Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[glass_houses]

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TRANSlation: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

What people who troon or poon out on their spouses don't seem to grasp is that marriage is a contract on a business deal. "Till death do us part, for better or for worse," may be on the contract, but the part that is unwritten says, "I have made this agreement with the person I stood at the altar with. If you aren't the person that presented themselves at the altar the contract is null and void."

If we agree on X number of children but you take deliberate steps to alter the agreed upon number, the contract is void.

If you promise to be faithful, but put cuckoos in my nest or stick your dick into any drunk bar slut who'll let you, then the contract is void.

If you demand an open marriage, but originally agreed on amor fidelis, the contract is void.

If you stood at the altar as this sex, but then announce that you are changing to the other, then the contract is void.

"For better or worse" only stays in effect if you have kept to the rest of the contract.

Love does not conquer all. If you break the contract but your partner chooses to stay with you anyway, it's privilege, not your fucking right. And if you break the contract and your partner leaves town, that's their fucking right.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Among the myriad of things I'll never understand about trannies, this is the one thing I understand the least. That is, how these people can throw away a marriage, and indeed virtually all of their familial relationships, in exchange for wearing dresses and growing your hair out.

It's like if I paid you one million dollars, and in exchange you gave me a pair of sunglasses. Even if I liked the sunglasses and I enjoyed wearing them, why the fuck would anyone pay a million dollars for them??? You're trading in a marriage, that thing that many men his age would kill for, and in exchange you're getting the ability to wear dresses. It's such a ridiculous trade I literally cannot comprehend it. Why in the fuck do trannies think this is a fair exchange? Yes, I want to trade in my marriage, my relationship with my family and friends, my prospects for a job, my physical health, and my functioning body parts, and in exchange I get to... wear a dress.

Maybe I'm just not coombrained enough.

A lot of trust fund kids squandering their inheritance and future prospects and some women realizing that hipergamy did them dirty and choosing the guy with the rich family and well paying tech job didn't turn out like they thought.

Is kinda like the weak men hard times meme.

 

[hufflemuff]

No.
Socialism is very, very different from liberalism.
To put it simply, yanks have two parties: Republicans are (generally) conservative liberals, democrats are (generally) progressive liberals. But they are both liberals (liberal in this case can be described simply as "believes capitalism will solve things"). What a leftist would vote for ranges between social democrats (actually still a form of liberalism, but on the periphery of socialism, the furthest left politicians in the yank democrat party fit this description, such as Bernie Sanders) to full-blown ultra-based anti-revisionist marxism-leninism. What the troon is saying is that he's realised that leftism, which is fundamentally based around benefiting the working class, is not compatible with troonism, which is a thoroughly middle class phenomenon. He's saying to vote for (progressive) liberals instead of the actual leftists many troons mistakenly identify as, because liberalism benefits troons more than actual leftism (whose working class base loathes them).

He is also correct, only liberal democracies tolerate someone becoming a black hole for community resources solely for coomer purposes. In any society where resources are shared and distributed halfway evenly, the state will either intervene directly and jail/kill the unemployable pervert who needs complex and expensive surgery to vaguely resemble an ugly infertile woman from afar, or let his male peers beat the dipshit to death with no legal consequences. Pooners don't spawn in these societies to begin with because there are no successful male troons whose lead they could follow.

 

[Law]

society used to crush this kind of behaviour

I agree with the points you raised but I do question if society ever really effectively crushed autogynephilia. A lot of autogynephiles were powerful men from the world of business, so they knew how to organize and they were used to seeing their wants as important. Christine Jorgensen became a celebrity after he got a dick chop in 1955. The Beaumont Society (a UK org focused on advancing autogynephile interests) was founded in 1966. Fantasia Fair was a 10 day long festival/conference for autogynephiles that was started in 1975. People have (rightly) shamed men for taking their cross-dressing fetish too far or involving the non-consenting, but autogynephiles have never been as shamed or as persecuted as they would like us to believe.
I think once more people realize the sexual aspect, the jig will be up and it will get treated like any other fetish (kept completely private and interrogated in therapy).

