Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Jacques Strap]

Ewen MacIntosh, known for playing big keith on the UK Office died yesterday. He was 50, obese (I would describe his girth as very boogie-like), and often had flushed red cheeks from hypertension.
Food for thought.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Ewen MacIntosh, known for playing big keith on the UK Office died yesterday. He was 50, obese (I would describe his girth as very boogie-like), and often had flushed red cheeks from hypertension.
Food for thought.

And he still looked thinner than Boogie throughout his life, although that might be because he seems to be taller.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

And he still looked thinner than Boogie throughout his life, although that might be because he seems to be taller.

And also funnier and more successful than Boogie. Which has nothing to do with his size, but it's true. Boogie contributes nothing.

Also, on Wings' stream in the last day or so he got asked about Boogie's brother not being on the podcast. He said they were all for it but apparently Keem didn't want Boogie's brother on it. I'm not surprised because it'd turn the entire podcast into his pity party while Tommy and Wings sit there and nod at the dumb shit they bring up.

Wings also talked about other guests he tried to invite on, saying he tried inviting Mike Clum who can't do it for another month, he invited Null but he turned him down, and KingCobra didn't respond back to him. Nothing really to do with Boogie but it's interesting that Wings has the job of getting guests on the show and everyone else has responsibilities while Boogie just has to show up and talk every now and again for an hour.

Stream highlight link since it won't embed properly

 

[xerxes]

And he still looked thinner than Boogie throughout his life, although that might be because he seems to be taller.

Yeah, I think he was around 6'2 and some sources put him circa 266 lbs. Meanwhile, Boogie is what 5'9 (at best) and over 400 lbs.

To put this into perspective I inputted his and boogies weights and heights into a BMI calculator. This dude was just over 30, while boogie clocked in at over 58 lol. The figures won't be super accurate due to the nature of the lardlords constant lying but still...

Maybe it's an omen, this dude died at 50 and was taller and lighter than the subject of this thread. Maybe 2024 will do us a solid and finally snuff out this thread once and for all!

 

[Jacques Strap]

Yeah, I think he was around 6'2 and some sources put him circa 266 lbs. Meanwhile, Boogie is what 5'9 (at best) and over 400 lbs.

To put this into perspective I inputted his and boogies weights and heights into a BMI calculator. This dude was just over 30, while boogie clocked in at over 58 lol. The figures won't be super accurate due to the nature of the lardlords constant lying but still...

Maybe it's an omen, this dude died at 50 and was taller and lighter than the subject of this thread. Maybe 2024 will do us a solid and finally snuff out this thread once and for all!

I never would have imagined the difference was that great, maybe I did him a disservice comparing him to boogie. certainly talent-wise there is no comparison.
The fact he was nowhere near as large as boogie can only be a good sign

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Yeah, I think he was around 6'2 and some sources put him circa 266 lbs. Meanwhile, Boogie is what 5'9 (at best) and over 400 lbs.

I'll be honest, if those measures are true, he did not carry his weight well. I would maybe be a little suspicious of those numbers. That or he just has some really weird weight distribution, but even so.

 

[YaBoi]

Boogie is back on testosterone again!



But for any avid followers of this storyline, it's your standard Boogie plot.

So originally he stopped using it because it gave him fake cancer:



Then he randomly mentions that he's back on testosterone in the lead up to the boxing match:



But then he was apparently in talks about taking it again just after the documentary dropped? Also lol @ his proclamations in this tweet. Just how many times has he started a new diet over the past 4 months??

---

It's been 17 days since Boogie turned over his newest leaf and promised to upload 5-7 times a week with "drama" content. Let's check in to see how that's going for him:



Oh, only 8 videos over the past 17 days. That doesn't quite equate to the minimum "5 videos" which Boogie promised. And the views? Woof.

At a glance, it looks like Boogie gathered the data from this batch of videos and decided that his Xbox video (probably clickbait) was worth emulating. Therefore, he follows up his "RIP Xbox" video with an "RIP Playstation" video. How creative. It's probably clickbait too.

I laughed at this cope after he dropped the Playstation video:



20K is "doing well" these days Boogie? Okay buddy. Oh and there's the confirmation that the video was clickbait. Such a high level of respect you hold for your audience, Boogie.

His second most successful video was that cringe sketch he did with Dezi. Viewers just loved it!



This is pathetic to witness. It's like watching the most well respected athlete in a sport disgrace themselves and continue playing as their performance diminishes season after season. Boogie hasn't been in the starting team since 2017, but he refuses to retire with any dignity.

