Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kosher Salt]

I personally lean toward Jr, but that's mostly because in my own headcanon he's just tech savvy enough to fire up the same VPN he uses to torrent movies and spend ten bucks or whatever it is to get one of those shitty online "people search" things and copy-and-paste that into Protonmail (lol he didn't even bother to edit out "Phone Number:unavailable").

Either way, it's extortion, and if I was August I'd get the feds involved.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I don't see it being Jr either, that drivel about race mixing is too explicitly /pol/ and the Scalfani clan's racism had much more of a white trash streak to it. Jr's "tough guy image" would've also made a potential threat email a lot more physical than that.

I'm voting for Team Gayop here.

 

[Bassomatic]

After some thought and reading y'all posting, I have changed my mind. I fully think this was a third party a log faggot. This in no way reduces the scum baggary of Jack "swallowing is keto" Jr "just touch it it'll be a gamer prank" or August " I deserve the cancer I post".

I don't doubt August is low enough to do anything for attention he's just another brain dead zoomie faggot trying to avoid the real world (sounds like fellow homosexual and fatso gucchicoomer) but the lazy dox, the racism for no reason that's the big key to me it's a fake a log.

While we know Jack the Arab hates the niggos and wants to nuke his fellow middle eastern relatives because murder church said so. He doesn't tend to go on rants if anything he plays his inclusive shit to look like the nicest guy on YT (TM).

So even in a stroke filled rage plus I legit forgot DCMA strikes are his forte it doesn't seem like him or jr.

Since I had some doubts I read back about his flaccid penis rubbing friend Paul. Yes Paul definitely acts like the navy seals copy pasta with some PI experience. Paul also is a lot more openly bigoted. Still it's so forced, this is not how bigots talk esp to someone as clearly a virgin (towards girls at least) as August. That dude could nut in eva braun and his kids would be failures from his low t and awful genes even if white.

No real racist would want some fail baby. It just to me seems to be some rando stirring drama and I think the race angle is because Augusts audience is all 14 and racism is a big no no to their little tik Tok warped and raised minds.

So Jack looks bad August looks a victim and drama clicks.

Tldr; despite being in a rather pilled up post surgery haze I respectfully change my view that it was August himself, but one of his fans trying to stir shit up and victimized August.

Lastly, I'm probably the worst Christian ever having spend more time in synogogs (and that's crazy low hourage) than churches but despite that the Bible thing is weird. I'm friends with my Minister and asked him since he has been very kind to visit the guy who only shows up for the Christmas music and helps raise money for the food pantry. He has never heard of it and was mentioned before, seems to reek idolatry. The book will never been read in a wall and it's a man made copy of God's words. To him (Lutheran) it's as disrespectful as tearing up a Bible. The book holds no power it's paper Jack is also quite close to witchcraft or Crowley esque Magiks.

Fwiw my Ministy doesn't have a star bux, laser light show or murder charges so I don't much have faith in his brand of Christianity lol.

Last last message, as I mentioned and not to pity fish I just got worked on. I have some diet rules and I have no draw to eat like anything. It really shows you how insanely gluttonous Jack is as he sat around all day pigging out in rehabs, he's applying the alcoholic "no hang over if I never sober up" to his gut. Fat faggot.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I don’t think it’s anyone in the Scalfatty clan, mostly because it’s too intelligible. Jr with his wigger speak, Jack with his text to speech OBJ’s and Tammy with her robotic language (we’re here for tonight’s movie, hope it’s a good one!) — you’d be able to pick these up a mile away.

Paul? Eh. Maybe, sounds like he hasn’t really had the time of day to give Jack lately besides that F as in Frank he’s completely disappeared from the Scalfaniverse.

How many die hard fans does Jack really have left these days though. He’s pretty much run off his “friends” with his freezing cold takes on food, politics, EVs, you name it. #NGA

Who does that leave? A logs and trolls unrelated to the family. August himself? Maybe?

I will mention this, when you do a counter notification on YouTube, you are required to put in your full name and address. In theory anyone that Jack struck, he could dox, but he hasn’t. If it was someone as rage-filled as Ethan Ralph, that had that info I could see it happening more. But this is barely 75 point IQ Jack who had to look up what a dox was and probably still doesn’t understand fully what it means.

It feels weird defending Jack, but in this case I am.

Release the non-redacted email so we can have a better idea of what was said.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The most irritating thing about August the Cuck is when he's criticizing Jack's cooking, he has some infallible sense for mocking one of the very rare things that Jack actually did right.

Yeah I remember in one of his videos he criticized Fatty for something and he got dogpiled in the comments saying that he actually did that correctly or it wasn't weird.

Just shows that August has no idea what he's talking about and is only punching down.

Jack is far, far too stupid and apathetic to do anything more to an enemy than whine about them in a post or strike their videos. Junior is too stupid and apathetic to do anything more than make an account here and call people faggots before being swiftly mocked and rage-quitting.

This is why I think it's his boyfriend Paul. The guy larps as a PI so I'm figuring he's the one that sent the dox.

He has never heard of it and was mentioned before, seems to reek idolatry. The book will never been read in a wall and it's a man made copy of God's words.