You're trading in a marriage, that thing that many men his age would kill for, and in exchange you're getting the ability to wear dresses.

He already had the same ability to wear dresses as anyone else. He's destroying his marriage for his boner.
These guys are like the guys on Chris Hansen's show who torpedo their marriages, reputations, careers, and freedom cause they want to sext a decoy 15 year old.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Among the myriad of things I'll never understand about trannies, this is the one thing I understand the least.

This is the main thing I cant figure out either and the fact these idiots then go bitch they cant find a mate for the rest of their life afterwards just makes no sense. So many of them have done this shit too its not like its a secret. I also get after 10+ years with someone maybe you get tired of them but if you got kids its no longer about you, you gotta bite the bullet to give that kid a good life so it don't go cutting its dick off

More scalding hot takes from the troon tumblr tantrum.
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Says it all tbh.

Wow hot take of the year right here, maybe you should inform Keffals he needs to support faggot pedos

 

[Cuckoman]

This is the main thing I cant figure out either and the fact these idiots then go bitch they cant find a mate for the rest of their life afterwards just makes no sense. So many of them have done this shit too its not like its a secret.

Mental illness is no joke. Especially mental illness combined with being a turbo-coomer.

They genuinely believe that once they transition they will become a super-hot 18 year old lesbian cheer-leader that everyone everywhere will want to have sex with all the time. There will be busloads of other hot lesbians too that will want to have endless sex with the troon.

The troon is aware that others have a different experience but can easily brush that off as "they are ugly so of course they are still incels, but I will be the hottest lesbian in the entire town". Those others were not real troons so their experience does not apply to me.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Do pooners not realize a man would be horrified if people could see his dick thru his pants? I'm sure there's been tv shows making fun of the situation but if for whatever reason it happened a guy would be embarrassed and I don't get the feeling this girl understood why the kids where laughing which again makes me question wdf they wear those packer things

Yeah this is bizarre. I don't have a monster dong like Frank Reynolds but dong can be visible to a degree in sweatpants and some of my summer shorts, so if I am wearing those I have a shirt that covers the area a bit. I hate the idea of it being visible and a visible erection in public would be horrifying, it's not a good look outside of porn and fetishes.

I didn't know pooners were out there wearing "packers". God, these fucking people. This isn't something any normal guy actually likes to and chooses to deal with, it's just a byproduct of being a man. Basically the pooner version of troons who pretend they get periods.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

The troon is aware that others have a different experience but can easily brush that off as "they are ugly so of course they are still incels, but I will be the hottest lesbian in the entire town". Those others were not real troons so their experience does not apply to me.

Between that and the fact as a troon you gotta push the party narrative so to speak, if someone asked you if you thought they'd transition from the crypt keeper into some 18yr old anime cutie you gotta lie or so it seems, if these people did a hour of research they'd find these posts we laugh at

Yeah this is bizarre. I don't have a monster dong like Frank Reynolds but dong can be visible to a degree in sweatpants and some of my summer shorts, so if I am wearing those I have a shirt that covers the area a bit. I hate the idea of it being visible and a visible erection in public would be horrifying, it's not a good look outside of porn and fetishes.

Right, I think most men would leave their shirt untucked if they wearing tight pants, you'd think with the jokes on movies and tv about this happening would be enough to inform these pooners its not cool. But yea its totally not a fetish And yea I didn't know people were walking around w/ packers until I read this thread

 

[GumballFapper]

I didn't know pooners were out there wearing "packers". God, these fucking people. This isn't something any normal guy actually likes to and chooses to deal with, it's just a byproduct of being a man. Basically the pooner version of troons who pretend they get periods.

