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[Faceless Whore]

I channeled the rest of my anger into loudly inquiring “ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD?”
Thus, ended my sexual foray into Poonerworld.

I'm mostly shocked you found one with a working vag. I've heard the T turns the V into rancid beef jerky.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Wow I never knew even woman could get roid rage, I always assumed that was cuz men already have enough T in their bodies so when they add more it caused the roid rage. Honestly never really thought about it much until I started noticing all the pooners with roid rage.

You just need a bunch of testosterone. A man already has a lot, so it takes more to kick in, but a woman? Who naturally has lower amounts already? And is juicing at levels that would make Lance Armstrong say “whoa, hold up!”?

Perfect setup for it.

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

She has been raised a tomboy and given freedom, and is naturally masucline; whereas I am not naturally masculine and am havig to work and try really really hard to unlearn all the femininity I've been taught.

What the fuck are you? A naturally effeminate man trapped in a woman's body? That's called being a woman, jackass!

 

[ApeBass]

I'm mostly shocked you found one with a working vag. I've heard the T turns the V into rancid beef jerky.

I assumed the vag wasn't working, hence the bleeding. Testosterone thins the walls of the vagina and increases risk of atrophic vaginitis.

 

[Big Cat]

The victim complex is strong with this one. Makes it seem like she is in Vietnam dodging bullets on her way back to base. Just reading the bottom I would say she is more a danger to herself.

I had to read this so now you do too. Basically he admits he can't please his partner

 

[Twilight Twill*^]

It's a recipe for unbridled disaster, since now you've got the aggression of a man combined with the petty spitefulness of a woman. The results are a human time bomb just waiting to go off.

The recent burgerland school shootings are the aftermath of these Frankenstein experiments.

 

[Kumquat]

The recent burgerland school shootings are the aftermath of these Frankenstein experiments.

It's so wild to me. You've got these people, who are already mentally unstable, on a chemical cocktail of synthetic hormones and psychoactive drugs, exhibiting the absolute worst behaviors of both sexes, and to top it all off they're being constantly force-fed an endless stream of articles and blog posts about how there's a trans genocide, the evil right-wingers want to put them all in camps, they're being marked for death, society hates them, and how they need to "rise up" and "take action."

Yeah, we're going to see a lot more tranny violence in the coming years. I'm counting on it.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

It turns out that there's more of that orgy callout that I posted earlier:

 

[Stan]

I think she meant social "cues". As in unspoken gestures/signals or hints.

She's quietly admitting she doesn't know anything about male locker room culture and doesn't know how to read the behaviors of the other men when she's in one. (Shocking!) Especially when some half naked guy crowds her "personal space" when she's just getting her stuff out of her locker. (Sounds like someone is fucking with her there, for the lulz. Or maybe even giving her a true social cue that she's not receiving properly. Like GTFO, Lil Pooner.)

Our Dood here is seeking cultural etiquette tips from other locker room gate crashing pooners so she doesn't feel even more self conscious and uncomfortable than she already does. All those old man dicks and personal space invaders are "different" from her usual experiences in men's bathrooms.

To be fair it is my understanding that the men’s locker rooms at the gym are haunted by absolutely depraved faggots who want to fuck in the steam room. That’s what my beloved massage therapist said, that he would get passes from gays all the time, and that another branch of the gym had been sued because a member complained a clique of gay members took over the steam room on Friday afternoons for anonymous steam sex. My MT also said that he wouldn’t be comfortable giving 15-minute chair massages in the men’s locker room (this was a promo that his GM thought up) because it would be like chumming shark-infested waters.

The “leaving her, my 2 month old baby” lunacy makes me want to demand Jersh give us a heartbreak sticker.

Like, I can’t even fathom how I’d feel if my husband decided that a fetish is worth more than a family. I don’t know. Men leave all the time for various reasons, hence the whole single mother thing, but I’d rather be lied to. I’d rather have the “going out for cigarettes” excuse than this.

How dare this man post about his absolute degeneracy and be supported.

Hat me, yes, but I donated almost a thousand dollars which is almost as mad as reading all this. How do we go on without falling into absolute despair?

Sorry, I’ve been drinking

Is this rage bait? Is it a Poe? Because this contains so many damming details about the writer I find it hard to believe someone could write that earnestly, read back what they wrote, and not see that they are the problem.

Planning to come out for a very long time.
Has 2 month old baby.
Absolutely vile behaviour.

I hate troons. They need to all Darwin Award themselves and not drag any normal people into their orbit.

