Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,395
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To the left: Jack one month ago
To the right: Jack in his latest vid.

I might switch to Carnivore after seeing these results. Bowling ball looking ass.
He actually looks even fatter than when he began his "diet". His face certainly looks even puffier and more inflamed. Who could have predicted that not counting calories and just eating as much gud meetNcheez as your fat little heart desires would lead you to gain even more weight?

Keep up the good work Jack, you're looking great! Can't wait for #5!
 
With gluten free diet baked goods, they at least introduced new ways to add flavor to stuff. Like adding almond flour or other nut flours to a meringue for flavor. Made a nice nutella like soufflé that uses eggs, hazelnut powder, and chocolate. What jack made just seems like a bland meringue. When vegans make dishes that replicate meat, it comes across as though they're craving meat. Jack is doing this for bread, but in a more disgusting way.
 
I guarantee neither Jack or fat jr did this. You have to take into account their love for BBC. There is no way they would give a shit about race mixing. Jr loves black men so much he has a poster of three of them in his dungeon.

Also, that is not Jack's brand of racism. Jack is more passive and fear-based. He is a paranoid schizoboomer who finds it uncomfortable to be around black people and is terrified that any day now Michelle Obama is gonna come out and declare herself the supreme empress of the US to further disenfranchise white boomers like him. I don't think he is concerned about race-mixing knowing he is part A-rab himself.
 
I don't think he is concerned about race-mixing knowing he is part A-rab himself.
Jaqq ibn al-Scalfaniyye will declare a fat(wa) on Israel and lead a one-man scootypuff jihad to liberate Palestine and al-Quds from the clutches of the anti-carnivore Zionist kuffar, inshallah
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There's a german woman i follow on youtube who bakes the most amazing bread with barely more than that and it turns out 1000x better with a nice crust and you can hear the crunch. This bread looks like it came out of the Dumpster of a Wonder bread bakery.
That's honestly not surprising if you aren't using turbo bleached ultra processed flour, have some good technique, etc. Fatty's soggy looking "cloud bread" looks like someone stepped on it in the fucking pan.
 
I really want to know what kind of income Tammy makes. She supports herself, Jack, Tammy Jr and Jack Jr. Buys useless shit like smokers all the time. Insane amounts of food/eating out, vacations, land big enough for TWO houses, Jacks medical bills and so forth and so on. Either she spends every dime and maxes credit cards, or she makes a shit load in income.
 
I really want to know what kind of income Tammy makes. She supports herself, Jack, Tammy Jr and Jack Jr. Buys useless shit like smokers all the time. Insane amounts of food/eating out, vacations, land big enough for TWO houses, Jacks medical bills and so forth and so on. Either she spends every dime and maxes credit cards, or she makes a shit load in income.
I think hammy is just a good scammer. I have a theory that the reason she gets a new job every few years is because she's somehow skimming money. I also think that her parents give her money. They also have a ton of fake company's, so they use everything as a tax write off.
 
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pretty awe-inspiring ratio. ensures that only hatewatchers will ever see it.
Unfortunate that it’s inflated by August the Cuck fans who believe stuff at face value and unironically want the police to be called on Jack.

Seriously fuck that guy for making me even defend Jack here.
 
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