Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

suicide is inherently a selfish act.

It's a selfless act. What's the point in living for people who would only care if you do commit suicide? I really don't get why people say it's a selfish act when living in a world that doesn't want you nor your situation will never get better is just as selfish.

I don't think people should live for people who would only pretend to care when it's too late but ignored the declining mental state, The plea for help and write them off as crazy or toxic.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Again and again, he has been assimilated into everything he once stood in opposition against. What is the difference between Sir Balldosalot and Cuck Murphy?

Everything. When Jack was exposed as a cuckold and a fraud, he shut the fuck up about it, never said another word, rolled up his current scam, and moved onto a new scam. He didn't try pretending that he was always like this and he was the same as always while seething at his former audience and his critics. Jack Murphy also is far neater. He kept his beard neatly trimmed like a good gay man, he isn't an alcoholic, he eats a reasonably healthy diet, he doesn't spend hours in the shower seething at people on his phone, and he dresses like an adult and doesn't wear Hot Topic belts.

I'd be curious to go through that stream again and see how much of it was Nick just projecting like the faggot he is. Just like his beef with John and Ron Toye, his criticism of Jack Murphy is no doubt very applicable to him as well.

As a side note, I can't believe we've gone from "wow, Nick is just like Jack Murphy" to "wow, Nick makes Jack Murphy look good!" I know right now I'd feel less ashamed of having joined the "Liminal Order" than having subbed to Nick's Locals or sent him a 20 dollar superchat.

 

[Maude Snew]

Thr silent killer will be Vitamin D here for sure

Nick sucks enough "Vitamin D" for the entire town every time he's down in Jamaica.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Nick's dear john bullshit was horrible, especially if it was the Captain, i remember during the simpspiracy he truely was Nick's strongest soldier and he constantly defended both him and masterson despite it being an absurd waste of time. Captain Manning was hardcore anti-PPP and proudly stood with Nick, Dick, and Ethan throughout most of 2020 until he finally had to admit Nick was full of shit. Check out the simpsiracy thread, @Captain Manning would have gotten hit with a pink triangle back then if that function was in place at the time. So for Nick to turn on his biggest fan and supporter at a time when no one else was defending him really shows you how low Nick has fallen.

What does Balldo even gain from this?

when you're drunk you rely on instinct, its why people use it as a substitute for courage, your anxiety melts away. You might think bad things about your boss but drunk you would punch them even if they were a pregnant woman. Those intrusive thoughts suddenly become great ideas to act on.

His childhood Dx of ODD was obviously never properly cared for,

Maybe it was, I remember a semi-recent article from the atlantic or something like it where the best we've been able to do for kids with ODD is teach them well enough that they just end up non-violent assholes. A kid that perfectly fit the dark triad was considering their best "success" story because he never was violent with anyone once he became an adult and instead was an absurdly successful owner of a used car dealership who constantly did drugs and cheated on his wife.

You'd be surprised how many people are like Nick when it comes down to it, the only reason we don't know is that much like Nick, they're just burdens to their familes, if Nick didn't luck out with Kayla he'd just be hanging with his parents like your average neet.

ultiple cows have molested children FYI.

At this point Nick most likely has too but we don't have confirmation yet. You'd be surprised how many drunken fathers didn't realize they laid with their own kids or groped them by accident.

7:32 of Elissa's clip of the Dear John clip has him talking about "John" using him as an emergency contact. 16:43 Rackets says the guy went here to "complain" about him and they had a falling out. It's definitely not Josh, but reminds me of someone's story.


@Captain Manning ?

haven't caught up with the thread but i'd feel like the biggest sack of shit if i'm the one that accidently doxxed his account here.

 

[Kurohige]

Nick sucks enough "Vitamin D" for the entire town every time he's down in Jamaica.

All that zinc, and he still looks disheveled. He needs more iron in his life, whether it's dumbells or a .44. Hopefully, it's not the latter.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick sucks enough "Vitamin D" for the entire town every time he's down in Jamaica.

Also, any time he heads over to St Paul (aka Pig's Eye) for some 3am "chores".

 

[AnOminous]

It's a selfless act. What's the point in living for people who would only care if you do commit suicide?

It seriously depends on why. Is it an asshole act where you wrathfully off yourself specifically to inflict pain on others?

Or is it something like you're dying of Alzheimer's and you choose to end it rather than inflict seeing you turn into a pathetic mindless thing on your loved ones?

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Rekieta is known for lying and exaggerating what he is saying, so I wouldn't be surprised if he embellished the John rant. But assuming 'John' was in as much trouble as Racket's said, it makes his rant worse. This dude trusted you basically with his life, and you obviously helped him somewhat. You don't just stab 'John' in the back, you basically torture him for half an hour on a livestream. And what was 'John's' great crime that led to this torture session?

He didn't ask Rekieta if the 'lies' on Kiwi Farms were true or not.