. Furries aren't going to schools demanding that children be taught to make a fursona, or trying to introduce kids to furry porn, or demanding the government subsidize their fursuits, or demanding that all of us treat them as the animals they pretend to be.

Yet

Imagine you’re in a bathroom with a trans ‘woman’. Outside, a group of mentally ill freaks is waiting. If you show the least bit of discomfort or objection to a man in a skirt invading your space at any time, he can give the signal and they’ll come running in, phones up and cameras rolling.

Both of you are aware he is a man, with a dick, and can use it at any time. Even if he has no intention of openly masturbating or raping you, do you think any woman or girl in this scenario would feel safe with the trans ‘woman’ in the bathroom, knowing at any time he could?

If you respectfully asked him to leave, would he?

If you got into a disagreement with him, maybe you’ve been sexually assaulted in the past, maybe you noticed he had his eye on a young girl that just entered the stall, maybe your intuition says this man is dangerous, how tempted would you be to lose your shit and push that sick bastard out?

After all, it’s not your fault he’s forcing his fetish on the world.

It’s not like you did anything to deserve this uncomfortable situation.

You never asked to be labeled horrible things for not wanting to piss around a man with a visible erection under his dress.

So how can you be transphobic?

I was thinking I’d just punch him, that worked great for keeping the Lector’s guild boss out of the acolytes’ vesting room.

 

[SpiderBitch]

It's almost as if men and women are different, with different bodies even chopping parts out or scooping them out doesnt change anything. No pill will magically transform you into the other. You never passed tard.

Pooners go from looking like eternally 14 year old boys straight to menopausal 50 year old women with short old lady haircuts who stopped caring about their appearance due to less time, energy and insecurities that come with aging except with some terrible facial hair glued on.

Especially when chubby/fat and short, you just look like a middle aged woman who has to dress in baggy clothes with short hair because shes too chronically ill for anything else.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I assumed the vag wasn't working, hence the bleeding. Testosterone thins the walls of the vagina and increases risk of atrophic vaginitis.

You should get here a out of order sign for her crotch, maybe you can trigger the roid rage!

It turns out that there's more of that orgy callout that I posted earlier:

WDF is emotional labor lol sounds like something you'd hear in child birth prep classes. And this is pretty petty that he's calling someone out for stealing your orgy idea and message for the invite. He claims he's a play write wonder if he's wrote anything on broadway or whatever

 

[Rick The Stick]

For one, the general rule of any men's locker room or bathroom isn't to keep your head down. It's eyes forward. If you're looking down, especially in a locker room, you're gonna see someone's cock.

Another thing is that some weird dude getting up in your space with his cock out just happens. Most dudes don't bother with the change room, other than to stash their bag if they don't feel like carrying it from station to station, precisely because they don't want someone to prop a leg up on the bench with their cock and balls hanging 8" from their face while tying their shoes.

A lot of dudes don't really have an actual concept of "personal space" and have no issue getting up in your business, which is why TiMs are so comfortable getting their cocks out in the lady's room and getting in a woman's personal space. Could be they just don't care. Maybe it's posturing trying to make you uncomfortable or to see how much of a bitch you are etc. Either way you either just deal with it or tell them to back the fuck up, like a man. After all, that's what you are right? You've been a man "socially" for 7 years so you should know how the game goes by this point.

I also love how every troon does this retarded percentage game. Ignoring the fact none of them ever pass, they sure as hell don't pass some arbitrary percentage of the time. Be like me claiming that 85% of the time I'm 5'10 but the other 15% I pass as 6'3.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Be like me claiming that 85% of the time I'm 5'10 but the other 15% I pass as 6'3.

I wonder if there's a chart with a percentage breakdown on passing, I always wondered how they pass 33.333% of the time on Mondays and 55% on Wednesdays. And do pooners use the same percents as troons? Or do pooners think men can grow a few inches and lose a few inches in a week and I mean vertically not horizontally lol.

The “leaving her, my 2 month old baby” lunacy makes me want to demand Jersh give us a heartbreak sticker.

I'm starting to think all troons are narcissists, everyone one has to be the center of the universe. I don't know how many lost wife and month-old baby cuz of troonery posts I've seen but it's one of the most popular topics to write about, was it shitty parents on the troons parents' fault or is it just narcissism? It always seems to be MTFs that write those too, I cant remember any pooners leaving their husband and child to troon out so maybe it just goes with whatever causes men to troon out

 

[Rick The Stick]

I wonder if there's a chart with a percentage breakdown on passing, I always wondered how they pass 33.333% of the time on Mondays and 55% on Wednesdays. And do pooners use the same percents as troons? Or do pooners think men can grow a few inches and lose a few inches in a week and I mean vertically not horizontally lol.

