Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Wait, so Nose actually drowned a skunk in a wire trap? I'm surprised this hasn't been talked about more. I know skunks are often considered vermin but just the thought of throwing any caged animal into a lake to drown gives me an anxious feeling.

Yeah, he described how joyful it was to see the thing's little paws twiddling as the air is snuffed out of it. It was legitimate psychopath shit. If one must kill these critters, just a fatal shot to the head will do, reveling in its suffering is sickening. Dogs sometimes like to chase those things and get sprayed, it's just a part of nature, that's really it. Unlike rabbits and the Bri*ish, they're a net positive.

Someone can go find the clips. It turns out he's also killed snapping turtles (for what?) and raccoons.

but that Ralph didn't follow up right away because of his relapse.

I had to read twice just to see you typed "relapse" not "prolapse".
Thanks, Balldo.
Your homosexuality is contagious.

 

[The Snail]

Sent Dick lickeita a super chat for the first time. The John rant was obviously about @Null so I wanted to see his response to being called out on it. Sorry if the video isn't posted properly, I'm on mobile at the moment. Rekieta is clearly at the end of his rope, he is so fucking creepy now

Is it really worth giving money to this faggot, just to stick it to him for a good few seconds? This goes with pretty much everyone sending him scolding super chats now.

 

[Fannybaws]

I’m not even sure Rekieta, no matter how contemptible he is at the moment deserves that end.

Oh agreed, I don’t wish it on him or anybody, having worked with that population and seen the effects on the families. His family don’t deserve that nor the daemon they’re living with now.

It’s just so weird guis that the man is devoid now of shame, theoretically an evolutionary asset. Shame helps moderate our behaviour to avoid getting tossed out by the tribe and potentially eaten by predators.

In light of the animal abuse, I do however hope he gets eaten and shat out by a posse of a million raccoons. Contemptible prick.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

I think Homer would be jealous of the exceptional modern Greek tragedy that is Nick’s life. A man who had everything handed to him, a man who achieved monumental success and fame, a man who was respected and praised, and he ruined it in a year. He brought his empire down, he destroyed his image, he drank himself sick, he cucked himself, and went from laughing at others to being mocked and scorned. He became hated and despised, he sucks the dicks of pedos and grifters, he licks bottles and he wears balldos.

If you wrote a book about him, it would surpass Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, Oedipus by Sophocles, and Prometheus Bound. Nothing would come close to the sheer awe that was the downfall of Nicholas Robert Rekieta.

I genuinely can’t wait to watch how much further he sinks into misery. You truly cannot write this.

It's positively Biblical. Consider the story of King Nebuchadnezzar in the book of Daniel - a man who rises to the top of the world, becomes arrogant and prideful of his success, and is brought low and cursed to live like a mad beast until he is sufficiently humbled to look up from the gutter of his humiliations and see just how lowly he is in the grand scheme of all of Creation. The only question is whether or not Rackets will wake up and see how far he's fallen before he drinks himself to death.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Yeah, he described how joyful it was to see the thing's little paws twiddling as the air is snuffed out of it. It was legitimate psychopath shit. If one must kill these critters, just a fatal shot to the head will do, reveling in its suffering is sickening. Dogs sometimes like to chase those things and get sprayed, it's just a part of nature, that's really it. Unlike rabbits and the Bri*ish, they're a net positive.

Someone can go find the clips. It turns out he's also killed snapping turtles (for what?) and raccoons.

I'm not a burger so I can't attest to if it applies in the states, but snapping turtles become quite an invasive species when introduced to non-native environments due to lack of competition. Raccoons also become pests since they love rummaging through your trash and are vectors for diseases.

Does that make balldo's acts justifiable? From a sane man's perspective, absolutely fucking not. But balldo is not sane, and I wager he believes that those animals need to be dead anyway, but he can have some FUN in the process.

