Study finds penis length negatively correlated to IQ - Big dick energy apparently small brain energy, claims study

https://assets.researchsquare.com/files/rs-3816362/v1/55c40b4a-8a44-42a8-b2a1-fdf070024d26.pdf

[Editorial note: Haven't seen this written up in news yet, but this is easily the most A&N worthy study ever.]

Two Chinese academics from the Central University of Finance and Economics have authored a paper claiming to demonstrate a negative correlation between flaccid penis size and IQ.

There is a notable racial variation in both adult IQ and penile length. In terms of IQ, the ranking is as follows: Mongoloids > Caucasoids > Mixed Ethnicity > Amerindians > Negroids. This order inversely correlates with penile length, with Mongoloids exhibiting the shortest length but the highest IQ, and Negroids having longer lengths but the lowest IQ.

The paper rewards reading despite its short length. (Yes, that was deliberate.)

The authors rejoice in the names of Cuntong Wang and Yihe Wangding. There is a significant journal and publication trail for Cuntong Wang, suggesting this is possibly a real person. Who writes about penises.

tl;dr CHINA NUMMA WAN SMOL PEE PEE BIG BRAIN, say Chinese dudes

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Two Chinese academics from the Central University of Finance and Economics

You see, gweilo, sirry amelican weinel is why you so infeliol. China penis supeliol.

Preaze fuck us again, cninese women.

 

[derpherp2]

Actually this gave me an idea for a study. The Correlation Between IQ and the Propensity to Lie. Not how believable it is, iirc that was already done. But how often they would lie.

How study tho.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Two Chinese academics

This is pretty clearly a case of the researchers having a conflict of interest.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Why are most poos except the brahmin retarded then?

 

[Pruto]

I have 9000 gorillion IQ and a 13 foot long cock, keep seething chinese dorks.

 

[Dick Mason]

The Chinese are going to start popping out penis length studies the same way jews do with foreskinning. My tiny flayed penis is better, science says so! It is the Chosen penis.

 

[The Connected Nose]

The Chinese are going to start popping out penis length studies the same way jews do with foreskinning. My tiny flayed penis is better, science says so! It is the Chosen penis.

"You're just upset because I have the ideal penis."

 

[Shidoen]

Obviously this is just some Jewish Trickery to increase their Self-Confidence.

 

[Rick The Stick]

The only people who care this much about cock are faggots and insecure dicklets

 

[Dick Mason]

"You're just upset because I have the ideal penis."

My penis is small, but like a Tetris, it completes you. Or at least breaks you in a way that let's me advance my goals.

 

[Godchu]

Negroids having longer lengths but the lowest IQ.

Well are they wrong?

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

White man wins again. Chinks have resorted to, "muh dick" as their cope.

 

[Shroom King]

Why are Chinese economists measuring dick length?

 

[Malicious Internet Entity]

This is empirically false, I am fucking retarded and my lawyer has advised me not to finish this sentence

 

[Coldgrip]

I'd be offended by this article, if I understood it.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

The logic makes sense. If you have a wee wang, you have to be pretty smart to get a woman to breed with you .

the only groups of people who care about penis size are gay guys and obstensibly straight black guys

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Asians swiping at the blacks I see.

 

[CircuSphere]

If your weeny is big and dangly it gets frost bite when winter comes, it's winter that makes people smart. Winter is putting selection pressure on your brain and your dong.

 

[dick brain]

First it's positively correlated with infidelity, now it's negatively correlated with IQ. I don't feel so good bros.

 

[SIMIΔN]

Isn't China the country that only tests the IQs of its elite highschools in its wealthiest areas?