The amount of pooners who seem to think pinning their asses with Test will actually make them taller leads me to believe that yes, these silly girls do think that. At least to as far as growing. Doubtful on the shrinking but you can never know with these loons. After all, TiMs think the hormones they use makes their feet smaller and makes them shorter so

 

[Susanna]

makes them shorter

I actually believe that one.

Just look at that mighty troon hunch! He's clearly lost at least three centimetres!

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

The amount of pooners who seem to think pinning their asses with Test will actually make them taller leads me to believe that yes, these silly girls do think that. At least to as far as growing. Doubtful on the shrinking but you can never know with these loons. After all, TiMs think the hormones they use makes their feet smaller and makes them shorter so

I wish we could see real shrink diagnosed on some pooners, they seem to be the craziest of all the troons, I find it weird almost all male troons are the same, the pooners are to damn crazy to be the same. like this one

Another thing that makes men cry: trying on pants.

No buying pants or trying on pants don't make men cry unless they zip their cock in the zipper. I think I'd cry if I did that.

But yea, who knows what this ditzy broads think about growing a inch cuz of roids then shrinking cuz they stopped maybe. I wonder if they know taking roids and not working out just makes you a fat ass? Or if you know roids and BPD is a horrible combo.

I actually believe that one.
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Just look at that mighty troon hunch! He's clearly lost at least three centimetres!

Maybe this explains it, if your a hunchback sure I can see you maybe walking straighter one day and being 2-3 inches taller. Is this one pregnant or just a fat ass 0.0 And damn she already got a mans flat ass, maybe she is better off pretending to be a man

 

[stupid frog]

Guys I need to drop you this L'from the LoTT thread, if it is a repost, I'll delete.

Apparently some pooner sent chaiya a death threat and then cried to reddit for legal advice. She apparently deleted because nobody told her what she wanted to hear.

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This one here seems to be a lesson most of these deranged people never leanred

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Oh, that’s a good one. Here she is, and all chaiya did was post a screenshot and a selfie. Nothing happened to this pooner. They want to act like a victim so badly while also being a bully.
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They don’t want to take that advice because they love to feel like victims. It fuels their self righteous indignation and narcissism.

Someone did a little more sleuthing (how true it is remains to be seen, so take it with a grain of salt ):

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[Susanna]

Maybe this explains it, if your a hunchback sure I can see you maybe walking straighter one day and being 2-3 inches taller. Is this one pregnant or just a fat ass 0.0 And damn she already got a mans flat ass, maybe she is better off pretending to be a man

That's Keffals.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Guys I need to drop you this L'from the LoTT thread, if it is a repost, I'll delete.

lmfao, she sent dude a death threat but wants to sue him for posting her message to him roflmao, I guess she didn't say I'm gonna kill you in the message just I hope you have a bad death so not sure its really a death threat but still. Normally a death threat is a legal offense but posting your dox isn't.
The guy she sent the message to didn't even dox her he just posted the DM to his X right? It seems like he did her a favor and got her the attention she wanted to me

That's Keffals.

lmfao I've never seen Keffals other then what they stream, man you'd think bathtub HRT and a 100k coke and xanny habit would make you a fine young woman

 

[AfghanBlue]

Furthermore, for as silly as furries might be, most of them at least have the self-awareness to know it's all pretend and make-believe. They dress up in their silly suits and go to conventions and do weird furry shit, but they know it's all pretend. They don't actually believe they're animals. They know it's all a game. It's pretend. It's make-believe.

Interesting point about the furries - it also tracks because we've seen what happened when furries feel emboldened, when they are in large groups at conferences.
They act the gross cunts, deliberately doing degenerate shit, very openly, on front of normies, and getting off on it.
They only dare do this when they are being catered to, feel strength in numbers, and protected by the pandering event.
Aka, the way troons feel in the rest of society in general, or at least, as its legislated. They want to Karen up the corporate ladder or get the police / managers involved, because they know that's where their strength is.

So yeah. Groups of peeves should not be pandered to in any way. For the microcosmic example to the macro of troons in public life-see Rainfurrest, etc. See any furry con where they are jizzing on the back of your business suit in an elevator in some hell hotel.