Most likely they learned bulge flashing from their yaoi comics. In yaoi comics one character shows off his bulge and the other says "wow such a big dick" so it must be how real life works according to retarded coomer fujoshits

If anything the complete opposite is true, "getting a boner while giving a class presentation" has turned into a meme of one of the most embarrassing life events that can occur to a man. Retarded pooners would probably consider it gender euphoria

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Supervisor claimed that I was “overreacting” to a trans slur at work​

Hi! 23mtf here, and I feel really uncomfortable due to a situation at my hospitality job. Just for context, I’m the only trans person that has worked at my local coffee/shop and also the first trans person my coworkers have interacted with.
About four weeks ago a chef during a conversation called a trans people “tra***es” and nobody in the group called him out for what he said. I wasn’t there but apparently everybody was just shocked. My supervisor was there. Ten minutes later I was told about what had just happened by a coworker, and I was really upset that nobody called him out on his actions. I immediately went to my supervisor feeling quite hurt and told her that as my supervisor I want to be safeguarded and protected and that I don’t feel like that because she hadn’t corrected him or had a discussion about it. She apologised, explained why nothing was said, but acknowledged that this was still unacceptable from her and said she will chat to the chef about it. Thirty minutes later she approached me and told me that things have been cleared up and it’s all good.

I thought that would be the end of this… however, I was told by another coworker that she had apparently told the kitchen staff that I was “overreacting” to the slur and how it affected me. I feel so incredibly let down. It makes me feel like my supervisor did not take anything on board during our discussion and, more scarily, is not serious about protecting me at work.

I have been tempted to discuss this with my restaurant manager, but have been worried for the repercussions. I leave in three weeks, what should I do?

Fairly typical "Someone said a word I don't like, how can I ruin their livelihood as punishment" whinefest, but it got me thinking about just what a fucking weaksauce slur 'tranny' is.

It's just the first syllable of 'transgender' with a Y on the end. That's it. The name that people call me IRL literally follows this exact same formula relative to my birth name. I have absolutely zero doubt in my mind that not a single person has ever been genuinely offended upon hearing this word and that they only act offended because they've been told they're supposed to and because it can be used as leverage.

It's like they bought the "Oppressed Minority Starter Pack" off wish.com containing a flag , a word for people who hate them (transphobes/TERFs), protest mantras (trans rights are human rights, trans women are women, etc) and their version of nigger ("tranny"). At least with nigger there's some historical context which lends some legitimacy to people who get upset about it, but 'tranny' is just so shit by comparison. I can guarantee that the thought process was "well we're an oppressed minority, so naturally we need to have our N-word. I guess 'tranny' will do until someone can think of something better".

I'm old enough to remember when tranny was used to refer to transvestites (a word I don't think I've heard said aloud in at least a decade) and I know some people used/still use it to refer to car transmissions. I guess just like everything else trans-related, the slur 'tranny' is half-assed and trying to be something it's not.

 

[monstrous bubo]

People, please improve your dating etiquette, you’re crushing a tender petal of womaninity ’neath your boots (snip below, full sadness in spoiler). And no judgements please.

Spoiler: please love me

Dating apps and processing the constant rejection​

Discussion
I probably don't need to say this, but no judgements please.

With my marriage circling the drain and my wife distancing herself and cutting off all physical and emotional connection, I made the decision to put myself out there on a few dating apps. I suppose I'm testing the waters to see if there is someone out there with whom I could connect with on some level.

Anyway, I've been at it for a whole two weeks (I know lol) and it's not going well. There are plenty of fake profiles and scams out there, which are easy enough to spot. I've been swiping right on lots of real profiles and well...yeah, nothing. I've had a few short conversations only to get ghosted.

I know, it's only been two weeks. And let's be honest, I haven't dated in almost thirty years. I have zero game. But still...look at that adorable face!!!

It does get overwhelming, the constant feeling of rejection, checking the phone all day hoping for a notification, conversations going nowhere. It really sucks. Humans have a need to feel wanted, needed, to be part of something. The pervasive loneliness of transitioning has really got me down today.

Not feeling ashamed yet? Let’s see the lady behind the pain and then maybe you’ll mend your ways.

Spoiler: look at that adorable face!!!

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[Marche]

Lady… Don’t tell me how to piss, k?

