Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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His lawyer uncle probably told him he needed to release a clarification video to avoid liability.
I am of course making an assumption that the duck has a lawyer uncle, since he's an anonymous landlord. Funny that I hit on that from the first video.
Anonymous landlords are the fucking worst, that's where the loud AB&B's and shitty drunk college kid neighbors come from, and you can't file a complaint because the house/apartment building is owned by a fucking trust.

That or Jack actually did something smart for once and had Tammy or one of his buddies type up an official sounding email "Can you provide evidence that this email from an known anonymous email domain came from Jack or any of his associates?" Of course, Jack is also retarding things up by doing the Tommy Wiseau thing with the "I did not dox him, it's not true! It's bullshit! Oh hai, Mark!" in response. Anyway, in the words of a famous youtube lawyer, I hope they both make a million dollars.
 
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New backtrack just dropped.

In essence: "I never actually accused Jack of sending the email and I don't think he could ever actually dox me. I won't get police involved because fuck you. We'll never know who did it, but the email is real. Don't harass Jack. In closing, if it's really Jack or not, it doesn't matter. It's actually coming from a Proton mail address and they're threatening to SWAT me. Even though I said I'm not involving law enforcement, if I wanted to then they could totally arrest whoever is sending these."
Isn’t this the dumbass who said “I WILL NEVER DO COOKING WITH JACK CONTENT EVER AGAIN??”

Look I kinda digged his content but shitstirring and accusing an stroked out man of doxxing is just low.
 
Dummy clickbaited too hard with the first video and only now realizes the repercussions of that.

I look forward to him being on the receiving end one day.
Yeah he didn't claim it was Jack in the video, but he couldn't resist clickbaiting and the consequences of it slapped down on him especially with his fans going crazy.

Isn’t this the dumbass who said “I WILL NEVER DO COOKING WITH JACK CONTENT EVER AGAIN??”

Look I kinda digged his content but shitstirring and accusing an stroked out man of doxxing is just low.
He went back to watch the choking podcast because someone explained the context since August is a dumbass who thought people sending him the choking video were going to fuck with his computer.

EDIT: Also the delusion of August's fans to say this, like Jack doesn't owe August anything.

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The most annoying part about August's "retraction" is the thumbnail combined with the title of the video. August says he believes Jack's response, and that Jack never was responsible for this, but he's giving a big fat thumbs down. Anyone who doesn't watch the the video or doesn't watch it closely will come thinking it's still plausibly Jack sending these emails.

For fuck sake, the fact it's coming from PROTON MAIL should have been the biggest giveaway. This stroked out normie Facebook user is going to have the wherewithal to use PROTON MAIL of all services? Gimme a break.

August is overstating how likely it would be that Proton would help him identify this person. If they've been using a simple free VPN like, oh I don't know, Proton VPN then they'll be fine.
 
Dummy clickbaited too hard with the first video and only now realizes the repercussions of that.

I look forward to him being on the receiving end one day.
Jack pulling a W on this would be fucking hilarious.

I rarely want to see Jack win but man if he gets faggot the cuck off line or to hang himself I'll not call jr gay for like.. a week.

It's amazing August is lower than a attention starved woman and I wish the worst upon him.
 
EDIT: Also the delusion of August's fans to say this, like Jack doesn't owe August anything.

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This retard actually thinks Jack and his fans should apologize to August because August was the one pointing fingers and accusing them of shit? Retards of a low IQ do ride the short bus together after all. I mean, lets face it, Jack was accused of something he didn't do. He was in the right to call August a liar.
 
This retard actually thinks Jack and his fans should apologize to August because August was the one pointing fingers and accusing them of shit? Retards of a low IQ do ride the short bus together after all. I mean, lets face it, Jack was accused of something he didn't do. He was in the right to call August a liar.
It really does boil down to: Never make a retard correct, and all so August could get himself clicks...
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Uh oh, Jack's drama is spreading
This youtuber has almost 5 million subscribers
CTK has made Jack videos in the past but I suppose he (like Ohgust the Ducky) kinda didn't dig too deeply.

I hope this shit spreads though bc fuck Jack and Tammy the ham who clearly favored Jr over Garrett aside from being abusive immature faggots.

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Jack's been nuking his Facebook group, as half the members of his private Facebook chat have been calling him out over August's new video. Everything’s been imploding. The chat consists of either genuine fans of his, or people he met in his church group. Jack's response was to either immediately remove them, or justify all accusations.
 

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August is at least partially aware of what the fuck he's doing IMO; there is no way a guy who paid semi-regular attention to him wouldn't have known half the shit that happened even if you just dredge his channel. Remember when he tried to pretend he didn't know about the stroke that made Jack go cross-eyed? Fucker tried to ignore it for like a month?

I fully expect that while it was likely some very unfunny A-log who started it, August is still mostly to blame. Also he's done the thing you never do: if you make content that doesn't rely on your face, don't fucking show off your face. No one needs to see that you lied about your age or smoke enough meth to prematurely age yourself man.
 
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