Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Marchesa of the Vast]

I don't know why anyone tries to tell Nick to pull up at this point. Let him crash and burn and don't get too emotionally invested. The situation with his kids can only get so bad before the extended family have to pull them away from Nick. He should be an object of mockery and ridicule. Not even his family can perform an intervention, so no one online can either.

BTW "I have great liver numbers" lmao

Absolute horseshit. If that's the case though, you haven't even hit your liquor ceiling yet Rekeita! Show us incels what a true party animal is like and really start knocking them back! You deserve it!

 

[AnOminous]

BTW "I have great liver numbers" lmao

Absolute horseshit. If that's the case though, you haven't even hit your liquor ceiling yet Rekeita! Show us incels what a true party animal is like and really start knocking them back! You deserve it!

Enjoy cirrhosis, liver child!

 

[Retink Retunk]

Not even his family can perform an intervention, so no one online can either.

I know who could, the creator of the Balldo needs to directly reach out to him and conduct the intervention.

 

[DumbDude43]

but you forgive him because your Internet daddy, whose approval you are so desperate for, told you to forgive him.

that's not the dynamic here i think. i don't believe that nick looks up to ralph or is in any way interested in his approval or 'friendship'. i think he is willing to forgive and accept ralph only out of desperation, because all other 'allies' are lost to him due to his bridge burning, and the only ones left who are willing to side with him now are bottom of the barrel trainwrecks like ralph.
all things considered, nick is still a much bigger e-celeb wiht much more success than ralph, so i think that he wants ralph to be his little underling who runs damage control for him and defends him on twitter against the kiwi haters.

 

[AnOminous]

That lick saved him 1/10th of one cent, being as generous as possible

Yeah I did this math at one point too and this is a ridiculous amount of money to do something repulsively insane in public repeatedly, even for someone as incredibly Judaic as Nick. He just made it a habit because someone pointed out how disgusting and degenerate it was, so of course he HAD to double down on it to show the haters.

all things considered, nick is still a much bigger e-celeb wiht much more success than ralph, so i think that he wants ralph to be his little underling who runs damage control for him and defends him on twitter against the kiwi haters.

And he's such a dumbfuck wetbrain at this point he doesn't get that having an utter piece of shit like Ethan Ralph attached to you makes you look actually worse.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Wasn't his cope for Hedonism that he didn't go for Big Black Bull week(that was just a coincidence), but ackchually it was some sort of exhibitionist shit, as well?

He shouldn't have done that either anyway, or at the very least not told the world about it. I may be a Kiwi Prude, but sex tourism is peak degenerate behavior. People who do it should at least have sufficient shame to pretend they went to Thailand or whatever to visit the temples and do a jungle safari.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

that's not the dynamic here i think. i don't believe that nick looks up to ralph or is in any way interested in his approval or 'friendship'. i think he is willing to forgive and accept ralph only out of desperation, because all other 'allies' are lost to him due to his bridge burning, and the only ones left who are willing to side with him now are bottom of the barrel trainwrecks like ralph.
all things considered, nick is still a much bigger e-celeb wiht much more success than ralph, so i think that he wants ralph to be his little underling who runs damage control for him and defends him on twitter against the kiwi haters.

Nick's Internet daddy isn't Ralph, it is Dick. He literally started this channel so he can protect the integrity of his princess Dick Masterson from the evil dragon (goblin?) Maddox. Dick is a "friend" of Ralph.

 

[DumbDude43]

Nick's Internet daddy isn't Ralph, it is Dick. He literally started this channel so he can protect the integrity of his princess Dick Masterson from the evil dragon (goblin?) Maddox. Dick is a "friend" of Ralph.

oh
yeah, i misread that post and got the totally wrong message from it, im retarded

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Yeah I did this math at one point too and this is a ridiculous amount of money to do something repulsively insane in public repeatedly, even for someone as incredibly Judaic as Nick. He just made it a habit because someone pointed out how disgusting and degenerate it was, so of course he HAD to double down on it to show the haters.

And he's such a dumbfuck wetbrain at this point he doesn't get that having an utter piece of shit like Ethan Ralph attached to you makes you look actually worse.

The part I enjoy about it is just how fucking retarded his estimate was.

Estimation is an oblique form of masculine competition, like “how far yonder y’all reckon that their barn is?” and we all know about fish stories.

Heller Keller would’ve made a better guess before she learned to speak, just by making moaning sounds and tapping on shit, because holy fuck 86X is a lot of wrong to be

Excuse me, margin of error 860 times the initial unit

Easy to see where he’d have money problems

 

[Spaded Dave]

Nick says you cannot prevent people mispercieving your actions. You can never do anything or say anything to change their mind.

I feel compelled to bring this up every time he says something like this. He is an ENGLISH major and a LAWYER. I just can't fathom the retardation required to consistently espouse how impossible it is to convince people when your only two qualifications should tailor you to the task.

 

[AnOminous]

Wasn't his cope for Hedonism that he didn't go for Big Black Bull week(that was just a coincidence), but ackchually it was some sort of exhibitionist shit, as well?

I don't think he's ever actually admitted it was Hedonism during cuck week. He seemed shocked that somehow posting pictures of himself there actually got it doxed, like he has no clue what Kiwi Farms is or does.

 

[Thugnificent]

Nick has said that Kayla is his one and only, because if anything ever happened to her, he could never enter the modern dating world because he would be to outdated to adapt to in order to try again.

That's an extremely tired platitude I've heard countless people trot out. It also plays right into Licketa's obsession with pedantic word games. What if he could be successful in the modern dating scene? Since he believes money is the end-all be-all, why couldn't he successful at it?

