Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

Who are we to tell people to continue living when they have exhausted their ropes and the end is better than living a life of enternal misery?

Fuck yeah my time to shine. Look, it's not even religious, and I am gonna do it anyway. I am a good for nothing nobody and I am saying it.
It is my unshakeable belief that Rekieta should continue living a life of eternal misery, and he does not deserve to end it. He must continue living and experiencing the consequences of his actions. The suffering must continue, so that others can learn how not to do things.

 

[PhoBingas]

In both Ralph and Racket’s cases I am convinced it’s a section of the population who were raised by substance abusers and somehow find this as comforting content. As Josh illustrated in earlier streams, the type of child who would sit down with their toys and play in the living room while their dad got drunk and screamed at the TV and rambled about coworkers.

Even killstream at its peak with actual guests, and callers and content was barely better than background noise to close a dive bar's kitchen.

His current fans are such balloon heads that they think him looking only slightly less like a homeless meth junkie the very next stream following drunk disaster stream is "looking much better." Not even demanding so much as an explanation or apology for such terrible behavior.

How rough do his hangers-on look if they think Rackets looks "Much better?"

Newfag checking in, what the fuck happened to this guy? Last time I regularly watched him was around the Depp trial, and while I thought commentating over some tabloid civil case was pretty low effort, at least he had some pride in doing it.

Seriously, what happened between then and now that he looks like a ghoul? He was never really my cup of tea, don't really care about the talmudic legal system, but he seemed pretty affable and normal a dude only about a year and a half ago. How has he morphed into a bizarro world skinny Ethan Ralph?

Copious amounts of booze, dirty MDMA and a diet of ramen and bull seaman.

Is there a Nicole Rekieta arc in the bingo? Because Jesus Fucking Christ, die in a hole Nick. Not in Minecraft, real life.

10 CoachCoins says he'll be calling himself "Any hole Nicole" in a year.

So, I think when the Magichu demon entered Ralph, Ralph entered it, and it's mutated. It's the Guntichu demon now, and now it's self-replicating, no longer bound to a single host.

May Yaahoowaa and the God Bear have mercy on us all.

The worst part of Nick's rise as a "cow" is how unfunny he is. 90% of his highlights are him seething about people who have "wronged" him like any other washout would do. What are listeners, hater or not, supposed to get out of him talking about how not mad he is about a Former-Paypig Chomo Retard calling him gay on a forum?

Nick is just catty and bitchy, at least gunt got animated and hollered. Rackets it too wet-brained to even holler at his perceived enemies.

Nick spent 5 years telling us that other companies hated us and only want us for money. Yet I don't remember funimation or Disney mocking a fans mental health crisis.

Rackets has always been a snake. Honest people don't become lawyers.

The funniest part of this whole thing is he hasn't deleted the train wreck of a stream.

He looks and sounds somehow worse than Mersh having his stroke talking about that female cop. Maybe he had his own "do you understann..." moment with lady rackets?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

wait when did vic bitch out nick?

Rackets made a clarification video where he said vic talked to him the morning after his vic rant.

Yes, the same Catholicism where pedo priests are in violation of their own religious doctrine. You might selflessly refrain from posting until you've matured a bit.

The pedo rapists & their bishop covered up the abuse of children. The fact a denomination is rife with that filth shouldn't be respected. Not saying every denomination is bad. But pedestry is synonymous with the catholic church and its going to take centuries to undo that, which I doubt they will.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Balldo Bet no. 2:
Rekieta won't start streaming until after 11:35 Balldo Time.

Prove me wrong again Rackets, you disingenuous heap of shit. Go 2 for 2.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Baldo is one divorce away from becoming Ethan Ralph's new roommate.

Nick, Ralph, and Wayne Lambright would be the worst reboot of Three's Company ever.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Nick, Ralph, and Wayne Lambright would be the worst reboot of Three's Company ever.

It's off-topic but I thought we already got that with the Tranch.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He did it reddit.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's not just malicious behavior, it's completely pointless. Even some of the most morally bankrupt cows on this site wouldn't do something so sadistic and evil. Rate me MATI or call me an alog or whatever but I seriously hope those bruises on his face were from him getting his shit slapped. What does Balldo even gain from this?

Right, this is fucked up in a number of different dimensions and it's not like he did it for a short time either, he dragged it for a half hour of "content".

The Rage Twig's metamorphosis into the feral ghoul version of the Rage Pig is about complete. This is about the most vile thing I can think of a streamer doing on air that's not actively illegal.

And if Nick still had a functioning brain he might realized a lot of people still had sympathy for him, and being brutally honest PITY for the terrible state he appears to be in. However, when you reveal you are as disgusting on the inside as you have became on the outside, that sympathy is gone.

