Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[SnergenFlergen]

Dude has the first moment of clarity in his life. Immediately gets pressured by the troon support line into taking HRT.
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"(I) love the idea of being a girl, having boobs, etc."

The first and only stated reason for him wanting to be a 'girl' is tits. 1000% not a fetish.

The way it's phrased is interesting- he loves 'the idea' of being a girl. No mind is paid to the reality of it, only the fantasy. This, coupled with his fetishistic reason for wanting to do this to himself (along with the now-inevitable use of the word 'girl') makes this one of the more clear-cut cases of AGP.

I enthusiastically encourage this young man to castrate himself. For no other reason than it'll probably make him happy, or something.

*Edit to add*

Same guy:

Yeah this guy's a straight-up degen. The real L here is for the human race as a whole as he failed to completely remove himself from the gene pool, but it's a moot point as him marrying anyone is to a degree that's beyond comprehension.

I appreciate that people sometimes say stuff like pregnant women are "glowing" (not in a federal sense) and look amazing when they're carrying a child and it's a fair thing to say, because you're witnessing something incredible happen in real-time. Where that crosses the line into pregnancy fetishism is this guy, who isn't married and probably doesn't even have a girlfriend, being preoccupied with the fantasy of how 'gorgeous' whichever abstract woman he deceives into getting pregnant will look.

It's just a fucking weird creepy-ass thing to think, let alone say. I'm gonna do some more digging on this guy because he's without a doubt a massive coomer.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Yeah she is loving this, the cluster B in her is going crazy. She is hiiiigh on narc supply. At the end of the video she's blabbing about becoming an actor, having her own book series and her own cartoon, and being a voice actor in that cartoon.

I like it when, after a couple minutes of forced seriousness, the mask slips all the way off when she gets on about the Libs of Tiktok lady. Does she (the ex-substitute) have a thread? Never heard of her before and I'm in the market for some new cows.

Her art progession in 13 years, even as a substitute art teacher, was litcherally zero (0). I don't understand how American teaching works, my art teachers were all certified failed artists/failed art historians. In what world was she ever qualified?


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These are some autism drawings all right. Those stiff poses, dead eyes, basic colors. School must have been desperate. No one wants the job in the US because teachers are treated like garbage, paid next to nothing, face threats of shootings every day, cannot discipline children anymore else they'll get a lolsuit, the reasons are exhausting. So if this crazy lady volunteered I'm sure the school was ecstatic at first. Substitute art teacher = glorified babysitter. Pretty bad when you get fired from a position like that.

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner doesn't like being treated like a man when it makes her feel sad. You would think she feels validated not being affected by misogyny, but then that means being treated like any other man and not get any kind of specific treatment for people who need it.
And trannies just can't let women or men have anything for themselves, gotta destroy those boundaries after all.

 

[Amin Yasister]

Jesus Christ, around 4:30 on she shows herself having been face-painted by her students, and then is surprised when people don't like it. Maybe I'm just too old, but I cannot imagine circumstances in which anyone would have thought it was okay for a teacher to invite students to touch his or her face.

Really surprised no student wrote "cock" or "knob" across her forehead.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Pooner doesn't like being treated like a man when it makes her feel sad. You would think she feels validated not being affected by misogyny, but then that means being treated like any other man and not get any kind of specific treatment for people who need it.
And trannies just can't let women or men have anything for themselves, gotta destroy those boundaries after all.

To be fair, being thrown under the bus by who you thought were your allies hurts. But sadly, trans men have to learn the hard way that trans women only care about themselves and you are just someone ot abuse and blame. This isn't even being treated like a man, this is being treated as a scapegoat by narcs (both gendered experience). It would be more of the male experience if it was cis women.

It is hilariously close to understanding why normies hate troons. OP is sadly a victim of sexual assault like many other FtMs, and I wonder if she might just detroon one day.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Not sure if this belongs here or in the true crime thread:

More than 70 per cent of transgender prisoners are in for sex offences or violent crimes

 

[Geraldine]

Does not want to be weird, see?
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Key quote:

I mainly want to come out so I could start buying more feminine clothes and stuff without it being really weird.