This segment of your post just gave me a retard epiphany:

Balldolawyer’s kids and his kids friends see the Drunk Balldo streams, and he talks about The Farms by name frequently when he seethes about Jersh and The Farms in general. It’s not a stretch to assume that his children or his children’s friends have been reading this thread for a while now.

How dark.

I'd find it personally hilarious if some his kids are his top alogs in here.

Is it really worth giving money to this faggot, just to stick it to him for a good few seconds? This goes with pretty much everyone sending him scolding super chats now.

Farming outrage is going to be the only way this pathetic shell of a person can ever receive consistent donos now.

 

[Captain Manning]

Not even his family can perform an intervention, so no one online can either.

Mostly agree.

However I unironically think if Dick Masterson told him to put down the bottle and check into Betty Ford, he might do it. It might be his best shot. The evidence is clear that he puts a lot of stock in what Dick tells him to do. Despite all of Nick's kvetching about his family being the most important thing, he took Ralph back because Dick told him to.

But this is an implausible hypothetical. Dick is Dick. If he didn't do that for Ralph, he won't do it for Nick. He likes Nick just the way he is. He was on a livestream recently, e-fapping the Kino Casino talking about Eric July with Metokur, saying that Nick is doing perfectly fine. It's Ralph all over again. Total enablement.

I don't think he's ever actually admitted it was Hedonism during cuck week.

AFAIK, technically, he hasn't publicly admitted to going to Hedonism at all. The last I heard about that was Null relating the "if I went" story.

 

[AnOminous]

But this is an implausible hypothetical. Dick is Dick. If he didn't do that for Ralph, he won't do it for Nick. He likes Nick just the way he is.

Dick is the male example of the fat chick who brings an even fatter chick along so she looks less fat herself. He WANTS his "friends" to be even more fucked up than he is so he looks better in comparison. This is why he has the Vaedophile as a sidekick.

 

[Love Machine]

Tbh I'm kinda fed up with our wife in all of this just as much as I am disgusted by Nick. What the fuck is she doing all day? Smoking weed? She can't buy the $3000 of chips ahoy?

Like you have to be a really poor wife to sit there and see the father of your children going up in flames like that and do literally nothing about it. The chick better be gone with the kids, because if not, then fuck her because she is just as bad as rackets.

 

[Kurohige]

What if he could be successful in the modern dating scene? Since he believes money is the end-all be-all, why couldn't he successful at it?

Maybe it's one Nick's few truths, and it still sucks because what if, like streaming, Nick progressively started to view his marriage and family life as work—an ultimate and most loathed trap to his mind.

Money is his end-all-be-all, but throwing cash around to be the sugar daddy to leather skins and butter faces who still think they've got it, is nothing to the investment of dating and marriage.

That takes time away from ME. That requires MY effort to see the task followed through and completed. I need to do G to get to Q to get to U to get to Z—that's WORK! I HATE WORK!

 

[DumbDude43]

Tbh I'm kinda fed up with our wife in all of this just as much as I am disgusted by Nick. What the fuck is she doing all day? Smoking weed? She can't buy the $3000 of chips ahoy?

Like you have to be a really poor wife to sit there and see the father of your children going up in flames like that and do literally nothing about it. The chick better be gone with the kids, because if not, then fuck her because she is just as bad as rackets.

we dont know what she is or isnt doing

 

[Prince_Stolas]

"On Prioritizing Family Over Streaming" clip is amazing in many ways. Besides the fact that Nick after series of failures has transitioned into full-on open seething, I find something else interesting. In my mind, one of the main skills that a proper lawyer should have, is the ability to construct logical arguments and adapt them according to the situation. Essentially you do your best, see what works and then implement changes that hopefully do not contradict your previous statements.

Nick is utterly incapable of doing that. He uses the same excuses over and over again (it's feels like a broken record for the past six months or so). And these excuses crumble under any hint of objective assessment. And we hear them re-stated again today.

"- No guys, I cannot do trial streams. They take too much time, it's 12 hours a day every day."
Solutions:
1) Hire an editor to cut the stream up and review highlights. [costs more]
2) Hire a co-host(s) and alternate between them to do the coverage. [costs less]
3) Feed the video of the hearing and the documents into a GPT and get a short summary, then cover that [costs fucking nothing].
In Nick's roadmap he stated that he maybe would be able to do trials in summer. What?! Who buys into this shit? Why not in early winter? Why not in five years? I'm sure there are freelancers that you can hire tomorrow who can do way better job at coverage than Nick (which is admittedly a pretty low bar).

 

[Deprussian Doge]

Tbh I'm kinda fed up with our wife in all of this just as much as I am disgusted by Nick. What the fuck is she doing all day? Smoking weed? She can't buy the $3000 of chips ahoy?

Like you have to be a really poor wife to sit there and see the father of your children going up in flames like that and do literally nothing about it. The chick better be gone with the kids, because if not, then fuck her because she is just as bad as rackets.

I mean it’s one thing to be trapped in a marriage with an alcoholic asshole, and holding it together because you feel you have limited options or are concerned about kids ect. But our wife not only remains, but seems to actually enable and condone Nicks behavior. Like if she is aware he is a self destructing alcoholic, why tf is she going in the hot tub and getting drunk as fuck with him at swinger parties?

 

[Annealing Crater]

Tbh I'm kinda fed up with our wife in all of this just as much as I am disgusted by Nick. What the fuck is she doing all day? Smoking weed? She can't buy the $3000 of chips ahoy?

Like you have to be a really poor wife to sit there and see the father of your children going up in flames like that and do literally nothing about it. The chick better be gone with the kids, because if not, then fuck her because she is just as bad as rackets.

According to Nick, for as much as that is worth, outside of visits from the bulls she spends all day every day lying in bed watching Star Trek.