Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

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Death Fat Death Pool

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I would have said Steven Assanti but that motherfucker has some sort of weird Ashley Isaacs style lich powers and just won’t die no matter what. It kind of seems like he’s determined to hang around as long as possible just to make people around him miserable, most of all his dad and Justin.
 
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Between Chantal's f'ed up kidneys, enlarged heart, maple syrup in her veins and overworked pancreas, it's going to be hard for anyone to grab pole position from Canada's Sweetheart.

Okay, maybe Fatlip might tip over on her back and be unable to roll over (like a turtle or a cockroach), and be left that way for days. But that's a real dark horse situation.
 
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The way Anna has been flinging herself around as she 'exercises' is significantly increasing her odds in the death pool. Forget her legs, it's her head and neck that are at risk as she keeps getting on exercise equipment when she's clearly wasted. It's likely that the only time she can exercise is after three litres of gin, because of how much pain she's in.
 
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I'm placing my bet on Chantal. She might have DSP-esque cockroach luck, but even cockroaches eventually have to die: with her beyond out of control beetus and total unwillingness to change her dietary habits in the face of death, I'd be surprised if she made it to this time next year. Granted, the same was said of Tammy Slaton, but Tammy had TLC breathing down her neck and basically forced her to change her ways and get WLS.

Bonus prediction: She'll likely die off-camera and no one will find the body until weeks later and it's fused to a piece of furniture via a mixture of skin cells, sweat, and pure syrupy blood.
 
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Every time Ragen Chastain’s thread updates I always expect it to be because her wife finally went to that buffet in the sky, I’m amazed she’s hung in there this long…

Although to be fair, Steven Assanti is still alive, so who knows (although in Steven’s case I think that giant disgusting fucker stays alive through the power of sheer spite and assholery and won’t kick the bucket until either his dad dies of a stroke from the stress of dealing with him, Justin dies or kills himself, or both).
 
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J isn't the only one close to death door.

From General Fat thread, this is about Evie
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She posted a lot more of that and pretty much confirmed she's been kicked out and has to move ASAP. She also admits she's incapable of taking care of herself and requires help to even move. Jeremy has to get her into bed she is incapable of getting into bed on her own. She says her mother lives where there is no internet so she may just disappear. She states the only reason she is not causing harm to herself is because the boys are there on weekends. She is trying to state that Jeremy just doesn't want to be her caretaker after she shattered her ankle and broke her leg, but its obvious with what she says hes tired of her shit.
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Chantal.

Any one of them could suddenly drop dead (Tammy less likely since she got WLS and a big chunk of weight fell off), but of all of them Chantal is the one playing in traffic blindfolded.

Years of uncontrolled diabetes sending sugar raging through her veins like shards of glass, enlarged heart, fatty liver, CPAP, history of cancer, can barely walk and has a limp, massive visceral fat, fat deposits in weird places because it has nowhere else to go, probable neuropathy, probable diabetic vision problems, probable kidney disease, no real exercise, eats satellite dishfulls of “food” diabetics shouldn’t touch, squalid hygiene and living conditions, and she’s nearing 40 which is elderly for a death fat.
 
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Any one of them could suddenly drop dead (Tammy less likely since she got WLS and a big chunk of weight fell off), but of all of them Chantal is the one playing in traffic blindfolded.
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True but once you reach deathfat size, especially Tam Tam's size and those you see on My 600 Lb life, your body will never be the same again no matter how much weight you lose. Living that way for that long does a number on your heart and lungs. This shouldn't deter anyone from trying WLS but even if Tammy only ate keto for the rest of her life, she won't still won't see 70.
 
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Changed my vote since Jay is apparently approved for top surgery and Finding Evie is essentially homeless now in addition to being bedbound.
 
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