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If you've spent any time on the internet, you've no doubt interacted with that person on the internet before- you know, the pretentious hipster who fucking loves the EU and is allergic to the suggestion that America is good? This is a thread for making fun of these dumb-ass Europhiles who virtue signal that America is a backwards country and its so much better in the EU or a UK Commonwealth country.
So you've encountered this pretentious kind of person who's decided to make their entire personality an anti-American contrarian. For some reason, whatever typical Americans do, these soy infused WEF supporters make it their life's goal to do the opposite. If normal American's drive trucks, they'll abandon driving and only ride their bike. If normal American's vote one way they'll try to virtue signal how much better they are... by voting the other way in their local elections.
So what is this one-sided obsession called? Merriam-Webster defines this as Americanophobia (archive)
That's not to say Americanophobia is exclusively European, far from it! You'll find the worst offenders are actually American themselves! They dream of being one day whisked away to Europe, a magical Never Never land were nothing goes wrong.




source: (1, 2, 3, 4), archive: [A1, A2, A3, A4]
Europhiles love to complain about any and all things American. This includes, but is not limited to:
Those with Europhiles hate American football with a passion, just because of it's name.

(source, archive)
The only thing worse? Americans misgender their beloved Football by calling it "Soccer".
(source)
They also don't understand a variety of other American sports.

(source, archive)
The Europhillic American doesn't like them sports either
(source)

(source, archive)
Those with Americanophobia are obsessed with American politics. The solution to all problems in America? Just be like Canada!
They are not fans of the 1st amendment

source: (1, 2, 3) , archive: [A1, A2]
Or the 2nd




source: (1, 2, 3, 4), archive: [A1, A2, A3, A4]
Or US Abortion Laws



source: (1, 2, 3), archive: [A1, A2, A3]
And endless other topics, such as US support of Israel, Trump, and 1st Past the Post elections.
Man do those British and Canadians hate their NHS. The doctors are paid too little, you'll be stuck waiting for months for a basic operation, and in Canada, they'll suggest death as a treatment. [A1, A2, A3]
But thank science, at least we don't have the same private healthcare system as those Americans!

(source, archive)

(source, archive)

(source, archive)
Europhilic Americans who support socialized healthcare will try to virtue signal by lying about how the American healthcare system works and what they actually end up paying.



source: (1, 2, 3), archive:[A1, A2, A3]
As we all know, America is the most racist country on Earth and the Eurozone is much better -- #BLM







source: (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7), archive: [A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, A6, A7]
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....Until you mention Gypsies or ask if a Spaniard is white






source: (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6), archive: [A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, A6]
A related branch of Europhiles are Urbanists who don't understand why America doesn't have high speed rail. They also want to outlaw cars and force everyone to ride a bike to work. They praise EUROPA as the land of walk-able cities and public transportation.



Europhiles can't stand that America doesn't use the metric system, and refuse to adopt it. They typically incorrectly believe America uses "imperial" units like the Britts and misuse unit. The US however has always used US customary units (history lesson), which don't include most of these units (differences).




source: (1, 2, 3, 4), archive: (A1, A2, A3, A4)
The people have spoken Null
This is a thread to make fun of Europhilic Americans who have dreams of a cotton candy and rainbow Europe.
This is also a thread for self Europeans who try to get the attention of these love-struck Americans through song and dance virtue signals.
Gather 'round and watch these people try and cope at America's cultural success while getting incredibly mad at it.
So what is this one-sided obsession called? Merriam-Webster defines this as Americanophobia (archive)
They mainly consist of these peopleAmericanophobia - the hatred of the U.S. or American Culture
Europhiles - People who heck'n love the EU, everything related to it, and would have underage sex with it if they physically could.
That's not to say Americanophobia is exclusively European, far from it! You'll find the worst offenders are actually American themselves! They dream of being one day whisked away to Europe, a magical Never Never land were nothing goes wrong.
Only two people hate America, those who have never been there, and those who have never left
- Ancient Chinese Proverb
That's right, plenty of these clueless American's don't know jack shit about Europe, but that won't stop them from saying "we should be more like Europe!" They're either weebs, but for Europe, or just dislike America that much.I'm moving to Canada
- Virtue signaling American after a presidential election




source: (1, 2, 3, 4), archive: [A1, A2, A3, A4]
Europhiles love to complain about any and all things American. This includes, but is not limited to:
American Sports
Those with Europhiles hate American football with a passion, just because of it's name.

(source, archive)
The only thing worse? Americans misgender their beloved Football by calling it "Soccer".
(source)
They also don't understand a variety of other American sports.

(source, archive)
The Europhillic American doesn't like them sports either
(source)

(source, archive)
American Politics
Those with Americanophobia are obsessed with American politics. The solution to all problems in America? Just be like Canada!
They are not fans of the 1st amendment


source: (1, 2, 3) , archive: [A1, A2]
Or the 2nd




source: (1, 2, 3, 4), archive: [A1, A2, A3, A4]
Or US Abortion Laws



source: (1, 2, 3), archive: [A1, A2, A3]
And endless other topics, such as US support of Israel, Trump, and 1st Past the Post elections.
American Healthcare
Man do those British and Canadians hate their NHS. The doctors are paid too little, you'll be stuck waiting for months for a basic operation, and in Canada, they'll suggest death as a treatment. [A1, A2, A3]
But thank science, at least we don't have the same private healthcare system as those Americans!

(source, archive)

(source, archive)

(source, archive)
Europhilic Americans who support socialized healthcare will try to virtue signal by lying about how the American healthcare system works and what they actually end up paying.



source: (1, 2, 3), archive:[A1, A2, A3]
American Race Relations
As we all know, America is the most racist country on Earth and the Eurozone is much better -- #BLM







source: (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7), archive: [A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, A6, A7]
(source)
....Until you mention Gypsies or ask if a Spaniard is white






source: (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6), archive: [A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, A6]
American Public Transportation and MURDEROUS KILLER TRUCKS
[Post in the dedicated Urbanest thread!]
[Post in the dedicated Urbanest thread!]

A related branch of Europhiles are Urbanists who don't understand why America doesn't have high speed rail. They also want to outlaw cars and force everyone to ride a bike to work. They praise EUROPA as the land of walk-able cities and public transportation.



Americans NOT using the Metric System
Europhiles can't stand that America doesn't use the metric system, and refuse to adopt it. They typically incorrectly believe America uses "imperial" units like the Britts and misuse unit. The US however has always used US customary units (history lesson), which don't include most of these units (differences).




source: (1, 2, 3, 4), archive: (A1, A2, A3, A4)
The people have spoken Null
This is a thread to make fun of Europhilic Americans who have dreams of a cotton candy and rainbow Europe.
This is also a thread for self Europeans who try to get the attention of these love-struck Americans through song and dance virtue signals.
Gather 'round and watch these people try and cope at America's cultural success while getting incredibly mad at it.
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