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[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

My sides are in orbit imagining Jack stuffing Bibles into the walls of his new home. I wonder why he’s only doing three, doesn’t every room need its own Bible? What about under the driveway before they pave it?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Checked out the recap of GucciGoombah's recent stream. He tardraged so hard during the entire stream. He blamed his internet connection and "dropped frames" for multiple deaths. Some of them were hilarious. He ran into a guy on the other team with his sniper rifle out at close quarters while the other dude had some type of SMG and blasted him instantly. Goombah ranted that "it took forever to get into scope mode"

 

[Bassomatic]

Checked out the recap of GucciGoombah's recent stream. He tardraged so hard during the entire stream. He blamed his internet connection and "dropped frames" for multiple deaths. Some of them were hilarious. He ran into a guy on the other team with his sniper rifle out at close quarters while the other dude had some type of SMG and blasted him instantly. Goomah ranted that "it took forever to get into scope mode"

DSP has a son.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

DSP has a son.

real

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack loves the term "hole-in-the-wall" because it reminds him of a gloryhole. Seriously, in some JOTG he calls the restaurant he is in that like 5-6 times when he really just needs to call it that once to get the viewers on the same page.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack loves the term "hole-in-the-wall" because it reminds him of a gloryhole.

This fat faggot is really going wild with the bitmoji shit lately isn't he? He needs to kill himself. But faster than he is already.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Not to mention if there were a sudden purge of those workers, prices would absolutely go up and Jack and his mongoloid ilk would be screaming at the top of their lungs blaming the government (especially democrats). People don't have to like it, but a lot of prices in the US are kept "low" in large part because of undocumented workers.

Fatty thinks that illegal immigrants are somehow both lazy and taking our tax dollars in welfare and also taking American jobs. His stroke-addled brain just parrots whatever boomer meme he saw posted on FB by one of his fellow megachurch goers

 

[Falcon Sebben]

GET YOU STAIN SHIRT:
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And here I was thinking he couldn't get any more retarded.

I hate the retards on our side moreso than leftists, because they make us look bad.

To be fair extremists on both sides make both sides look bad.

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And has he ever considered that maybe his hot takes are ignored because people don't agree with him? No never. It can't be his fault.

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair extremists on both sides make both sides look bad.

I like Jack's intensely stupid political opinions because he causes the feels in right-wingers that I feel looking at Bob Chimpman's opinions. Where you look at someone this stupid having opinions resembling your own and wonder holy fuck am I this much of a retard myself?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I like Jack's intensely stupid political opinions because he causes the feels in right-wingers that I feel looking at Bob Chimpman's opinions. Where you look at someone this stupid having opinions resembling your own and wonder holy fuck am I this much of a retard myself?

You need the ability to self-reflect in cases like that. Fatty Doo Doo there lacks that part of his brain. It's been chocked out and replaced with cholesterol.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Is people putting bibles inside their walls actually a thing? Is it to keep the vampires out or…..?

 

[densedance]

Why put a bible on the Floor? Wouldn't you theoretically stand on/over it? Isn't that haram?

 

[unfer]

Jack should put a bible in the toilet, so he can shit all over its lessons on moderation not just metaphorically but literally as well.

 

[Dead Air]

Is people putting bibles inside their walls actually a thing? Is it to keep the vampires out or…..?

I've lived in the southern "Bible Belt" my entire life and I have never heard of this before for whatever it's worth.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Is people putting bibles inside their walls actually a thing? Is it to keep the vampires out or…..?

It sounds like a stroked-out recollection of mezuzahs, coupled with the occasional stories of builders finding an old bible (with birth records in the front and everything) in a wall.

Or the lay Catholic (and/or hoodoo) practice of burying saints and saints' medals at every corner of a house. Jack needs to either ward every cardinal direction like he is afraid of vampires, or just do one Bible like a regular fun homebuilder might do, and then add family photos and well-wishes and other time capsule stuff.

Once again he is neither hot nor cold, but lukewarm.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Thank you for blessing me, God. I will show my gratitude by putting Bibles in places where nobody will ever read them so that they can dry-rot and be gnawed upon by silverfish.

 

[atoi]

Spoiler: Archive

The email:

 

[AmazingEagle]

Doxing YouTubers who call you out for child abuse to own the Zoomers.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Spoiler: Archive

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August is such an insufferable faggot, but imagining Jack typing out the subject line "I'm Sorry To Have To Do This" cackling like the Joker, drooling on his redbubble CWJ shirt while Qali rubs his hands in anticipation in the background after drafting the dox is sending me into orbit.

 

[Sonic T]

Who doxxed the duck?