 

[GodsCock]

Nick is not only at fault here the whore wife is just as culpable as nick we all know he day drinks. Also his decline in less than a yr is not just being a drunkard but a heavy drug user. You decline so fast with heavy drugs. I suspect it is a combo of drugs. I would also gander that the whore(wife) is partaking in the drugs also. She is not healthy look her self she is nothing but skin and bones. there are things that can take place to put him in to detox rehab. Nicks father knows them all and would have to advise someone to take the lead or for him to take the lead. He disrespects his audience and going after john like that is atrocious. The real Tragedy is the children in this situation. Something needs to be done. And everybody sees through his bs. When he meets dick and the camelcumswallowsalot they all disappear from him. He even gave it up when he yelled at the fat guy (Sean Potentially Criminal). He said it in the rant on him everybody makes fun of me and no one of my friends defend me.

 

[Hot Dog]

This self immolation he's doing has been highly entertaining. I'd almost say it was deliberately like he was doing the streamer version of "you can't fire me because I quit" like most shitty employees do when they utterly fail at their job and the writing is on the wall.

He failed in his grift with Vic. He failed to get a contract renewal with Rumble from the looks of things. The fundraising he does pales in comparison to Jersh and Eric July. He easily won Cow of the Year. The audience he cultivated with his acting has moved on or turned on him.

His coping mechanism from being a grown ass man is getting shitty drunk, taking drugs, cooming, and treating the internet like therapy for his shattered ego after taking a solid year's worth of L's. He's done with streaming, his rotten no fun family, and any pretense that he's a decent person as well. The booze and pills have brought out the real Rackets and he's a giant manbaby piece of shit, big surprise.

What a ride. I can't wait to see what happens next.

 

[mydekutree]

cocaine is a helluva drug

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

It's positively Biblical. Consider the story of King Nebuchadnezzar in the book of Daniel - a man who rises to the top of the world, becomes arrogant and prideful of his success, and is brought low and cursed to live like a mad beast until he is sufficiently humbled to look up from the gutter of his humiliations and see just how lowly he is in the grand scheme of all of Creation. The only question is whether or not Rackets will wake up and see how far he's fallen before he drinks himself to death.

The Ozymandias comparison (as discussed earlier) I feel is more apt.

My name is Balldozias King of Kings
Look at my decline ye mighty,
and despair.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Congrats to both hitting their 1k milestones (Nick dropped from 456k to 455k. Elb was at 6.9k+ a couple days ago)

 

[Fishcakes]

Watching the Dear John clip, I don't know if his flailing around and gesticulating is him pretending to act like... Jack Sparrow? (The noble pirate drunkard) But the only people I see flail around and twitch like this aren't drunks but tweakers.

 

[polar bear]

Nick is not only at fault here the whore wife is just as culpable as nick we all know he day drinks.

I have a theory that Kayla had a plastic surgery and willingly turned herself into a goblin, because she did something so shameful in Jamaica, she literally couldn't look herself in the face in the mirror anymore.

She might be also hopeful that stretching the skin on her face in such a grotesque way, and losing all the comfy natural feminine curves, will prevent any other man from being interested in her, regardless of hard Nick is trying is to make that happen.
It has to be added that the main reason i believe it's a possibility, is because it would be so fucking funny.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Dick Lickeita
Internet drunk


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[Sharpeteer]

I have a theory that Kayla had a plastic surgery and willingly turned herself into a goblin, because she did something so shameful in Jamaica, she literally couldn't look herself in the face in the mirror anymore.

Well yeah, if I were involved in an "Oreo" with two bulls I'd be really fucking ashamed too.

But is that more or less shameful than being a failure as a mother? She as a mother has a responsibility to keep her children safe, and this is just my own opinion here, but allowing them to get into the backseat of a vehicle that a drunk man is driving is not only disgraceful, but very dangerous for them.

No Nick, two hours of sleep after getting hammered on whiskey doesn't fucking cut it. You're still drunk at that point.

Father of the century - you are a liability and danger on your own family. How does it feel?

 

[KingofSomething]

That Dear John video might actually be worst thing Nick has ever done on stream. What kind of Christian drags a suicidal man who was at the end of his rope where he was going to a stranger for support to use that info to take a shot at an internet forum? You gave him the number Nick. You created this parasocial relationship where random strangers would be comfortable calling you and fucking listing you as an emergency contact. You even took his money when you he was apparently broke. You don't get to create that situation and then bitch when it turns south. You're scum, Nick.