Here's one answer:

Imagine a parent getting such a text. Betcha it wasn't a total surprise.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Imagine a parent getting such a text. Betcha it wasn't a total surprise.

I wonder how parents like to be told they have failed as such. I would like a sealed letter to be honest.

 

[Susanna]

I mainly want to come out so I could start buying more feminine clothes and stuff without it being really weird.

It occurs to me that if you just wanted to cross dress, ordering your feminine clothes over the internet would be way less weird than trooning out first. You’re a man buying women’s clothes either way, but at least online the warehouse worker packing your shipment, if they bother reading the name at all, will just assume it’s a woman ordering with her husband’s card.

 

[The King-In-Chains]

Her art progession in 13 years, even as a substitute art teacher, was litcherally zero (0). I don't understand how American teaching works, my art teachers were all certified failed artists/failed art historians. In what world was she ever qualified?

Former U.S. Teacher here:

• Some areas, especially progressive ones, offer licenses to those who just have a college degree on the condition you get certs.
• Para-professionals sometimes also get knocked up the ladder if they stick around long enough.
• Some schools honestly have a part-time arts teacher, who has zero credentials in said field. This way they get around the whole idea of having a dedicated art teacher on faculty. Literally, we had some annoying-ass trans-parent mom leading the art classes at one school I was at.
• The shortage of teachers is very real. The veteran or even "good" teachers coming out of uni see how bad kids are because admin kotows to the parents, the genderspecials are intolerable/failures, and how a lack of focus has completely destroyed their actual grade of instruction (7th graders don't know how to do PEMDAS, read at 4th grade level, etc). Those ones aware scope out and find upper crust districts, work at asian schools, private schools, or just retire/quit.

As a result you have people who should absolutely not be providing any tutelage to anyone. I remember talking to some Germans who were teachers, and they were shocked by how lax our instruction was to become a teacher. The Deustch career path to become a teacher was insanely rigorous from what they were telling me, and the kids would benefit from having such well trained teachers.

 

[Jacknife]

Absolutely priceless.

She thought that getting unreasonably angry meant that she was being manly (because obviously men are just angry at all times, often for no specific reason), when in reality reading too much into an innocuous comment made by another woman and getting upset about it is just about the most fem-brained thing a human being can conceivably do.

Nothing more to add but

Maybe I have aggressional issues but when someone (actually) disrespects or when tech is not working like I want it, I get very angry over that but then calm myself consciously.

I always assumed that most men are like this from puberty on and just have coping strategies for that.

I think her issue is that as a women she is very.insecure and sensitive to slight verbal jabs like that and because she is on test she reacts not by being sad but by being angry and because she is not used to test the anger just overwhelms her.

 

[TheLastFart]

Yeah she is loving this, the cluster B in her is going crazy. She is hiiiigh on narc supply. At the end of the video she's blabbing about becoming an actor, having her own book series and her own cartoon, and being a voice actor in that cartoon.

Her art progession in 13 years, even as a substitute art teacher, was litcherally zero (0). I don't understand how American teaching works, my art teachers were all certified failed artists/failed art historians. In what world was she ever qualified?


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Gonna be a bit fairer, there was some progress, but that progress came from just doing the same thing over and over again, so the lineart improved and got a steadier hand. But there seems to be no actual desire to improve in any way, just keep on the grind, the same way over and over again.

And even then thats still better than one curious tumblr blog i archived in 2016 where the dude was drawing like a toddler. He used Paint Tool SAI and a drawing tablet and shat out gold like this and never improved this point before yeeting his blog and deleting all his traces of the internet. (well until now)

 

[melty]

IME, substitute teachers are total lunatics, even worse than the regular ones. Consider the worst danger haired pooner full time teacher you can think of, and ponder that there's someone more inept than she, who is at least competent enough to manage a full time job. That's a substitute teacher.
You have to be pretty bad to get fired from that.