Think about how insane that is. He didn't even cause Rekieta any harm directly, he just went on Kiwi Farms and basically said 'Rekieta is a scumbag'. This results in a Ralph-tier butcher session against him.

 

[polar bear]

As a side note, I can't believe we've gone from "wow, Nick is just like Jack Murphy" to "wow, Nick makes Jack Murphy look good!" I know right now I'd feel less ashamed of having joined the "Liminal Order" than having subbed to Nick's Locals or sent him a 20 dollar superchat.

who's "we"? I would like to ensure I am not part of that group. Jack Murphy had his wife eat poopoo from his bum on stream for like a fiver.
That's not to say that Rekieta is better than that - he's not. But we don't have to run degenerate olympics, and feel the need to establish who's the 'winner' by comparing them to each other. It's okay to say they're all fucking repulsive

 

[Not Who You Think]

Any harm intended by Nick against John has been far outpaced by support and understanding from KF and others. This is great to see for many reasons.

Don't typically address Nick directly, but since he obviously reads this thread enough to single out one user:

Nick, Kiwi Farms isn't the problem. It's you. It has always been you. People come here because you drive them here. You did that way back when you were more likeable and your thread liked you. You are doing it now that you are unlikable and your thread doesn't like you. Yelling at a website for not liking you when you make no effort to be likable is counterproductive (and funny).

As a husband and father it is your duty to get over yourself and cease self-harm (drinking and general harmful decision-making) to "own the haters" when your family is depending on you. Even if you are worthless to them, the least you can do is not be a burden by dragging them down with you in a fit of selfish spite against people you don't even know.

If you don't want people to joke about your marriage, stop treating it like one. If you don't want people to call you a hypocrite, try being sincere and acting with integrity. If you want to throw away your health, reputation, money, and family life because you think it's "funny" then the joke's on you and KF is here to laugh.

None of this depends on the Kiwi Farms, Nick. It depends on you.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

That was a fucking terrible video to watch. I never thought Nick would get to Ralph levels of scumbag. Just why?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Camelot should be looking at this dear John video and run away, if nick could air out laundry on a fan who hasn't supported him in the past 4 years, imagine the dirt and mockery he would do to Camelot who went viral for not having friends and cried on videos multiple times.

 

[RACISM]

Nick is a nigger.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Camelot should be looking at this dear John video and run away, if nick could air out laundry on a fan who hasn't supported him in the past 4 years, imagine the dirt and mockery he would do to Camelot who went viral for not having friends and cried on videos multiple times.

Mutually assured dick pics...

 

[1 other person]

It's a selfless act. What's the point in living for people who would only care if you do commit suicide? I really don't get why people say it's a selfish act when living in a world that doesn't want you nor your situation will never get better is just as selfish.

I don't think people should live for people who would only pretend to care when it's too late but ignored the declining mental state, The plea for help and write them off as crazy or toxic.

You started with an absolute that is easily disproven with a little imagination. Regardless, nothing you've said has shown how it can be selfless, even though I'll admit it can be in a minority of circumstances. You may be too emotional about it, but I believe you can post better than this.

 

[polar bear]

quack quack

Nick, look at that Christian duck wanting you to tHinK and cArE.
Pathetic, don't listen to that. They all want you to stop drinking. Cringe.
Remember how Jack Murphy and his wife earned 69k dollars for 69 seconds of pumping online? They bought a house, Nick. A house. You go swinging with them, you will get twice that amount of money. Think it over Nick, think it over.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Just listened to the whole Dear John bit. Is it just me or is Rackets sounding increasingly like Heath Ledger's Joker?

"Wanna know how I got this balldo?"

 

[AnOminous]

That was a fucking terrible video to watch. I never thought Nick would get to Ralph levels of scumbag. Just why?

Especially as an alleged "lawyer," a profession where it is literally a legal obligation to keep confidences. This was just some weaksauce shit. Yeah he wasn't Cappy's lawyer, but things said in confidence should be kept in confidence. That's just basic ethics.

Instead, this faggot pulled this utter dick move.

Don't typically address Nick directly, but since he obviously reads this thread enough to single out one user:

He picked that one dude because he had expressed vulnerability at some point. He's such a faggot pussy he couldn't pick someone without a self-confessed vulnerability. This was just just utterly vile behavior by a monster.

Come on Nick hit one of us who wants to hit back. You fucking faggot.

 

[mindlessobserver]

That was a fucking terrible video to watch. I never thought Nick would get to Ralph levels of scumbag. Just why?

If he's this much of a casual sociopath in public, makes you wonder what he's like in private. Incidentally, I remember early on in his streaming career he would be interrupted by his kids. It may just be me not watching anymore, but does that still happen anymore, or have the learned not to disturb the monster that lives in the basement?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Nick spent 5 years telling us that other companies hated us and only want us for money. Yet I don't remember funimation or Disney mocking a fans mental health crisis.

If you think that's bad, wait until you hear what Nick did to Vic.

Edit: Nevermind, just watched the John video. The fuck Balldo.