matter how harf I try I feel like there is no results, I look the same. Even in photos I feel like I looked better lile last summer, when litterly everyone else says no.

At 2022 December I left my boymode and started girlmoding, after that my depression started. Before that I was hopefull and more patient, after that I became hyper critical of my looks, because I just started to feel the pressure of need to pass on me.

I want say beforehand someone say "you don't need to pass...". I know and I aggre. Not everyone need to and want to pass, it's not make anybody a less of a woman (or man) if they don't pass or don't want to pass, BUT for my dysphoria I NEED to pass, because my dysphoria is mostly body related and less social. For me passing just means I look cis enough that maybe my brain start to see my body as a cis woman's body and stop wanting to die constantly.

Do yeah, I don't know if anybody went through this. If it's gonna get better with time. I just keeps getting into doom spirals like this.

Dysphoria plus dysmorphia, eh? Well what are the odds of that? Their therapist(s) should be on danger money.

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[Hassou Tobi]

Thread tax: I need to be pretty! (snip below, full text in spoiler)

No one has any idea

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Lol, get fucked.

I knew the rejection of sex/biological specific norms was going to be on the chopping block. These people only want sex/gender separated when it suits them.

Absolutely nothing transphobic about acknowledging biological differences that are hardcoded whether these fuckers like it or not. Males don't breastfeed. End of.

Thread tax: I need to be pretty! (snip below, full text in spoiler)

I still get a laugh that so many of these TransLater posters are in their 30s. To me that's not later, it's very fucking standard to see troons in that age bracket and older. Keep them all in the /r/MTF zoo pen.

We need a safe space for our 63 year old newly transitioned queens away from the stink of millennials and xoomers.

 

[RSLUG30]

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I'm not buying Skyrim again Todd.
You can't disguise your little lies Todd.

 

[Evilronald]

Troon goes to a professional for therapy. “Therapist” says trying to be a man and act masculine is your subconscious trying to deny his “feminine self” and he should therefore troon out. Any professional suggesting someone is a tranny and not trying to talk them out of it and redirect their life to something healthy should not be anywhere near vulnerable people. Troon decides to listen to therapist rather than the people that actually care about their future and wellbeing. Other troons insist they cut off family (because they totally aren’t a cult).

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Update for the 15 year old who got caught with a bunch of his mothers clothes hidden in his room by his conservative parents.

He sounds like a good candidate for being grabbed while sleeping in bed, hooded and hustled off to a military school.

 

[Metal Slime 20x6]

Apparently this guy seriously thought that transitioning in his 40s was going to turn him into a 20-something hot chick.

 

[Geraldine]

Lol, get fucked.

That's right, blame capitalism.
Even though these days all the big capitalists (except Elon Musk) are explicitly pro-troon.

How would this guy do under Lenin?
Probably shot for being a slacker and never mind the sexual stuff.

So after baby trapping his wife and waiting until she's dealing with a newborn to escalate his fetish, he brings up top surgery.

I have come to the position that trooning should automatically terminate parental rights without having to prove specific incidents of abuse.

Anything a tranny does is pretty much an L.

Has been my point all along.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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Troon goes to a professional for therapy. “Therapist” says trying to be a man and act masculine is your subconscious trying to deny his “feminine self” and he should therefore troon out. Any professional suggesting someone is a tranny and not trying to talk them out of it and redirect their life to something healthy should not be anywhere near vulnerable people. Troon decides to listen to therapist rather than the people that actually care about their future and wellbeing. Other troons insist they cut off family (because they totally aren’t a cult).

This is the insidious part of the last 20 years the left has been screaming Masculinity is Toxic and boys should be encouraged to play with dolls and wear pink to avoid developing "Toxic" Masculinity and have more balance with their feminine side and quit forcing "gender roles" onto them. But, now after pushing this faggotry for the last 20 or so years they're using men and boys who don't 100% adhere to traditional gender roles as proof that their trans. God help you if you're some little gay boy these days they'll have you on puberty blockers and schedule the surgery to chop your dick off just look at the Jazz thread.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

That's right, blame capitalism.

"My wife and I are struggling with capitalism" is a pretty fancy way of saying "I flushed all our savings down the shitter by guillotining my dick off and rendering myself unemployable and reliant on constant medical care for the rest of my life as a result".

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

Is there a more rare statement in trans world than, “After my transition I’m still a complete uggo and nobody wants to fuck me, but that’s okay because my dysphoria was about my gender not how hot I am. I am now content as a result of my transition.”

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

So after baby trapping his wife and waiting until she's dealing with a newborn to escalate his fetish, he brings up top surgery. Why does he think top surgery has anything to with milk? Breast implants are chunks of saline-filled plastic, not a soda machine. Does he think that bigger breasts equals more milk? Is he aware that taking estrogen and getting plastic surgery isn't going to make him lactate?

yes, yes he does. never underestimate how retarded most troons are and how little they actually understand about biology and anatomy. dont forget how many times we have seen troons argue that taking E gives them literal periods. how a neo vagina is literally the same as a real vagina. how taking E can change their bone structure or dna. i recall even seeing a few who thought that bottom surgery and taking estrogen would allow them to get pregnant. they really are this dumb and clueless. so dont think for a second there arnt troons who think breast implants = milk production.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Apparently this guy seriously thought that transitioning in his 40s was going to turn him into a 20-something hot chick.

