Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[6MillionCoofs]

@TheLastJoestar

Justification would be simple. If no one cares about the context, as you say, why should Nick or her care about fixing an issue that might not even be there. And won’t change anything if they do. For a bunch of random people shittalking them both.

But Lady R seems to be normal relatively so there’s likely going to be an attempt to help him.

 

[Telvanni]

I really don't care if this John is truly a waste of life, making fun of a guy who tried to kill himself and came to you for help is too fucking far.

 

[AnOminous]

Can anyone work out what this person is trying to say. I don't speak drug addict.

I don't even know. Reads to me like "I'm retarded, I'm on drugs, and Nick Rekieta's dick is in my mouth."

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Didn't he already wish death on her for the horrific crime of quoting dumb shit he said?

I’m really fascinated with how she started out as a rackets fan, and has turned into a Josh fan without ever adding commentary.

You can just tell by the clips she puts up, but that’s weird, because.. it’s not like you ought to be able to make someone “look bad” by nothing other than repeating what they said. It’s just Nick always says seething drunk retard shit and sounds mad, and Josh sounds like “lol check this out with me”.

There’s an art form somewhere in it, but it’s like collecting rocks and putting them on a shelf instead of sculpting anything out of them.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Nick simply just doesn't like any criticism and demands total agreement and loyalty from people no matter what he does. The thread has documented that ALL last year. That's why "shower call" is now a meme both on and off the Farms.

It doesn't sound like mere criticism that set off Nick. We've all criticized Nick but only you and Null have ever been named, with you being all the way back in 2020. What exactly was your interaction with him?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The only thing to argue about is how many dick pictures Nick sent Dan.

Or how many of the dick pics he sent were actually his

 

[mindlessobserver]

Bing AI produces a passable rendition of the "The Final Baptism of Lawyer Rekieta".

 

[holyhandgrenade]

But Lady R seems to be normal relatively so there’s likely going to be an attempt to help him.

Dude I know your account is way older than mine but you really need to go back and read through the thread more you've been wrong about pretty much everything you've said today

 

[6MillionCoofs]

@feral cat #6385

Lots of streamers will leave the stream running when they step out. Keeps the engagement and money rolling. Which i find incredibly scummy honestly.

But good for her. She found a niche and stuck to it.

Unlike Nick who keeps saying he’ll do something only to not.

 

[Night Terrorist]

The moral event horizon has officially been passed - Nick'll now spiral into oblivion spiritually as well as physically, leaving a golden trail of whisky behind him. And I look forward to seeing this AIDS-ridden fucker spaghettify.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Containment breach: Balldoman drinking habits have reached the general (twitter) populace.

Time to endure coping for at least 2 weeks.



Also yes I know that is a troon.

 

[Kulee Baba]

The worst part of Nick's rise as a "cow" is how unfunny he is. 90% of his highlights are him seething about people who have "wronged" him like any other washout would do. What are listeners, hater or not, supposed to get out of him talking about how not mad he is about a Former-Paypig Chomo Retard calling him gay on a forum?

I dunno if it was true but I was told as a kid the Greeks valued booze because it showed the true character of a man. When I get drunk I become a very generous individual. I’m the dupe who winds up buying the $200 bottle of Cognac to impress my chigga associates. I’ve never had a bottle I didn’t split amongst friends. The one time I ever drank solo was having a couple jiggers while in the KFchatroom during the height of #DropKiwifarms. I thought it was the final time I’d ever see this wonderful silly place. It was a fitting way to say goodbye to my fellow Islanders of Misfit Toys.

Nick reveals his true self on the sauce; selfish, paranoid, bitter, and narcissistic. Now don’t think I’m pearl clutching I can’t cry foul that Nick jokes about Null blowing his head off I’ve written how I hope Nick’s liver gives up before his children can witness the true POS their father is much less emulate him. But even that’s out of genuine utilitarian goodness, Nick is an utterly toxic individual. Please Lady Rackets divorce the faggot and take him for every cent, you should do it before Montegraph fully gets his pound of flesh.

Has Nick even helped out his fellow man by giving them a decent job? I’m guessing the most he had was a receptionist in his mall law office, maybe a paralegal. Whatever he was Nick today is a parasite on society, someone who only takes and never gives. Left leaning individuals call that a Trust Fund Baby and want to remold society to outright eliminate them. Ayn Rand called them “looters.” The point is regardless of politics no one likes Nick Rekeita.

 

[JustStopDude]

It's fascinating the parallels between Hollywood and streaming. It's two industries designed to destroy people.

Really the only difference is the money is worse in streaming and the cycle time from top of the world to train wreck seems to be a lot faster in streaming.

 

[1 other person]

Can anyone work out what this person is trying to say. I don't speak drug addict.

I interpret this as "even if nick didn't go on a drunken rant everyone would shit on nick anyways so he dindu nuffin wrong" but my translator could be faulty that's a best guess lol.

He's saying Nick gets hate all the time no matter what, however he admits this time there's indeed some merit to it. An L for Rekieta.

 

[AltisticRight]

mc jarbo song about balldoman when?

@Jarbo The Hutt
New album time!

Can anyone work out what this person is trying to say. I don't speak drug addict.

What is this retarded janny that's paid negatively even trying to say?
>solve a Rubik's cube
The only Rubik's Cube Balldo can solve is this.

Actually, he'll just think it's a sex toy and shove it up his rectum.

The word you're looking for is this: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/enigma

enigma​

enig·ma
1: something hard to understand or explain
2: an inscrutable or mysterious person
3: an obscure speech or writing
Oh look, it even has the *gasp* word "nig" in it! So edgy!

ESL, janny twat. Stick to sexting MANdy.

Maybe all your detractors ARE retarded suicidal bums

I mean, I'd also want to kill myself after trying to comprehend what the actual fuck this drunken NPL was trying to convey with his various unhinged, incoherent and delusional rants.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

He's saying Nick gets hate all the time no matter what, however he admits this time there's indeed some merit to it. An L for Rekieta.

sounds about right. I guess my only question is how retarded do you have to be to think this is the first time the detractions had merit?

 

[polar bear]

In this meme, the author tried to express that Rekieta drunkenly snakes on people in a very ugly way, because deep inside, in his dark dark soul, he is afraid of confronting men, and he thinks about this fear a lot

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Get. Your. Husband. Help.

Don’t listen to these broke dick losers Lady R! What your husband needs is another drink and for you to stop nagging him! He’s a freaking breadwinner and famous internet celebrity. Nick deserves a million drinks right now.

Nick is simply embracing his love of 40k and ascending to slaneeshi daemonhood.

You have to do something a lot more to ascend to daemonhood than betray some random donator. Personally I think he’s becoming a chaos spawn. He’s moving all weird and speaking nonsense, skin looking paler. Maybe he’s fusing with the balldo and some empty bottles too? We just don’t know.

 

[RotPockets]

Maybe I'm weird but I find it hilarious to watch some dude being incredibly angry while claiming he's not. Rage pigs rule.

There is a cringe inducing saying that women who go to therapy use “hurt people hurt people” the less saccharine version of this is Newton’s Third Law of Motion, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So it should be a small conciliation for anyone affected by Nick’s sickening display of malice and pure seething vitriol that “something” provoked this outburst. Something recently happened in Nick’s life that hurt him equivalent to the hatred he spewed for a random forum user during this impotent tantrum. This screed doesn’t exist in a vacuum something brought it to the surface.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I would donate to a crowd funded escrow account to take care of Kayla and the kids once Nick gets booted for drunk raging

Fuck it, Josh should start a charity for battered women and call it The Kayla Fund