Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Of course I have, stlaker. All of my mirrors are exquisitely clean and reflect only true, undistorted images. That is why I look so manly and fit in them.
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Your bathroom is nexsssssssst.

Rick, no. That's how Shane got got.

 

[Roland TB-303]

The Pat posting you like is going to come back into style

Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds… ‘Stalker walk with me.’

 

[AnOminous]

A question for the kiwis. Is Fatty mcbitchtits the most felted Twitter user? I mean being forced to pay 70k to quasi over shit that he actually inflicted onto himself and hanging with rapists and pedos in his gay book club.

Don't forget paying thousands just to have a Xitter account, which he insists was an "investment" because apparently it is really financially important to him to say "Enjoy prison" a thousand times a day.

 

[Creative Username]

Don't forget paying thousands just to have a Xitter account, which he insists was an "investment" because apparently it is really financially important to him to say "Enjoy prison" a thousand times a day.

If you think about it, this has created many thousands of dollars worth of entertainment for all the stalker childs enjoying Pat's fat retardation. Zero of it goes to Patty, unfortunately for him. He does it for free.

 

[AnOminous]

If you think about it, this has created many thousands of dollars worth of entertainment for all the stalker childs enjoying Pat's fat retardation. Zero of it goes to Patty, unfortunately for him. He does it for free.

He does it for less than free considering he has to pay Quasi.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Apart from “con others” that’s basically Fatrick.

He might lie to cover up his crimes or protect his ego, but he doesn’t actively try to obtain money or other desirables by deliberately deceiving people.

Rick seems to be a con-artist extraordinaire. Some of Fatrick's "deliberately deceive others to obtain money or other desirables" activity include, but are not limited to:

The government if his PPP loan fraud is true
MIL Lynne if his "Halp! The stlakers are trying to kill us! We need a Mexican vacation to escape! P.S. We also need 50 grand for a reason other than to pay Quasi, who will never see a penny' plan is true
The Milwaukee police department if his "I'll SWAT myself until you fuck up and then sue for a billion dollars"plan is true
Milwaukee bar patrons if his drunken handselling "You'll love this book" plan is true, because they probably end up on GoodReads saying 'Not good."

There are more examples, but Ricky seems to hit that bullet point too, @FinnSven. He's also very fat in my opinion, but I digress.

 

[Law]

Like, if I popped into Hooli's and saw Jennifer sitting there with a book I'd need him to read it out loud to me and then I'd need to confirm those are the actual words before I'd accept he can read.

Imagining Pattycakes as a speech-to-text warrior is so fucking funny.
He has to verbally say all this stuff, all the "no childs", out loud. Imagine him just endlessly chanting "Enjoy prison" at his phone while sitting at Hoolies.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Imagining Pattycakes as a speech-to-text warrior is so fucking funny.

Fatty fat fat fat is an excellent speech-to-text warrior, since you would be hearing him repeating “child” and “stalker” whilst threatening a person to enjoy prison; deflecting criticism or even callbacks; or even wishing death (which is extremely rare), since Fatrick is a true and honest internet tough guy and a super successful author!
No child, I am the best out there.
You’re a mere peasant that don’t have anything I have. Enjoy prison, stalker child.

He has to verbally say all this stuff, all the "no childs", out loud. Imagine him just endlessly chanting "Enjoy prison" at his phone while sitting at Hoolies.

He just have to fight against his a-logs whilst proving his authority! Everyone that is a pussy or being his detractors will be permanently called as a child; and soon chants them to enjoy their prison sentences.

Actually, that would not happen, since Fatrick is way too fatty fat fat fat and also extremely babyish that his gunt restricted him to call the law enforcement to give that child a life sentence. Enjoy your combo at home, piggy!

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds… ‘Stalker walk with me.’

"Through the darkness of future's past, the fat Xeeter longs to tweet. One chants out between two worlds... "Stalker... child with me.""

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

he had a supporter kind enough to buy one of his books and this was his response.

Oh no, NOT only a supporter: before that, she actually invited him to her podcast so he could promote one of his earlier books.

... and afterwards, he shat on her like that.

That's our boy, King of Empathy, Maintainer of Bridges and All-Rounder American.

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

Never ceases to amaze how he's fundamentally incapable of being agreeable towards anyone at all.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Never ceases to amaze how he's fundamentally incapable of being agreeable towards anyone at all.

Ummm excuse me you shitty dumb dumb idiot. Those are just your delusions again stalker child, Pat is actually a well-known-intercontinental-world-wide genius-author who has written some of the most influential and universally recognised literary works of the 21st century. I have literally read all of his books TEN TIMES and I can tell you with some authority stalker child that you are an idiot and that you are fundamentally wrong in every single way, enjoy prison.

 

[JustStopDude]

I look forward to the victory laps Patrick is going to take when the stock price of Reddit collapses.

Of course said laps will be in his head and he will lie about how fast he did them.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Artist rendering of Fatrick gathering local, premium ingredients for his artisanal sausage.

Edit: Watch this space. Phone posting and need to convert to jpeg.

 

[Maude Snew]

If you think about it, this has created many thousands of dollars worth of entertainment for all the stalker childs enjoying Pat's fat retardation. Zero of it goes to Patty, unfortunately for him. He does it for free.

Bless him, there's no need to pay for the piggy when you get the oinks for free. Wouldn't be as fun if there was payment involved anyway. I do hope he lives forever, which is very cruel for me to say.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Artist rendering of Fatrick gathering local, premium ingredients for his artisanal sausage.

Edit: Watch this space. Phone posting and need to convert to jpeg.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok after hearing those snippets on the youtube playlist I decided to finally crack open the Bunnahabhain and listen to the pre-bitchtits Josiah calls

Mother of gawd I have not been nearly cruel enough to this porcine retard

 

[WelperHelper99]

Imagining Pattycakes as a speech-to-text warrior is so fucking funny.
He has to verbally say all this stuff, all the "no childs", out loud. Imagine him just endlessly chanting "Enjoy prison" at his phone while sitting at Hoolies.

If he did this all using text to speech, literally saying enjoy prison with each and every tweet, it would break me. Shatter my soul.

 

[Judge Holden]

Continuing through the audiologs, aside from now finding out he has been overtly declaring his situation to be "gangstalking" he just keeps spewing out gems like this

They've attacked the online obituaries of people who were colleagues of mine, just because this is the level of inhumanity and cruelty that these people find so fucking funny. It's just the funniest thing in the world to them. My father-in-law passed away 5 years ago. He was already cremated two years before these people ever heard of me. But they thought it was hilarious to go onto his online obituary page and leave antisemitic messages, and pretend to be people who were gangbanging my wife, his daughter.

I am legit worried this shit is terminally retarding my sense of humour because literally any dumb and cringe ween behavior I have rolled my eyes at a thousand times when witnessing it inflicted on the likes of chris or even ethan ralph just has me sobbing with giggles the moment it happens to fat

Also note the "these people find so fucking funny" remark, as its further proof of his autism given how he incessantly repeats the same roster of catchphrases year after year

 

[DumbDude43]

I am legit worried this shit is terminally retarding my sense of humour because literally any dumb and cringe ween behavior I have rolled my eyes at a thousand times when witnessing it inflicted on the likes of chris or even ethan ralph just has me sobbing with giggles the moment it happens to fat

same
i think it's because pat himself retroactively 'legitimizes' the trolling with his funny reaction to it