I knew I wasn't alone when I said it was dangerously close to idolatry.

 

[p1138]

It feels weird defending Jack, but in this case I am.

That's what I was implying about my post where I mentioned how this is great content for August. It's too convenient right after going back to Fatty once his views dropped off that THIS is the thing that manages to enrage the scalfani family so much while simultaneously managing to get him more clicks like he clearly wanted. Between the two recent videos about Fatty being a scumbag, and this low effort shit, he's gotten himself 800k views and climbing to put him right back at a million views or more per video he was getting from Fatty content a year ago before that Brian Tsao guy started doing more professional videos on Fatty's shitty food.

Fatty is a retard, and this threat letter thing is retarded, but I prefer attributing things to the correct retard.

 

[Flonominal88]

It’s not even that hard to find his info but I doubt Jack would know how to find it

 

[ZipDisk]

Paul tends to be a threat to small women.

I don't think August reads his comments unless he is fishing for content. Unsurprising he is a "mail me the check" landlord, it fits his attitude to a T.

 

[semitooth]

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

30 minutes after posting and Jack is already getting dogpiled in the comments. I sense an angy storm on the horizon.

Anyway, the recipe is shit. Milk and dairy have a ton of lactose, which is a shurger, so it's not even carnivore.

 

[ZipDisk]

He's just going to shut off comments, he doesn't have the fortitude to stand up to the activists.

 

[rubytintedchix]

He's just going to shut off comments, he doesn't have the fortitude to stand up to the activists.

100% this. He’s too thin skinned and we’ll be back to a milk drought. Thanks August, you stupid fucking zoomer.

Edit: he managed to make bread that looks like Arby’s meat flaps.

Is FUPA bread carnivore?

 

[p1138]

Dried egg white powder? wtf, they buy eggs.. they have eggs but he ordered egg white powder online for some fucking reason?
Fatty is too dumb to understand what is actually sugar, so consuming tons of dairy isn't surprising. Afterall, he doesn't have granulated table SHUGUR in it, so it's not SHUGUR according to Fatty.
I was right, this is just a shitty meringue.
Fatty has pre-measured out his yogurt, so we can't see the container this time to see that it's some turbo sweetened vanilla or whatever flavored bullshit like the last time he fucked up using "plain greek yogurt".

He put "extra" in the measuring cup for the yogurt because he's a retard that can't use a spatula so he's just going to waste half of it down the sink.
Brags about this being "two ingredients" on FB(I'm not going to be pedantic about the water), proceeds to have Tammy dump a bunch of cinnamon in. I think this just proves he doesn't think of spices/seasoning/etc. as food and that's why he doesn't consider how much candied meat he eats covered in sugar based rubs.
"I don't know what to call this, it's carnivore friendly, like a cloud bread" ... it's a fucking meringue you retard.
Jesus christ, 3 hands on screen to slice a loaf of "bread"
"smells like bread" this man has no idea what the fuck bread is, and his sense of smell has to be completely shot. Lets not forget he refers to burger buns as "breading". There is no fucking way that egg whites whipped with yogurt smells any damned thing like bread.
"YU MO WHAT IT MINDS ME OF FENCH TOTES" talking with his mouth full like a retard. "IS GUD THO" "WITH SUM BUDR THIS WU BE AMAZIN"

No, this mushbrained retard did not dox august.

 

[AnOminous]

Bread: flour, water, yeast, salt.

Fuck your carnivore bullshit. That is one of the basic human foods. This food is how civilization started.

 

[Reverend]

Bread: flour, water, yeast, salt.

Fuck your carnivore bullshit. That is one of the basic human foods. This food is how civilization started.

There's a german woman i follow on youtube who bakes the most amazing bread with barely more than that and it turns out 1000x better with a nice crust and you can hear the crunch. This bread looks like it came out of the Dumpster of a Wonder bread bakery.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bread: flour, water, yeast, salt.

Fuck your carnivore bullshit. That is one of the basic human foods. This food is how civilization started.

Nobody tell him about meat flour.

 

[AnOminous]

There's a german woman i follow on youtube who bakes the most amazing bread with barely more than that and it turns out 1000x better with a nice crust and you can hear the crunch. This bread looks like it came out of the Dumpster of a Wonder bread bakery.

I can't even imagine eating that horrific shit Jack made. Make actual bread you fucking weirdo.

 

[Soggy stone fruit]

To the left: Jack one month ago
To the right: Jack in his latest vid.

I might switch to Carnivore after seeing these results. Bowling ball looking ass.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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To the left: Jack one month ago
To the right: Jack in his latest vid.

I might switch to Carnivore after seeing these results. Bowling ball looking ass.

He got the meat sweats. I swear his heart is going to give out soon. Just look at him; he looks out of breath just standing now

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I will say the doxxing drama is proof of how people can easily believe shit at face value especially since August and his audience are equally retarded for falling for it. I also hate to be one of those people but August is proof that you should be responsible and fact check the shit you post before posting it to millions of people. Since everyone in his audience instantly believes the doxxing allegations cause their favorite youtuber is a victim.