EDIT: Just noticed this. It's funny as hell and is so on brand for Boogie:



Now it doesn't look like much, but you may notice that one video is missing from that playlist. This one to be exact:



Hahahahahahaha. To Boogie's credit, he did relist this video after he cowardly unlisted it, but it's still funny to see him pretend that the presence of this video doesn't exist. He even numbered the "The World BURNS" episode as Episode #4 even though the Turkey Tom upload is also listed as Episode #4. Anyway, I'd be shocked if he uploads another episode after his the latest one got 12K views.

 

[niggerX]

Just like the cancer is a lie to get pity and upcummies, he's most likely never got off testosterone and keeps tweeting that he's on/off it to milk affirmation from his audience for all the fucked up medical interventions he's doing.

Testosterone being his favorite to mention, because he thinks simultaneously it makes him sound like a Chad for having access to it, and makes people feel sorry that 'muh body can't produce it on muh own'.

Boogie after his 'T' injection:

 

[Marc83]

Only Boogie will run to Twitter to talk about personal, sensitive health information thats no one's business, (or cares about).
Only Boogie will do so just to try and get sympathy and attention (it never ever works).
Only Boogie will list all the things he knows he'll never do just to "be held accountable" (thew out all the junk food and down 14 lbs, remember guys?)
Only Boogie will do nothing that he says he WILL do, but everything he says he DOSEN'T do.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

Only Boogie will run to Twitter to talk about personal, sensitive health information thats no one's business, (or cares about).
Only Boogie will do so just to try and get sympathy and attention (it never ever works).
Only Boogie will list all the things he knows he'll never do just to "be held accountable" (thew out all the junk food and down 14 lbs, remember guys?)
Only Boogie will do nothing that he says he WILL do, but everything he says he DOSEN'T do.

Only boogie will refuse to do any of that stuff when confronted about his cancer because "omg you want to talk about personal sensitive health information that's nobody's business? It's WILD the trolls won't believe my very real cancer. Rofl".

 

[Marc83]

Only boogie will refuse to do any of that stuff when confronted about his cancer because "omg you want to talk about personal sensitive health information that's nobody's business? It's WILD the trolls won't believe my very real cancer. Rofl".

While showing his 'Gunt on Twitch and his bruised ass on Twitter.

 

[sure]

Boogie is back on testosterone again!

why does he think anyone cares about these health updates? he's a fat fuck. nothing has changed. he can pump his body with all sorts of drugs and supplements to his heart's content but he's still a fat fuck and he's not willing to change. testosterone isn't a magic supplement that's going to solve all of his problems, but he'll sure as shit parade around twitter and youtube in the following weeks about how fantastic he feels because he's taking it again. no 50 year old man weighing over 400 lbs feels good. he's just going to continue lying to himself and shoving food down his fat mouth, and the next time someone asks him for a weight loss update, he'll write off any weight gain as the result of "building muscle" from taking testosterone again.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Dezi produces more testosterone than Boogie.

 

[mlanguishi]

God he looks and sounds like shit..

 

[Fredp123488]

I'm just glad he hasn't been given ozempic or something similar. It would be a total waste (Not 100% because he is who he is).

I work for a insurance company and was told by help desk that Ozempic is by far the most asked about medication(meaning is it covered and of course in my country). Fat people should just stop being so lazy and sucking away diabetic medication. Get off your ass and do something. Play drums for fuck sakes or even clean your own house which Fattie2988 has a house nigga for

 

[mlanguishi]

I'm just glad he hasn't been given ozempic or something similar. It would be a total waste (Not 100% because he is who he is).

I work for a insurance company and was told by help desk that Ozempic is by far the most asked about medication(meaning is it covered and of course in my country). Fat people should just stop being so lazy and sucking away diabetic medication. Get off your ass and do something. Play drums for fuck sakes or even clean your own house which Fattie2988 has a house nigga for

There's always some magic weight loss pill, usually turns out to be worse than the problem. Like Phen-phen. I imagine screwing with your insulin and endocrine system like this won't come back and bite everyone in the ass... I've irl known some people that died from WLS surgery like boogie got after 10 years of fungus infections.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

I can't think of a bigger 'Fuck You' birthday present than a friend commissioning a cameo from Boogie.

 

[Marc83]

God he looks and sounds like shit..

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God you're right, he looks like shit the entire video. You can tell he's just faking it the whole time cause his facial expression has that blank forced feeling the whole time he's talking, and at the end he kinda doesn't know what to say and just fires off all his ending sentences at once. His face is beat red too.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

God he looks and sounds like shit..

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We're well above 400lbs, boys!

 

[Barbarella]

His poor little child bangslave. How can she possibly stand it? She must hate herself to punish herself with Boogie. How do you raise a girl with zero self-esteem? I’m guessing her story might be one of real abuse.