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You can always tell it's a fetish. God I hate troons. They all are so damn delusional. Maybe living online in an echo chamber with other delusional troons isint the best idea.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

yes, yes he does. never underestimate how retarded most troons are and how little they actually understand about biology and anatomy. dont forget how many times we have seen troons argue that taking E gives them literal periods. how a neo vagina is literally the same as a real vagina. how taking E can change their bone structure or dna. i recall even seeing a few who thought that bottom surgery and taking estrogen would allow them to get pregnant. they really are this dumb and clueless. so dont think for a second there arnt troons who think breast implants = milk production.

there was literally a troon who asked if starting E and getting bottom surgery would make him have periods, like full on blood coming out periods. The other troons had to patiently explain things to him.

I have called this an 'Icarus moment' previously, they really do get so close and then swerve violently away, almost as if they are incapable of that final logical leap.

one of the worst aspects of the cult is that troons tell each other that troonism is innate and can't be fixed with therapy or just touching grass. That they're literally born with lady brains or whatever the fuck. so they're probably convinced that it's just something they're "cursed" with and the only other option would be suicide. even though in reality everyone has things about themselves that they don't like, and if they can't be changed you just learn to live with it instead of obsessing over it. crazy, right?

they say "no gender dysphoria is different!" but literally it's the same sometimes profound suffering that incels express about not being tall or attractive. but we rightly tell incels to touch grass instead of coddling them.

even as a top troon detester fueled by my hate i'm starting to get bored of troons because this is all so obvious. but troons are "forever on level 1".

 

[Evilronald]

there was literally a troon who asked if starting E and getting bottom surgery would make him have periods, like full on blood coming out periods. The other troons had to patiently explain things to him.


one of the worst aspects of the cult is that troons tell each other that troonism is innate and can't be fixed with therapy or just touching grass. That they're literally born with lady brains or whatever the fuck. so they're probably convinced that it's just something they're "cursed" with and the only other option would be suicide. even though in reality everyone has things about themselves that they don't like, and if they can't be changed you just learn to live with it instead of obsessing over it. crazy, right?

they say "no gender dysphoria is different!" but literally it's the same sometimes profound suffering that incels express about not being tall or attractive. but we rightly tell incels to touch grass instead of coddling them.

even as a top troon detester fueled by my hate i'm starting to get bored of troons because this is all so obvious. but troons are "forever on level 1".

I feel like a big part of the reason we keep seeing all these trannies around now is this “gender affirming” bullshit. It assumes that they’re trans and have gender dysphoria. You have people who are autistic or mentally ill and feel “different.” It doesn’t question if maybe they’re different because of that mental illness, because there’s no money to be made off of that. When they eventually transition and realize they don’t feel any better, it’s why they kill themselves. If we told them the truth of what happens when you “transition” I guarantee the number of trannies would be way down.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Why do people act like this. Why lie, why not just be honest.

On the one hand, they want us to lie, to affirm their made up gender identity, to use their wrong pronouns, and pretend that they are what they say they are, and not what they were born as.

But when they realise its all just a dishonest theater, they are crushed and angry.

This is why Kiwi Farms is the most trans friendly place on the internet. Only here do we respect troons enough to be completely honest with them

 

[Law]

I seem to never get gendered,

Operation Never Use Pronouns is going splendidly.

My “borderline hourglass figure” my partners talk about (poly. Have 2 partners.) feels like a lie.

I think troons end up being poly for the same reason people in rehab or active addiction end up in relationships. Their thoughts are so scrambled by how unmanageable their lives are that they have no standards. Any rando who comes up to them and says "let's date" gets a yes.

Im baffled as to how im in a relationship. I find it unfathomable. Maybe I’m ridiculously lucky. Maybe they just have abhorrent taste in women. Maybe it’s both.

If someone wants to be with you when you're at your worst, and you don't even want to be with you, then they're not the best for you.
An Icarus Moment indeed.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

I want someone to tell me what issues troons have with chasers. straight women don't call straight men "chasers". Chasers just seems like a way for troonies to act like they've been desired or sexually wanted in a creepy way... despite most of them being uglies who'll never know what it feels like.

In short, they want to be sexualized for being a real woman, not because they're a walking mockery of God's image.

They hate chasers because they want to be desirable as a True and Honest Woman. They want to effortlessly trick straight men into fucking them like a bimbo just like they always fantasized about.

Tranny chasers are only interested in Hons because they're one of the few degenerates worse than trannies themselves. They want to fuck the stench trench because its a vile abhoration of nature. Paradoxically, the people most accepting of a TiM's "femininity" are the ones that make troons feel the most like the frauds they are.