Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Can Nick stop bitching about his schedule and just hire another driver for his kids already? And hire an editor that actually know how to maintain a YT and clip channel?

These aren’t hard issues to fix.

He wouldn't have anythign to talk about lol. One thing that surprises is that his homeschool coop thing he is in doesn't have a carpool that they use. If too many of his kids are having to be at the same place at the same time then the co-op sux at scheduling the different courses they are offering to the families. Or maybe they need more people willing to step up and teach courses.

Going back to either the infamous Faran stream or shortly before, Nick was talking to Faran about sex shops and he and Lady R would totally take her to one when they were in Chicago. Aside from Nick's reaction to Faran's bottom flash (tbf, in underwear), and that it took Legal Mindset to come in and tell them to shut it down... That was a very groady stream in general (and was my end of the line for Balldoman), but in hindsight, he kinda felt like Nick was trying to groom Faran into the Rekieta clan, on-stream. And Faran was very, very, very drunk. Like worse than even vindictive Nick.

I mean if a group of adults wants to go buy sex toys together and even use them and whatever, I don't care. But Balldoman is just a horrible person in the manner he was pursuing it. In public. Likely gaslighting his wife into it as well.

I some how missed the stream where that actually happened and had no idea that legal mindset shut it down. Really, I'm kind of surprised Law of Self-Defense hasn't lost all respect for him. Why would he want to be associated with that? If Nick was a woman, she would get the riot act im sure of it! Im also wondering where goodlawgic will start to stand on this issue. Why would he want to redirect his viewers to his show when he does something like the Dear John letter? I'm dumbfounded honestly.

 

[Chibitzen]

you all have me lost. I literally just his reply so I could reply specifically to your comment? I have no idea what I am even being hazed for. but whatever. It is looking like im better if just not hitting that button if anyone is going to give me a hard time for it. lol I don't normally use message boards. Im 42 but it was never something I did when on the internet for some reason.

Too much information, my friend. You are starting to sound like our Creator (Nick).

If you are here to repent for your sins in ever finding this dipshit watchable, then you have come to the right place. It is annoying to have to move (new) replies to older posts if the thread is slow, but I assure you, it is worth your time in keeping not only your thoughts clear and concise, but also the thread.

I tend to leave my quotes to individual posts in draft form in the reply box as it will save periodically as long as the site is still connected to your browser. I store my replies as well if as the thoughts come and then eventually I just ship my thoughts together in a neat package. Usually I end up just responding to 1-2 posts, but it gives me time to catch up on a thread and also to rethink any rambling nonsense.

* (See below for examples!)

Call me a schizo, but I think that is actually Nick himself.

I was merely joking, but now you have me giving it additional thought. Any one of us could be Nick!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

adderall is amphetamine right? taking a strong stimulant drug like that when you're already consuming large amounts of alcohol (a depressant drug) can't be healthy

My best guess is Rx amphetamine abuse. Pretty easy for a lawyer to claim he has ADD and needs ritilan or adderall to work. Streamers are also notorious for abusing it because of the pressure to be up, and high energy, for hours. Nothing like speed to help you mindlessly chatter for hours with morons. The speed and booze abuse totally track with his weight, appearance and overall mental decline.

Can Nick stop bitching about his schedule and just hire another driver for his kids already? And hire an editor that actually know how to maintain a YT and clip channel?

These aren’t hard issues to fix.

I honestly think as a “test” or for “bare minimum dad duties” Kayla’s making him drive one kid at a fixed time 5 days a week to some class or activity. Even this is a Herculean task for Rackets at this stage. He’s so fucked up even the barest minimum of a fixed schedule irritates him and is a struggle.

I get the idea that during his peak Depp trial days he got relieved of any and all mundane parenting duties. Kayla would have resented juggling the schedules of five home schooled kids with just a nanny to help. I get the idea this might have been when additional family moved in, or started pitching in, to take up the slack. homeschooling is a huge time commitment, esp across the age ranges they have. It sounds like the trust fund allowed Nick and Kayla a lot of extra time to focus on it in the past, but Nick’s streaming radically altered that dynamic.

He would have promised to get back to “normal” after the crazy trial streaming, but it never really happened. Now he just resents having to drive Johnny to math class at 9 am five days a week or whatever is being asked of him.