Remember that the below is what Nick Rekieta looks like on a good day in 2024 according to his own fans.

I'm sorry but after seeing this, the real Nick, can you even IMAGINE how he talks to his wife?! No doubt when he enters nasty drunk mode he recounts every lowest, embarrassing, most humiliating situation she has ever been in, calls her a fat old destroyed cow who nobody else will want probably. No wonder she spends her days drunk and medicated out of her mind.

I did see that and now I have absolutely zero doubt left that the reason she had all that plastic surgery and is starving herself down to skelly levels is because of Nick's emotional abuse. No doubt he is unbelievably cruel and evil to her when he gets drunk like this.

Yes, she looks almost unrecognizable, and not in a good way either. I don't know what the cause(s) is/are but I hope whatever has changed is reversible after the divorce, because she looked completely fine before Nick Rekieta went insane.

I agree with you that a probable driving factor behind this is the alcoholic greasy emaciated bruised balding Balldoman berating her looks and body for years because he became embarrassed to have a smoothskin for a wife.

I made this comparison three weeks ago after the hot tub stream but didn't post it because frankly I felt fucking bad about posting it, but for whatever reason I don't really feel bad anymore.

 

[PhoBingas]

It's off-topic but I thought we already got that with the Tranch.

The tranch was "The Hills Have Dilators"

 

[IslamaGato]

Nick, Ralph, and Wayne Lambright would be the worst reboot of Three's Company ever.

2 men and Gunt. Give Rackets Charlie Sheen's coke habit and it'll be off to the races.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is skinny and I would not have sex with him.

 

[PhoBingas]

2 men and Gunt. Give Rackets Charlie Sheen's coke habit and it'll be off to the races.

Oh fuck no! Rackets would cover his dick in blow and call it a Sheenus.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick is skinny and I would not have sex with him.

You could close your eyes and pretend he's a woman. Since he doesn't eat you won't have to worry about getting shit on your dick.

 

[polar bear]

chat looking lively boys

 

[1 other person]

The pedo rapists & their bishop covered up the abuse of children. The fact a denomination is rife with that filth shouldn't be respected. Not saying every denomination is bad. But pedestry is synonymous with the catholic church and its going to take centuries to undo that, which I doubt they will.

Still doesn't make the case for suicide. Catholic moral teaching is not only based on revelation but also natural law, itself based on classical philosophy. The arguments against suicide are universal and timeless and not even exclusive to a denomination or any religion at all. You must read real publicly available literature. You must post better than this.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Fucking niggers stop talking about how much you hate or don't hate religion. Happens every other week in this thread.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I suspect the difference is Nick probably feels null and john "owe him". Null for the "friendship" they had (and the lawyer recommendation for the tomlinson case) and its clear nick sees himself as the one who saved john.

I doubt it. Nick from four years ago would not explode like he did with Manning because Nick felt he was owed something. We all are not happy with Nick but the amount of people here and in Elisa's comments clutching their pearls because Nick intimated that Manning should've just killed himself is embarrassing. We've all fucking implied or directly told someone to kill themselves. We still don't know what Manning's interactions with Nick were. Too many people are acting like he's some sort of victim without Manning saying a single word. For all we know Manning could've been like a psychotic version of Bill Murry from What About Bob which was my read of the intelligible parts of Nick's rant. That's also Nick drunkenly ranting which is why I asked Manning directly.

 

[Neetorino]

chat looking lively boys

I appreciate that the "Supporter" badges are whales. Zero subtlety Rumble, stay classy and you'll be a viable YouTube Twitch whatever they're going for alternative one day!


I'm also extremely curious how Nick will take his FoG meal today; will it be with a shot of vodka as has been the usual? He's gotta get those meal replacements down somehow!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Still doesn't make the case for suicide. Catholic moral teaching is not only based on revelation but also natural law, itself based on classical philosophy. The arguments against suicide are universal and timeless and not even exclusive to a denomination or any religion at all. You must read real publicly available literature. You must post better than this.

I mean some societies see suicide as a honorable thing. Dude you are a newfag. I've been here for 5 years. You are in no standing telling me to "post better".

Suicide isn't much of a case to be made, if a person doesn't want to live who are we to stop them and continue suffering?

 

[macrodegenerate]

Fucking niggers stop talking about how much you hate or don't hate religion. Happens every other week in this thread.

There's a difference between hating religion, and pointing out the hypocrisy of a supposedly Catholic man. Especially when he suggests that successfully commiting suicide, one of the greatest sins and moral failures in Catholicism is masculine. Even as a joke.