Men do not poopoo in public, we do big manly shits at home in our toilet, if we do use public toilets it is to piss and we will not lift the toilet seat to piss because touching that is gross so we piss on it with our penis because we do not sit down to piss like a women.

Glad I could help lil pooner.

 

[Cuckoman]

Between that and the fact as a troon you gotta push the party narrative so to speak, if someone asked you if you thought they'd transition from the crypt keeper into some 18yr old anime cutie you gotta lie or so it seems, if these people did a hour of research they'd find these posts we laugh at

The funniest part is when they realize that no hot lesbo will lick their stinkditch so to get any sex at all (and these people are OBSESSED with sex and porn) is to hook up with another sweaty, fat middleaged tranny and they then can lick eachothers amhole.
"Wow, all my dreams came tru, I can lick Bob the bald truck drivers amhole all day, every day"

This is why 41% is a thing.

 

[Cuckoman]

People, please improve your dating etiquette, you’re crushing a tender petal of womaninity ’neath your boots (snip below, full sadness in spoiler). And no judgements please.

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Spoiler: please love me

Dating apps and processing the constant rejection​

Discussion
I probably don't need to say this, but no judgements please.

With my marriage circling the drain and my wife distancing herself and cutting off all physical and emotional connection, I made the decision to put myself out there on a few dating apps. I suppose I'm testing the waters to see if there is someone out there with whom I could connect with on some level.

Anyway, I've been at it for a whole two weeks (I know lol) and it's not going well. There are plenty of fake profiles and scams out there, which are easy enough to spot. I've been swiping right on lots of real profiles and well...yeah, nothing. I've had a few short conversations only to get ghosted.

I know, it's only been two weeks. And let's be honest, I haven't dated in almost thirty years. I have zero game. But still...look at that adorable face!!!

It does get overwhelming, the constant feeling of rejection, checking the phone all day hoping for a notification, conversations going nowhere. It really sucks. Humans have a need to feel wanted, needed, to be part of something. The pervasive loneliness of transitioning has really got me down today.

Not feeling ashamed yet? Let’s see the lady behind the pain and then maybe you’ll mend your ways.

Spoiler: look at that adorable face!!!

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Faggot, and future sex offender, you talk about being lonely? You had a fucking wife for decades but you decided "Im gonna be hot anime girl uwu everyone will love me, me so cute".
It has been two weeks and you think you are lonely now? Lol, wait another 20 years, then we can talk about being lonely.

You were not lonely. You had a loving wife since a long time. You chose that you rather wanted to be sexy hot lesbian anime girl. This is what you wanted. Enjoy it or MAID yourself.
Also, many trannies say that their life improves after they cut off the penis. You should do that right away. All your problems will be solved once you cut it off.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Yes, I want to trade in my marriage, my relationship with my family and friends, my prospects for a job, my physical health, and my functioning body parts, and in exchange I get to... wear a dress.

Maybe I'm just not coombrained enough.

You're seeing this the wrong way. Here's likely what he's thinking:

"If I become a girl (not a woman), I can erase my past, have something in the future to look forward to, have goals, and get myself out of the depression and ennui of modern life I have now that I am forced to be a responsible adult. I can blame my past mistakes and my failures as not being my true self, erase embarrassing parts of history, and become a new, glamorous sex object that people love being around since women are so attractive and make friends easily. I already have a large support group who shower me with praise for existing instead of just when I achieve something or do good for someone else, who love me unconditionally and support and understand my feelings and my fetish. They won't judge me if I decide to start living the young woman with no job or responibility but lots of sex and money life..."

I think he's mistaking it for an easy way out of depression combined with if it feels good, it must be good for me type of rationalization. Or he's just broken by his sex addiction and too weak willed, broken, or stupid to climb out of it.

This is the main thing I cant figure out either and the fact these idiots then go bitch they cant find a mate for the rest of their life afterwards just makes no sense. So many of them have done this shit too its not like its a secret

To second Cuckoman, mental illness is one of a drug. A lot of troons live their life 80% on the comupter: it's hard to connect to your body when you're never using it aside from your hands and stomach. Combine that with a mental problem like autism or anxiety that can disconnect the brain from the body, and you have some wild ass thinking out there.

