Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

The clean bill of health thing is funny because I can only assume he Doctor shopped with his wife for a quack.

I think "clean bill of health" is Nick's interpretation of what happened. The reality could have been very different. Nick comes in looking sick. They ask questions. They do tests. The tests don't necessary show that he is in good health. The tests often can only show that nothing can be medically done for him. Tests are often not about giving people clean bills of health. They are often a second-level search for something wrong that can be treated.

In the context of Nick's supposed reason for the visit, they were determining if the drugs he is on are damaging his liver to the point where he should not be given more of those drugs.

Did Nick share with his doctor that he is explicitly mixing provigil and his other medications with alcohol on a regular basis? Probably not. Because if he had, the doctor would have given him a lecture on the risks he is taking. Did he tell the doctor that he takes provigil at night when drunk before going to sleep? Probably not. The doctor would probably have an opinion on abusing a drug to go to sleep by reaching blackout drunk.

The doctor may or may not be a quack. There are lots of doctors who just get to a point where they check out in terms of giving people advice on alot of their choices because people react badly to it or switch doctors. There are other doctors who just don't care.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I can't watch Kurt. I could listen, but if I looked at the screen I would shudder. I couldn't believe this dude could have a serious job and groom himself soo poorly. He just looks soo dirty everytime I see him.

I watched his Fani Willis trial stream last Thursday and he spent several minutes pulling out nose hairs on-camera during the testimony. It was both horrifying and hilarious at the same time. Totally oblivious.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I think "clean bill of health" is Nick's interpretation of what happened. The reality could have been very different. Nick comes in looking sick. They ask questions. They do tests. The tests don't necessary show that he is in good health. The tests often can only show that nothing can be medically done for him. Tests are often not about giving people clean bills of health. They are often a second-level search for something wrong that can be treated.

In the context of Nick's supposed reason for the visit, they were determining if the drugs he is on are damaging his liver to the point where he should not be given more of those drugs.

Did Nick share with his doctor that he is explicitly mixing provigil and his other medications with alcohol on a regular basis? Probably not. Because if he had, the doctor would have given him a lecture on the risks he is taking. Did he tell the doctor that he takes provigil at night when drunk before going to sleep? Probably not. The doctor would probably have an opinion on abusing a drug to go to sleep by reaching blackout drunk.

The doctor may or may not be a quack. There are lots of doctors who just get to a point where they check out in terms of giving people advice on alot of their choices because people react badly to it or switch doctors. There are other doctors who just don't care.

I mention Doctor shopping because Kayla seems to be into “holistic” (narcotics and granola). If his doctor is Kayla’s I imagine the Doctor is probably the most passive person imaginable.

 

[Captain Manning]

I watched his Fani Willis trial stream last Thursday and he spent several minutes pulling out nose hairs on-camera during the testimony. It was both horrifying and hilarious at the same time. Totally oblivious.

That's sounds sad.

I can't find it at the moment, but Kurt had this really good stream from years ago where he was going over a recording of oral arguments of some case out of the Fourth Circuit (I think). It was about a guy who was shot multiple times in his own home by the cops over something like $500 worth of marijuana. The court was really sticking it to the state hard and he was loving it. He made a lot of good points too.

He can do good, or could, it's just... I dunno. Something happened, I guess.

EDIT: Circuit, not District.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I wouldn't be talking this mad shit if I were you. You realize he's going to angrily eat a single Dorito at you in a kitchen stream and tell you you don't understand social cues? Can you really survive that?

Can he even angrily eat a Dorito in the kitchen anymore? As far as I know, the only Locals stream Nick has done from the kitchen in 2024 has been during the daytime.

I actually think Kayla has banned him from doing his usual kitchen streams for some reason. I don't think he's done a regular nighttime kitchen stream that he did almost every night after his 2023 streams.

Someone who watches the Locals streams can correct me, I'm relying off of @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's summaries.

It's a retarded form of damage mitigation.

Basically, the cope here is that because MANdy might not have been seeking blackmail material or money, it doesn't fit the definition of what many think of when they first think of catfishing. Whereas I and others think the definition of catfishing is more expansive than that. Modern sources like Wikipedia seem to agree with the more expansive definition.

They are trying to spin it like Mandy was just some random fan who gave money to Nick and there was no association beyond that at all. Their claim that Nick not get catfished relies on pretending that he didn't spend well over a year drooling over her IN PUBLIC, on his stream, as a married man, derailing his thousands-of-viewers stream to beg the catfish who added him on Discord a few weeks earlier to meet him at Anime Matsuri. Not to mention singing songs about her sending thirst pictures of "herself" months later or the "Do you know Mandy?" streammonths after that.

Not to mention anything that went down in private, which we don't know.

Nick admitted in leaked DMs that his behavior towards "Mandy" hurt his wife. When it impacts your marriage, you got catfished. Period.

 

[LiquidKid]

Nick admitted in leaked DMs that his behavior towards "Mandy" hurt his wife. When it impacts your marriage, you got catfished. Period.

most catfished men just lose money and maybe have their dick pics exposed. Nick has years worth of streams lusting over the catfish, and worst of all, serenaded her with an impromptu rendition of a Barry Manilow song live in stream in front of hundreds of people. There’s no recovery from that.

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick coming out and saying a doctor cleared him is irrelevant when you can look at him. It's also a bit ironic that Mr. 'fuck authority' is attempting to appeal to authority. "Stop bullying me over my health as a doctor says I am healthy and also not a homosexual."

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That's sounds sad.