Nick has vaguely referenced additional family members living in the house. I’m sure if any in-laws moved in to help Kayla with the kids, it heightened the tension.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Don't follow duiguy and this is probably unrelated but it reminded me of nick for some reason (nick has contempt for duiguy for his jury reaction content iirc)

 

[6thRanger]

It’s possible, but I have a hard time believing a midwest mom of five is a sex starved nympho who has always wanted to bang other chicks.

Always? Probably not.

Developed a taste for it due to increased porn consumption, indulging her husband and feeling more liberated than ever? I'd bet on it.

Kayla has shown him porn on stream. They have a chest of sex toys. She flirts with men who are not her husband unprompted. She accepts lingerie from strangers. She enjoys her body being admired by both genders.

I completely believe she has bisexual fantasies, both to extract attention from Nick (the same phenomenon as women kissing in a club for attention writ large), but also due to the influence of pornography and the thrill of homosexual sex as a someone raised in a strong Christian family.

I don't think her arm is being twisted. If it ever was, it's not now.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I was merely joking, but now you have me giving it additional thought. Any of one of us could be Nick!

I am Dick Likieta.

 

[AnOminous]

That sounds like Bingo then I'll admit I'm too ghetto I've never been around modafinil or understand how it works.

Google infobox:

Modafinil​

Brand name: Provigil

Stimulant
It can treat narcolepsy, sleep apnea, and shift work sleep disorder.



Brands: Provigil
Availability: Prescription needed
Pregnancy: Consult a doctor
Alcohol: Avoid. Very serious interactions can occur

 

[Kulee Baba]

Molly also makes you clench your jaw, granted it often gets cut with meth. But I don’t think Nick is on big drugs, imo he is just drinking very much on an empty stomach and taking his narcolepsy shit to stay awake.

Bro it's a stimulant, it's a "big drug."

What's the difference between street drugs and drugs from a pharmacy? Your cocaine is cut with baby formula & now fent. But if you're popping your pills and then drinking jigger after jigger of whiskey you're abusing the drug. All Nick needs to do is join Kick Streaming and play Stake.us and he can be just as much of a WINNER as his nephew Bossmanjack! Do it Nick. Why be a boring lawtuber when you can play Blackjack and Mines.
At least Bossmanjack only suicide baits he doesn't wish death upon others.

 

[ShinyStar]

Also unrelated his tattoo is done so badly, bro I have seen stick and pokes done while drunk look better

The snake is sooo awful! There's no artistry to it at all. A real artist would do something with the coils overlapping to give it some visual interest. The way it looks right now looks like a five year old wanted to sketch a candy cane on his arm.

 

[DumbDude43]

homeschooling is a huge time commitment, esp across the age ranges they have.

yeah they have to teach like 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade and 6th grade all at the same time. takes a lot of organisation and preparation.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did we ever get an explanation why Drex's used baldo was at his house?

He just forgot it. He mentioned it first here, then brought it in on a show to show Nick, then left it at the end of the show. Any story that says it was 'moist and on the Rekieta beardom nightstand' is embellishment.

Can Nick stop bitching about his schedule and just hire another driver for his kids already? And hire an editor that actually know how to maintain a YT and clip channel?

These aren’t hard issues to fix.

Nick consistently complains that in the small town, there are no live-in nannies to hire.

As for the editor, show researcher, producers, or clippers, Nick opines that then he would have to 'talk to them and give direction' and he hates doing that. A really GOOD employee automatically KNOWS what you want. He is also a terrible boss to work for, he jokes. He later said that such a person books shows and content, reads his email and responds, but he would not know what to do if they scheduled him to talk to someone and he 'did not want to do it that day'. He also added that what if he has private lawyer-client communications on his messaging accounts that they would access, and it might be an ethics breach if someone asked him a legal question on his social media.

Yes, he said that. No joking.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

All Nick needs to do is join Kick Streaming and play Stake.us and he can be just as much of a WINNER as his nephew Bossmanjack!

Maybe if the Rumble contract falls out and he copes that it was all jokes and it's funny, he could take a Kick contract with Stake as a joke and because it's funny too. He could throw a balldo at the wall in a fit of anger.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I'm dumbfounded honestly.