I wouldn't be surprised if some of the porn they watch or read turns out that becoming a girl always makes dating easier. That will also do it to the entitled dumbass mind.

 

[Operation Mincemeat]

Aksjually you can and the Uruk-hai still looks better than the average tranny.
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I stand corrected.

Unlike pooners, I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

People, please improve your dating etiquette, you’re crushing a tender petal of womaninity ’neath your boots (snip below, full sadness in spoiler). And no judgements please.

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Spoiler: please love me

Dating apps and processing the constant rejection​

Discussion
I probably don't need to say this, but no judgements please.

With my marriage circling the drain and my wife distancing herself and cutting off all physical and emotional connection, I made the decision to put myself out there on a few dating apps. I suppose I'm testing the waters to see if there is someone out there with whom I could connect with on some level.

Anyway, I've been at it for a whole two weeks (I know lol) and it's not going well. There are plenty of fake profiles and scams out there, which are easy enough to spot. I've been swiping right on lots of real profiles and well...yeah, nothing. I've had a few short conversations only to get ghosted.

I know, it's only been two weeks. And let's be honest, I haven't dated in almost thirty years. I have zero game. But still...look at that adorable face!!!

It does get overwhelming, the constant feeling of rejection, checking the phone all day hoping for a notification, conversations going nowhere. It really sucks. Humans have a need to feel wanted, needed, to be part of something. The pervasive loneliness of transitioning has really got me down today.

Not feeling ashamed yet? Let’s see the lady behind the pain and then maybe you’ll mend your ways.

Spoiler: look at that adorable face!!!

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link | archive

Literally just a dude. How can you look like this, no effort whatsoever, not even a token effort, and think it’s unreasonable that people don’t think you’re a hot woman?

 

[Geraldine]

And now the Oklahoma Department of Investigation is creating a fake toxicology report to show she overdosed on anti-psychotics and painkillers.

So you claim it was a drug overdose not violence?
George Floyd territory, right?

Literally just a dude. How can you look like this, no effort whatsoever, not even a token effort, and think it’s unreasonable that people don’t think you’re a hot woman?

He not only "identifies" as a woman, but as a hot woman.
Once you discard reality, you can be anything.

 

[Kumquat]

People, please improve your dating etiquette, you’re crushing a tender petal of womaninity ’neath your boots (snip below, full sadness in spoiler). And no judgements please.

View attachment 5754877

Spoiler: please love me

Dating apps and processing the constant rejection​

Discussion
I probably don't need to say this, but no judgements please.

With my marriage circling the drain and my wife distancing herself and cutting off all physical and emotional connection, I made the decision to put myself out there on a few dating apps. I suppose I'm testing the waters to see if there is someone out there with whom I could connect with on some level.

Anyway, I've been at it for a whole two weeks (I know lol) and it's not going well. There are plenty of fake profiles and scams out there, which are easy enough to spot. I've been swiping right on lots of real profiles and well...yeah, nothing. I've had a few short conversations only to get ghosted.

I know, it's only been two weeks. And let's be honest, I haven't dated in almost thirty years. I have zero game. But still...look at that adorable face!!!

It does get overwhelming, the constant feeling of rejection, checking the phone all day hoping for a notification, conversations going nowhere. It really sucks. Humans have a need to feel wanted, needed, to be part of something. The pervasive loneliness of transitioning has really got me down today.

Not feeling ashamed yet? Let’s see the lady behind the pain and then maybe you’ll mend your ways.

Spoiler: look at that adorable face!!!

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link | archive

I'm surprised any photo came through at all, what with how many filters he's using.

 

[Jamie Lee's Daughter]

Fattie pooner teacher got sacked for videos grooming kids
The human blimp who makes those lunatic "I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!!" troonism groomer TikToks was "hate crimed" and lost her job as a high school substitute teacher.