To an extent, I can agree. Due to Camelot trying to grift off Pippa again mixed with John rant, vtuber audience has been reminded of the events of last year. Hot off the Nijisanji rage people out of the loop are finding out. Both commentary and vtuber fans are in a prime position to make it rain milk.

Fishman may not know how to spot AI art, but he knows a troublemaker when he sees one and he had Nick and Coomalot pegged even before a good chunk of the people here did. Bullet dodged indeed

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Dick lick nick is pretty sweet nickname.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Yeah, he described how joyful it was to see the thing's little paws twiddling as the air is snuffed out of it. It was legitimate psychopath shit. If one must kill these critters, just a fatal shot to the head will do, reveling in its suffering is sickening. Dogs sometimes like to chase those things and get sprayed, it's just a part of nature, that's really it. Unlike rabbits and the Bri*ish, they're a net positive.

I had to kill a raccoon once, the poor guy was dying anyways and had wandered up onto my porch. Could barely move, he was just sort of waving his paws around with his eyes closed, and since he had no visible injuries, he was likely dying of disease. Couldn’t rule out rabies.

I gave him a proper burial.

That’s a sad thing that you do to prevent further suffering. Raccoons are more intelligent than Rekieta, so of course his narcissistic tendencies allowed him to enjoy it.

A different time, I fed a raccoon peanut butter off my finger. The little guy held my finger with both hands and scraped it off with his teeth, but they’re so smart that he knew not to bite, that it was my finger he was holding.

They’re wild and uncontrollable but they’re also ridiculously friendly when given the chance.

 

[WEEKEND]

If you watch him at 2x speed you can really see him shake. You'd think the people in his life would give him an intervention? He was on top of law mountain and seems to not care he's worse off than every other law streamer that he propped up. Even tertiary guests he had on like Runkle is getting 300k+ views.

Nick like all addicts, blows up when anyone gives him push back. Try to given him honest advice and watch what'll happen. His family and irl friends don't have a choice but his Internet friends can just ignore him.

Odds are Nick old Internet friends are getting better numbers and make more money than him. They have no reason to give a fuck about Nick outside of some vague sense of loyalty, loyalty that Nick doesn't deserve and doesn't reciprocate. Saving Nick from himself just isn't worth the drama he'll cause. It's not even just the alcohol either, he's a cunt even when he's sobor.

That's the truth. Nick's show irrelevant these days, outside of hate watching that is.

 

[Incel Death Note]

That Dear John video might actually be worst thing Nick has ever done on stream. What kind of Christian drags a suicidal man who was at the end of his rope where he was going to a stranger for support to use that info to take a shot at an internet forum? You gave him the number Nick. You created this parasocial relationship where random strangers would be comfortable calling you and fucking listing you as an emergency contact. You even took his money when you he was apparently broke. You don't get to create that situation and then bitch when it turns south. You're scum, Nick.

For me it was how gleeful Nick was whenever he talked about John's family hating him, about how no one loved him enough to even stop him from killing himself. He was so animated whenever he brought that up, like a hyper kid giggling on a sugar rush. It was so sick. Plus the unabashed elitism over money, it really came across like he thinks he's a better person than John because he has more money. It's probably one of the top 10 worst streamer moments ever.

 

[Pneumonic Harmony]

Watching Nick's streams back in the day was fun because I learnt a lot about the law. But hearing him spiral deep into lolcowdom so that he's trying to compete with the Gunt and DarkSnortPhil is depressing. I checked just a small bit of his recent stream and I don't know if its just natural age or the alcoholism is taking effect, but he isn't as ripe as he was during even the Depp or Rittenhouse streams.

He needs to actually become a better person solely because of his kids and not some nobodies on the Internet. Kids look up to their parents, and if you're constantly drinking, acting like an asshole and doing stuff with no shame when you have kids, that shit will fuck them up.