JonTron Thread

[McMitch]

That biologist woman is a genuine fucking psycho. I'm in a similar field, and there are some people who act exactly like that. Every person I've ever seen act the way she does is severely brain damaged, it's like something in their brain isn't wired correctly.

“Oh she’s not so bad” and then it gets to her replicating the sloth mating call and then they brought up stand-up as I was typing this and now I get exactly what you’re talking about.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Needs more journo-bashing. Sloth demands more scum to be flayed.

 

[Tepes Thot]

That biologist woman is a genuine fucking psycho. I'm in a similar field, and there are some people who act exactly like that. Every person I've ever seen act the way she does is severely brain damaged, it's like something in their brain isn't wired correctly.

I was guessing autism with a focus on sloths, she definitely tripped my radar.
She reminds me of those animal obsessed kids in grade school that would pretend to be them.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Spoiler: brains

Two-toed sloth brain:

Koala brain:


Bully koalas more, they're too stupid to know better.

 

[McMitch]

She was two steps away from saying "Oh my Science!" with the golfballs.

Okay, but those little bastards seem almost genetically engineered to appeal to women.

 

[TVB]

JonTron is chipping in to Total Journo Death with a video about journos smearing sloths.

Based Jon dunking on modern journos

 

[Racist Trash]

I can't believe Jon "slow" Aryan Jafari is calling for Sloth Supremacy.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

SlothStuds & SlothSisters, we are so back

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Double posting, but I just found this.

This was 9 years ago.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Double posting, but I just found this.

This was 9 years ago.

Jon is 1/16th sloth confirmed...?

 

[DankSmoker]

Sloth homies, this ever happen to you?

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Does it feel like Jon's gotten skinnier or is the bigger beard just doing him some favors?

 

[BrunoMattei]

I hated the new video and it caused me to unsubscribe.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Jon doing the slow turn in the sloth getup got me.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

I hated the new video and it caused me to unsubscribe.

journoscum fingers typed this message

disgusting

 

[ShitLurker]

That biologist woman is a genuine fucking psycho. I'm in a similar field, and there are some people who act exactly like that. Every person I've ever seen act the way she does is severely brain damaged, it's like something in their brain isn't wired correctly.

Oh please do share some stories in detail. I love hearing about nutcases.

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Spoiler: brains

Two-toed sloth brain:
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Koala brain:
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Bully koalas more, they're too stupid to know better.

The Panda has been coasting on being cute even though the species behaves like if it was lusting for oblivion.

The video I file as short and sweet, nothing groundbreaking but made me laugh.

Now if IH stopped being a faggot and started uploading again, that would be swell.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I hated the new video and it caused me to unsubscribe.

 

[BrunoMattei]

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I'm going to read the "real" Necronomicon, summon demons, and command them to take bites out of your mother's ass and then hold you down and regurgitate the ass chunks into your mouth like a baby bird being fed.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

"He might just - WAAAAAAH"
got me dying

 

[ShitLurker]

I'm going to read the "real" Necronomicon, summon demons, and command them to take bites out of your mother's ass and then hold you down and regurgitate the ass chunks into your mouth like a baby bird being fed.

Hey, I get it, a freak accident with sloths clearly ended up with a lot of people you cared about dead. But you can't be consumed by grief and hate... you must look... beyond...