 

[hufflemuff]

It occurs to me that if you just wanted to cross dress, ordering your feminine clothes over the internet would be way less weird than trooning out first. You’re a man buying women’s clothes either way, but at least online the warehouse worker packing your shipment, if they bother reading the name at all, will just assume it’s a woman ordering with her husband’s card.

Getting some baffled minimum wagie to play along and call him ma'am is a big part of the fetish.

IME, substitute teachers are total lunatics, even worse than the regular ones. Consider the worst danger haired pooner full time teacher you can think of, and ponder that there's someone more inept than she, who is at least competent enough to manage a full time job. That's a substitute teacher.
You have to be pretty bad to get fired from that.

It's a shit job with worse pay and benefits than Burger King and Aldi. And unlike those it requires a college degree. Only a certified insane person would choose this as a career.

 

[Law]

But sadly, trans men have to learn the hard way that trans women only care about themselves and you are just someone ot abuse and blame

Trans women hate, envy and dismiss women. Trans men are women. Trans women hate, envy and dismiss trans men.
Now for an L:

Remember men's rights activist from A Voice For Men, Murray Pearson? This is him now.
He's also HIV+ and attempting to use lactation drugs to breastfeed an infant. He's 52 and on loads of hormones so hopefully he won't be around endangering babies and children for too much longer.
He said that he experienced "years of abuse from the family court system" but clearly they should've been way harsher.

 

[Constellationzero]

The shortage of teachers is very real. The veteran or even "good" teachers coming out of uni see how bad kids are because admin kotows to the parents, the genderspecials are intolerable/failures, and how a lack of focus has completely destroyed their actual grade of instruction (7th graders don't know how to do PEMDAS, read at 4th grade level, etc). Those ones aware scope out and find upper crust districts, work at asian schools, private schools, or just retire/quit.

Also former US High School Social Studies teacher who also taught SPED:

1. My district adopted this rule that students could turn in homework up to 12 weeks late. See if an employer would accept that shit--plus it fucked up my gradebook IDGAF that I was using eschool, I kept a hardcopy too.
2. My district doesn't believe in kicking out problem students. Wouldn't want Boosie, Dayquan, and Tyrone missing out on any precious instruction.
3. Every Goddamn fucking DAY was an existential torture. You wonder if you're going to make it home. Not even because a student might hurt/rob/rape/sexually assault/kill you. But because you just MIGHT go to the county clink for DARING to defend yourself, or manage your classroom.
4. They will do LIDERULLY ANYTHING but talk about the REAL reason test scores are low. Newp... total mystery about why the blacks are in the single digits.
5. The assistant principal and department head will decide if you're a "party person." Not a "party person?" They'll make goddamn certain your time in the building is so uncomfortable you'll quit.
6. While saying "You're here for the kids! If you aren't here for the kids, GET OUT NOW!" But you're there to impress department head faggot and assistant principal faggot--both most likely fellow white women who need their hard drives looked at by the local police department.

Yeah, I got the hell out.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

He's also HIV+ and attempting to use lactation drugs to breastfeed an infant

Is- is this even legal?

And if so, how is he convincing himself it's moral?

I'm not usually such a hardliner but that'll elicit a full-throated "TTD" from me thx.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Remember men's rights activist from A Voice For Men, Murray Pearson? This is him now.

I did some research on him and his spouse/the baby momma a while back but I completely missed that he was an MRA too. Of course he was.

Murray Pearson (Margarita Fancypants, 52) and Deann Louise C. Nardo (age unknown) are a couple from Montreal, Quebec. [Snip]

He claims he has full blown AIDS, he's not just HIV+. But he's also a complete loon so who knows, he might have said that to garner sympathy.
Was he famous in the MRA space? I haven't heard of AVFM before.

 

[countrybumpkin]

They make everything about themselves.

 

[Geraldine]

With each new outrage they get away with, another one will push it a little farther.
There may be an end game for the ruling class promoting this, but for the individual troon the game is to keep the game going.