Hi Cynthia it's been a while

 

[Potatoherder]

What Nick really wants back is the old viewers who did it for him for no pay. Viewers used to hand him research and clip the best parts. Nick didn't even have to ask people on his show, his viewers would bug the guests until they asked to be on his show. He had a sweet setup.

 

[Strix454]

Nick homeschools their kids to avoid indoctrination from the real world.

That kind of line worked several years ago. But public Nick himself now is as degenerate or more degenerate as anything to be found in the public schools. By his public statements, I think Nick would have to support his daughters taking up careers on onlyfans. If any of his children wanted hard drugs, Nick's point of view on hard drugs is that it should be a personal choice left up to everyone. Their father preaches in their favor.

Nick friends who he invites to the house are also worse than anyone those kids would meet in the public schools. Would anyone trust their children within 100 miles of a guy like Drex or a furry like Camelot or a dangerous horror show Riley & Mint Salad? Or how about Vito? Or Dick Masterson?

My impression of Nick is that if his daughters were whored out or he sons became homeless drug addicts, that Nick's response would be "cool".

Even in matters of religion, Nick has bragged about how he corrected the wrong things the church taught the kids. You know, things like Christ being anything other than just a nice man and not to take the things in the bible seriously because its full of errors.

Nick and what Nick believes in is way more dangerous to those kids than the public schools. And I hate the public schools.

 

[Space Pope]

Yes, he said that. No joking.

Of course you find it hard to understand that he said this stuff. That's because these are just some of the problems he was referring to when he said only fellow YouTubers who are also non-practicing, alcoholic, blackface lawyers and swingers, live in rural Minnesota, have ODD and require a live-in nanny can relate to.

 

[Mango Cobra]

isn't crack particularly well known for being the poor mans cocaine?

Yeah, but it is still an expensive habit. I don't think he has enough $ for alchohol, xannies, AND crack.

He just forgot it. He mentioned it first here, then brought it in on a show to show Nick, then left it at the end of the show. Any story that says it was 'moist and on the Rekieta beardom nightstand' is embellishment.

You can literally pinpoint his downfall to this exact moment.

Yes, he said that. No joking.

Some people will come up with excuses for anything. pathetic.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He just forgot it. He mentioned it first here, then brought it in on a show to show Nick, then left it at the end of the show. Any story that says it was 'moist and on the Rekieta beardom nightstand' is embellishment.


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Nick consistently complains that in the small town, there are no live-in nannies to hire.

As for the editor, show researcher, producers, or clippers, Nick opines that then he would have to 'talk to them and give direction' and he hates doing that. A really GOOD employee automatically KNOWS what you want. He is also a terrible boss to work for, he jokes. He later said that such a person books shows and content, reads his email and responds, but he would not know what to do if they scheduled him to talk to someone and he 'did not want to do it that day'. He also added that what if he has private lawyer-client communications on his messaging accounts that they would access, and it might be an ethics breach if someone asked him a legal question on his social media.

Yes, he said that. No joking.

This is the dude who thinks exposure is a form of payment and yet doesn't care when his nanny uses 3k for snacks on his family.

It looks like he is a reckless spender when it comes to his direct family or himself but when it comes to paying people, he is a scrooge. I bet he has found people but not in his desired wage range.

Wouldn't be surprised he pays ryan under 500 base and then pays per video edit that he never uses so probably never pays more. Strangely enough ryan is always around when nick has to afk...janny for free? Iirc nick says he paid soter a FEW hundred dollars to janny the discord but also iirc soter says it's only 100usd a month.

 

[PhoBingas]

I couldn't imagine what it's like to stream for 4 hours especially while drinking booze. It's hilarious to even suggest it but I think Nick abuses drugs harder than Ethan Ralph. At least Ragepiggy passes out. He's popping something and right now I feel like a gigantic idiot to think it's NOT Adderall just because Nick just keeps saying that. Adderall is the drug you can pop non stop and stay awake for 19 hours a day.

The more I think about it the more I'm just believing it's Addys. And same for Kayla with her weight loss looking very unnatural.

It might be easier and hopefully cleaner if they've got a "legit" prescription for them. If they're just going to pill sheds they could be getting literally anything.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Can't afford it anymore. He doesn't make what he used to and as far as we know the three thousand dollar weekly snack budget is still in effect.

Any idea how much he is making off Locals? He makes Ralph tier cash off stream donors.