I can't find it at the moment, but Kurt had this really good stream from years ago where he was going over a recording of oral arguments of some case out of the Fourth District (I think). It was about a guy who was shot multiple times in his own home by the cops over something like $500 worth of marijuana. The court was really sticking it to the state hard and he was loving it. He made a lot of good points too.

He can do good, or could, it's just... I dunno. Something happened, I guess.

Here's one of them. He does this several times throughout the 8-hour stream. This only took a couple mins to find:

 

[polar bear]

There's an art piece that's relatively famous. I can't remember the name of it but Rekieta is doing the same dead stare as the guy in it.

Throughout centuries, artists attempted to depict the eternal sorrow, the deepest misery, the most heartbreaking pain that only a man with cirrhosis who got his balls stuck in a balldo, can feel

 

[Sharpeteer]

I watched his Fani Willis trial stream last Thursday and he spent several minutes pulling out nose hairs on-camera during the testimony. It was both horrifying and hilarious at the same time. Totally oblivious.

Kurt is a textbook incel, and I personally find him unwatchable. While he's not entirely wrong when it comes to dating for men in modern times, there is no way anyone's buying that the issues with dating today are what's keeping him single.

If I want to watch an obese lawyer cover cases, I got Sean the kiwi Santa Claus.

 

[elb]

I actually think Kayla has banned him from doing his usual kitchen streams for some reason. I don't think he's done a regular nighttime kitchen stream that he did almost every night after his 2023 streams.

According to my clips (and memory) the last kitchen stream he did was when he made Kayla breakfast and all the alcohol bottles were laid out on the counter

 

[Big Miss Steak]

This painting has always blown my mind. Not for the awful deed, but the expression of absolute anguish from the dude who just did something horrific and awful and undoable.

Not something I'd hang up on the walls of my home, but one of my favorite paintings. Up there with August Friedrich Schenck's "Anguish"



And his lesser-known "The Orphan"


It's on topic because the bottom picture is how I imagine his children, huddled around the corner, listening to their drunken fool of a father talk about gay sex and watching him drag his tongue up the neck of a liquor bottle.

 

[Captain Manning]

Seeing all this old art work makes me thing art is regressing. There's certainly more soul in a lot of these old pieces. Maybe the people that hate anime are onto something. Maybe oil paintings need to make a comeback.

Thread tax: These look better than anything in Redo of Healer, for example.

 

[waffle]

He gave some reasons here. It seemed like a combination of him feeling a bit sorry for the guy, the subject of a thread having an account + socks, and an influx of trolls to the site shitting up the thread.

The Len thread was fun for a bit, but it quickly devolved into retard-on-retard violence that was going to attract the wrong kind of attention.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Doctor shopped with his wife for a quack

Isn't he into chiropractors? The area where quacks abound?

 

[Nate Higgers]

Few years later he's a complete wreck that looks like he smells bad

I wanted to address this one bit of your post:

I’m sure it’s already been posted about ITT but I wanted to make a point about this. If anyone ITT has ever had prolonged interactions with true blue terminally alcoholic people, you can smell them before you see them coming. I know he said “my liver numbers are great” or whatever but he’s most likely at the point where it’s just sweating and seeping out of his pores if he really is drinking a bottle of whiskey a day.

Once it gets to the point of liver failure or something like that, hes gonna start to smell like straight up formaldehyde.

 

[buttmunch]

okay, who the fuck is john???? was this nigger really streaming himself doing weird schizo monologue with himself for half an hour?

 

[ChromaQuack]

The whole “Nick didn’t technically get catfished!” argument has real “I’m not a pedophile, I’m an ephebophile!” energy.

In other words, it makes perfect sense that argument would come from Diddler Dax.

If they had a stronger argument to make, they would.

This is Clinton levels of cope, "I did not have sexual relationships with that woman" or in the retardverse "I did not get catfished by that troon".

That they have to fall this low for the sake of defense means that they tacitly admit anything above this absolute mariana trench deep cope is true, you would think someone with decades of practice on being a dishonest liar like diddler Dax would be better at obfuscating facts but it seems this is as far as his low IQ can take him.

Nick needs a fucking hobby

Narcs like Nicky are unable to have hobbies, to enter a hobby means admitting to yourself that you are going into a field where you don't know much of anything and learning either from your mistakes or from others, as any hobby worth having involves a learning experience; you could go as far to say that even 'hobbies' like passively consuming media can be a learning experience as you could develop the skill to appreciate your medium of choice at more than a base level.

Nicky thinks he's an expert at everything and never makes mistakes so that's not happening, what he needs is to drink more.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Now of course it's totally unfair of me to compare a 6 year time gap. But I bet Nick looked way better just a year ago compared to how he looks today. Fucking retard went from looking 38 and now looks 59. Time for Alcoholics Anonymous Nick!

I see a resemblance here.

Except where Raiden had his head installed in a robot ninja suit, Rekieta had his balls installed in a silicone sex toy.
And where Raiden cuts helicopters into ribbons, Rekieta cuts his superchat income into ribbons.
Raiden was a child soldier, while Rekieta is a man child.

..Actually, nevermind, I don't see any resemblence.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

I watched his Fani Willis trial stream last Thursday and he spent several minutes pulling out nose hairs on-camera during the testimony. It was both horrifying and hilarious at the same time. Totally oblivious.

Can you imagine him doing that on date? I bet he has.

Reminds me of when Rekeita insisted on using a super high definition camera to stream and it just picked up every gross feature on him. "No I look good guys!" Kurt is the same, you could see the skintags and grease sheen.

Both guys would be better of streaming like it's 2011.